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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2011, 04:49:06 PM »
It's practiced, as in done, like when you practice law or practice medicine, or if you are a practical nurse.  A practical joke is something you do, not something you say.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #51 on: April 13, 2011, 05:08:21 PM »
What she said.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #52 on: April 13, 2011, 05:53:18 PM »
I see, I see.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #53 on: April 14, 2011, 12:24:22 PM »
In theatre, if we have a working  light on stage where you can see the source - like a lamp that is actually used and works - rather than just the regular theatre lighting, we refer to it as a "practical light".

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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2011, 12:24:59 AM »
You all have probably already seen this as it had almost 7,000,000 hits before I discovered it, but just in case:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYmrg3owTRE&feature=related

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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #55 on: July 02, 2011, 10:03:01 PM »
Ditto, and I like country music (from which I theoretically could have recognized all three of the "American" ones).
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #56 on: July 02, 2011, 10:48:45 PM »
That led me to the 21 accents lady.   :huh:
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2011, 02:48:58 PM »
Props to those who know what "to tesselate" or "tesselation" means, without looking it up. I didn't know the word to use it when I could have, but it's kinda nice to have a word for this concept.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2011, 03:17:23 PM »
It's a pretty common word in my field.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2011, 03:21:43 PM »
And among mathematicians, so I know it too.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2011, 03:59:01 PM »
Well props to you both!
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #61 on: August 12, 2011, 04:24:28 PM »
I can't take too much credit for words I picked up just by having the parents I do. ;)
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #62 on: August 12, 2011, 11:53:21 PM »
I learned it in geometry class, and also use it occasionally because I'm enraptured with drawing patterns in Adobe Illustrator.

… did you by chance learn this word recently from whitewhine.com?
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #63 on: August 13, 2011, 07:58:29 AM »
… did you by chance learn this word recently from whitewhine.com?
You caught me.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #64 on: August 13, 2011, 12:19:52 PM »
20,000 demerits.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #65 on: August 15, 2011, 05:43:10 AM »
Yesterday I caught myself expanding the use of "silent" as a transitive verb.  I think I started using it that way because when I ask people to press the mute button on the baby's monitor, "silence it" sounds too severe for some reason, and when I say "mute it" I have to play several rounds of "what?" with my younger children.  So yesterday we wanted the GPS on even though we weren't going to follow its instructions and so I said "I'm just going to silent her."  And then I laughed at myself. 

The GPS assumes you will never get stopped at stoplights, which makes it pretty freaking useless in my opinion. 
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #66 on: August 15, 2011, 07:45:57 AM »
The GPS assumes you will never get stopped at stoplights, which makes it pretty freaking useless in my opinion. 
??? ??? ???
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #67 on: August 15, 2011, 09:12:32 AM »
I don't get that either.  I've found GPS and online mapping sites to be pretty accurate at estimating travel times on roads with lights.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #68 on: August 15, 2011, 09:15:01 AM »
My GPS is a little on the conservative side -- on a trip of half an hour, I usually get there 3-5 minutes earlier than it estimates near the beginning of the trip.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #69 on: August 18, 2011, 02:51:57 PM »
It's a garmin nuvi if that makes any difference.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #70 on: August 18, 2011, 02:57:42 PM »
So is mine.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #71 on: August 18, 2011, 04:09:37 PM »
It wanted us to spend 4.2 miles on a lighted road that has a modern style freeway running parallel, is all.  They have the same speed limit, I guess.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #72 on: August 24, 2011, 09:28:18 AM »
Here's an interesting bit of English.  The person who wrote this was an old Appalachia hillbilly banjo player.

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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #73 on: August 24, 2011, 09:32:36 AM »
I see stuff like that all the time at work when authors quote from original sources like the Joseph Smith Papers or pioneer journals. The stuff we see in LDS lesson manuals has been cleaned up considerably, but the truth is that probably most people back then were terrible writers.
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Re: English-to-English translation
« Reply #74 on: August 24, 2011, 10:12:37 AM »
And that has changed?  If you look at the average comments section of a website, for instance.  Unless you just meant that this person doesn't spell for whatever reason.  Maybe it's a ploy to get you to forget about the completion of the banjo and pray the get your street address right.
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