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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #950 on: October 16, 2014, 02:05:03 PM »
Some of us still can't figure it out.
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« Reply #951 on: October 16, 2014, 02:32:40 PM »
It's the small script font at the bottom—it's lorem ipsum text.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #952 on: October 16, 2014, 03:02:38 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #953 on: October 17, 2014, 06:54:26 PM »
I don't get it.
Dang it!  Keith posted nanoseconds before I did! :angry:
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #954 on: October 18, 2014, 07:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Jonathon on October 16, 2014, 11:28:05 AM
I wonder if anyone's ever made a misharmonic orchestra.

I took violin in elementary school.   Our elementary school orchestra was pretty misharmonic.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #955 on: October 19, 2014, 02:32:32 PM »
Quote from: Jonathon on October 16, 2014, 01:29:49 PM
It took me a minute to see it, but then :D
Exactly.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #956 on: October 22, 2014, 01:02:00 PM »


Watch them do what?
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #957 on: October 22, 2014, 01:42:20 PM »
Tricks of some sort, one assumes.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #958 on: October 22, 2014, 08:40:50 PM »
Perhaps they have a boxing match on TV.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #959 on: October 22, 2014, 08:46:25 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #960 on: October 23, 2014, 09:12:15 AM »
I don't get it.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #961 on: October 23, 2014, 10:01:59 AM »
Battery as in "assault and battery".
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #962 on: October 23, 2014, 10:13:04 AM »
*lightbulb*
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #963 on: October 23, 2014, 10:45:29 AM »
Batteries contain at least one salt, after all.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #964 on: October 24, 2014, 04:02:28 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #965 on: October 24, 2014, 04:09:39 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #966 on: October 27, 2014, 03:25:39 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #967 on: October 27, 2014, 06:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Jonathon on October 22, 2014, 01:02:00 PM


Watch them do what?

Power things, presumably. (This answer compliments of Sparrow.)

Sparrow also says, "I've never seen a battery do a trick. Other than powering things."
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #968 on: October 28, 2014, 02:14:39 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #969 on: October 28, 2014, 09:27:48 PM »
What does that mean?  ???
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #970 on: October 28, 2014, 11:30:39 PM »
Blu-ray: high definition, meaning the display output contains a large amount of information.
Stoned dictionary: high definitions, meaning defining words while baked.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #971 on: October 29, 2014, 08:50:12 AM »
The Stoned Dictionary part is Greek to me.  :p
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #972 on: October 29, 2014, 06:27:44 PM »
"more high definition"
HIGHER definition!
Great joke though. :D
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #973 on: October 29, 2014, 06:38:34 PM »
Quote from: Ela on October 29, 2014, 08:50:12 AM
The Stoned Dictionary part is Greek to me.  :p

You mean you still don't get it?
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #974 on: October 30, 2014, 08:06:12 AM »
Quote from: Jonathon on October 29, 2014, 06:38:34 PM
Quote from: Ela on October 29, 2014, 08:50:12 AM
The Stoned Dictionary part is Greek to me.  :p

You mean you still don't get it?

Yes. Maybe I'm just dense.
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