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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #825 on: November 20, 2013, 08:13:25 AM »
My coworker showed me that the other day. :)
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #827 on: November 20, 2013, 03:51:35 PM »
So this might not make much sense to non-German-speakers (I didn't catch it all myself), but I still have to share.

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #828 on: November 20, 2013, 05:13:02 PM »
As a very-minimal-German understander, I still loved it. :)
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #829 on: November 20, 2013, 08:49:35 PM »
Now I'm wishing that English could invent new compound words like that, for the delight of it.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #830 on: November 26, 2013, 03:23:28 PM »


So good, I'm posting it here and in the Image of the Day thread! You can't stop me, chumps!
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #831 on: November 26, 2013, 05:58:55 PM »
That really is kinda awesome. I think overmorrow and ereyesterday need to come back. Also fortnight.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #832 on: November 26, 2013, 09:04:54 PM »
In a couple of weeks.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #833 on: November 27, 2013, 04:48:49 PM »
With semantic density this low, we must be insane!
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #834 on: December 02, 2013, 12:46:39 PM »
I'm not sure if this is more funny or interesting, but here it is: "A Linguist Explains the Rules of Summoning Benedict Cumberbatch".
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #835 on: December 02, 2013, 01:07:45 PM »
I'm not sure if this is more funny or interesting
Definitely both. The whole thing was fascinating, but I lost it at "Here are some cumbergraphs".
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #836 on: December 02, 2013, 05:55:09 PM »
So the "Frumious Bandersnatch" of Jabberwocky lore qualifies, yes?
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #837 on: December 02, 2013, 07:59:51 PM »
So the "Frumious Bandersnatch" of Jabberwocky lore qualifies, yes?
Oh my gosh yes. Although the Jub Jub Bird does not unfortunately.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #838 on: December 05, 2013, 01:44:21 PM »
So the "Frumious Bandersnatch" of Jabberwocky lore qualifies, yes?

Yes indeed.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #839 on: December 10, 2013, 02:24:42 PM »
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer..."

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #840 on: December 13, 2013, 12:01:52 PM »
 :D
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #841 on: December 31, 2013, 02:39:35 AM »
It had to happen: there are many English words used in French, so I read my first grocer's apostrophe on a French poster yesterday.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #842 on: December 31, 2013, 07:05:00 AM »
Nooooooo! It's spreading!
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #843 on: December 31, 2013, 07:48:38 AM »
Quelle dommage!
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #845 on: January 04, 2014, 11:55:05 AM »
How do we know you're not?
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #846 on: January 06, 2014, 03:04:38 PM »
I played a small part in creating a new linguistics meme today: Indo-European Jones.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #847 on: January 06, 2014, 03:34:52 PM »
 :D
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #848 on: January 06, 2014, 04:30:53 PM »
The grammar nazis one is the best :)
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #849 on: January 07, 2014, 09:41:36 AM »
Yeah. I also really love this one that someone posted on Twitter:

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