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« on: February 26, 2009, 10:09:52 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 10:31:26 AM »
:lol: I love Dinosaur Comics. I've gotten out of the habit of reading it, and I'm not really sure why. It's a great strip.
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 10:57:00 AM »
I love the last frame. :lol:  
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 03:42:26 PM »
One of my favorite Dinosaur comics is the Shakespeare one...I'll have to see if I can find it.
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 03:47:46 PM »
This one's my favorite:

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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 03:51:55 PM »
lol

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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2009, 09:31:06 AM »
Wilde's the most egregious preemptive plagiarizer of my funny jokes ever! - T-Rex

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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2009, 03:06:28 PM »
Jonathon, I need you to get this ready for publishing when you have a chance.  Oh, wait.  It's already been published.

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html#cutid1
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 09:07:05 AM »
That is rather remarkable. And by remarkable I mean to really say: I have no response to that.
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2009, 09:47:10 AM »
I know!!!  I couldn't BELIEVE IT when I read it, and if it hadn't been a scan, I would have thought she was lying about it being a published  book.
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2009, 09:58:26 AM »
Her feet were marmosets?


How come my feet never get to be marmosets?  I mean, marmosets.  How cool would that be?!
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2009, 10:36:37 AM »
You know, for all the bizarre description, I think what struck me most was the use of the word "pubes."
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2009, 10:46:58 AM »
I agree.  I mean, we're going for the EGGPLANT of purple prose and all he could come up with there was 'pubes?'  I mean, what?  Did his thesaurus all of the sudden catch fire or something?
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2009, 10:52:59 AM »
I don't think it caught fire. I think it felt so misused that it refused to open.
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2009, 07:49:27 PM »
:blink: Holy crap. Somehow I missed this the other day. What on earth is that from?
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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2009, 07:56:20 PM »
Clearly the author should have just defined "a niche, an alcove, an apse" as "NAA" in the preamble.  (Because us lawyers try to save words.)
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« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2009, 08:09:08 AM »
What was the name of that book we had the contest about at KamaCon - to read it without cracking up -- it was so horrid?  This is as horrid, if not worse, than that.
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« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2009, 10:24:22 AM »
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:blink: Holy crap. Somehow I missed this the other day. What on earth is that from?
It's from a terrible fantasy/romance novel called...something awful like 'Hot Silk' or something.  I can't remember now.

Anyway, like I've said before, if it hadn't been a scan, I would never have believed that it was a real book.

EDIT: It's called 'Silk and Steel.'  And I just love that his name is 'Spikenard.'   :lol:  
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« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2009, 11:12:55 AM »
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What was the name of that book we had the contest about at KamaCon - to read it without cracking up -- it was so horrid?  This is as horrid, if not worse, than that.
I wasn't there, but it must have been The Eye of Argon.
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« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2009, 11:48:11 AM »
"It is true, however, that the opposite of Little Rock, Arkansas is Boulder, Colorado." - Tante

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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2009, 11:49:58 AM »
*giggle*  Love it.
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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2009, 12:59:08 PM »
I was just coming here to post that. <_<  
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« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2009, 01:24:07 PM »
Reminds me of conversations... here.

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« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2009, 02:32:35 PM »
Especially when Jonathon opens his mouth all wide and full of teeth like that.
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« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2009, 06:49:15 PM »
As I am wont to do.
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