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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1175 on: September 04, 2016, 06:33:54 PM »
Um . . . no.

Now I'm debating whether I should respond.

I keep checking there to see if you responded and educated her; but so far... nothing.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1176 on: September 06, 2016, 11:27:26 AM »
I decided on the indirect approach: writing a blog post about it instead.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1177 on: September 15, 2016, 09:18:52 AM »
The OED defines burglarize as "To rob burglariously; to break into by violence for the purpose of theft."

Burglariously!
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1178 on: September 15, 2016, 01:23:11 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1179 on: September 15, 2016, 01:28:08 PM »
burglar : burglarious :: felon : felonious

Apparently it was a real word back in the 1800s when "burglarize" first came into vogue, but it has since fallen by the wayside. And like many entries in the OED, it obviously hasn't been updated in a long time.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1180 on: September 15, 2016, 01:55:22 PM »
burglar : burglarious :: felon : felonious
The parallel I was thinking of was
burglar : burglarious :: glory : glorious

but either way, burglarious?!
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1181 on: September 15, 2016, 02:00:35 PM »
Seriously.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1182 on: September 16, 2016, 11:13:17 AM »
A funny thing.  I was just reading about the etymology of "burglar", and still had that browser window open when I was reading your post.

Did you steal my idea, burglariously?   :ninja:
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1183 on: September 16, 2016, 11:31:44 AM »
I prefer to steal things piratiously. :pirate:
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1184 on: September 16, 2016, 02:01:59 PM »
When we would go out to dinner, sometimes I'd get up from the table to go to the bathroom, and I'd leave my purse there, telling my husband to keep an eye on it.  He was instructed to yell, "Stop!  Thief!" if anyone tried to take it.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1186 on: October 06, 2016, 04:17:39 PM »
Hah!

(And I disagree with them re Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer. Well, not that particular case, which does primarily seem to be written with and. But the general case, where there are far more examples of hyphenated-hyphenates with no and. They are correct in their reasoning, but in most cases it's simply not what is done.)
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1187 on: October 24, 2016, 10:38:54 AM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1188 on: November 02, 2016, 03:02:08 PM »
Play WWF with me.  I am too far away to punch you.  :)

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1189 on: November 04, 2016, 07:49:40 PM »
I tried WWF a while back and didn't like it. Something about the board design tends to make games unbalanced, in my opinion.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1190 on: December 12, 2016, 08:19:11 AM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1191 on: December 12, 2016, 12:26:37 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1192 on: January 04, 2017, 10:07:58 AM »


Note the second question.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1193 on: January 04, 2017, 11:02:06 AM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1194 on: January 04, 2017, 11:55:33 AM »
A find-and-replace query of "km" to "kilometres" obviously went awry.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1195 on: January 04, 2017, 02:12:31 PM »
Maybe that was his name before he shortened it for professional reasons.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1196 on: February 22, 2017, 10:00:28 AM »


It's now been fixed in the article. (And I almost don't want to link to it, because it's not a very good article in the first place.)
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1197 on: February 22, 2017, 12:02:03 PM »
:lol:
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1198 on: February 22, 2017, 02:09:17 PM »
Someone decided to illustrate it.

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1199 on: February 23, 2017, 10:24:25 AM »
I did *not* need that this morning. :)
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