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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #850 on: January 07, 2014, 10:01:08 AM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #851 on: January 07, 2014, 01:40:21 PM »
:)

Although I'd like it slightly better as:

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« Reply #852 on: January 07, 2014, 01:47:15 PM »
And apologies to the original blogger, but

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #853 on: January 07, 2014, 02:00:44 PM »
Heh. I showed the blog post to a coworker, and he complained about the font too.
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« Reply #854 on: January 07, 2014, 08:01:28 PM »
I think Annie's is my new favorite.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #855 on: January 13, 2014, 11:52:37 AM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #856 on: January 16, 2014, 12:32:10 PM »
Listen to this audio pronunciation of mwahahaha.
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« Reply #857 on: January 16, 2014, 01:13:11 PM »
Yeah, that's amusing.
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« Reply #858 on: January 16, 2014, 01:17:58 PM »
Seriously, dude, say it with some feeling!
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« Reply #859 on: January 17, 2014, 11:52:08 AM »
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« Reply #860 on: January 17, 2014, 11:55:06 AM »
I am torn between amused and irritated.

I think that means it worked. :P
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #861 on: January 17, 2014, 12:01:29 PM »
On Twitter, Peter Sokolowski (an editor for Merriam-Webster) noted that the boss used the Merriam-Webster's Collegiate definition. Then I pointed out that the boss apparently failed to read the usage note under the definition.
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« Reply #862 on: January 19, 2014, 09:24:41 PM »
I knew a guy who overused literally, but he pronounced it "lit'rally."  Maybe it's not a problem then. 
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« Reply #863 on: January 20, 2014, 07:26:58 AM »
You knew Chris Traeger?
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #865 on: February 03, 2014, 01:34:11 PM »
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« Reply #866 on: February 03, 2014, 02:14:28 PM »
That entire series is amusing, although a bit mean (because people will find them when googling and believe some of them).
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« Reply #868 on: February 04, 2014, 01:07:30 PM »
That entire series is amusing, although a bit mean (because people will find them when googling and believe some of them).

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« Reply #869 on: February 04, 2014, 01:08:47 PM »
"It is true, however, that the opposite of Little Rock, Arkansas is Boulder, Colorado." - Tante

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« Reply #870 on: February 04, 2014, 04:24:10 PM »
*raised eyebrow*

Good for whom?

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #871 on: February 06, 2014, 01:22:28 PM »
Right, Right, Right!

Today I needed to respond to a post on the subject of whether language acquisition demonstrates classical and operative conditioning.   >_<
This is for a human development class, so the class has no background in linguistics whatsoever.  I tried to express the argument for an instinctual component to language by
1.  Saying there are infinite combinations of bad sentences, which we learn to detect without hearing and processing bad reinforcement for each of them.  
2.  Children know functional (as opposed to proper grammar) without actually being able to articulate even basic grammatical concepts such as what is an adverb and what is a preposition (since they are still trying to learn this stuff in middle school).
3.  People can understand Yoda even though his sentences are nonstandard, and can turn around and produce yoda-ese and their friends can appreciate the fact that that is what they are doing.  

The desk, my head has bashed.  

P.S.  In refreshing my memory for this exercise, I came across a project where they have a computer that has learned English by reading the Wall Street Journal.   At least, I think that's what they were claiming. Got me thinking about the whole "written English ain't a natural language" thing again.  I was mostly trying to decide whether it was worth cleaning out the con arguments from the pro section of the Poverty of Stimulus article on wikipedia.  I also think organic chemistry nomenclature is a separate language so "longest English words" that are for complex molecules don't count.  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_of_the_stimulus#Against_the_argument

It was interesting to see that the Human Development Textbook still names Chomsky as the star of innate language acquisition, then synthesizes it with a hybrid theory.  I mean, obviously there is some nurture at play in language development or we'd all speak the same language.

And to turn this into a whole frequin' blog post, I guess the reason I didn't lead with a primary post on language acquisition is because my toddler can't talk.   :ninja:
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #872 on: February 06, 2014, 02:00:15 PM »
“And the Canaanites slew the Amirites, because they had done evil in the name of linguistic brevity.”

I loved the opening line, but I was disappointed to find that it was just a cranky old guy complaining about some new thing that he doesn't like. And I don't think it's really about brevity, which explains why it's not limited to Twitter—to me it's ironic or slightly self-mocking and is usually used to signal that someone has said something stupidly obvious or made some kind of lame joke.
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« Reply #873 on: February 06, 2014, 02:11:38 PM »
I agree that the best line of the piece was the one I quoted.
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« Reply #874 on: February 07, 2014, 09:47:38 AM »
Pooka - Behaviorist views of language acquisition are bupkis. Is that specific enough?
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