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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #600 on: November 07, 2012, 06:39:40 PM »
I think Jesse's interpretation is what it's supposed to mean, but on the face of it, it's contradictory.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #601 on: November 08, 2012, 10:55:23 AM »
It boggles my mind that it made it through every single editor, etc.. into the final movie.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #602 on: November 08, 2012, 05:48:26 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #603 on: November 08, 2012, 05:59:06 PM »
*snicker*
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #604 on: November 08, 2012, 06:15:04 PM »
Someone at work uses the term "gal" a lot, and it makes me cringe a little every time.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #605 on: November 08, 2012, 07:17:20 PM »
I choose what word to use depending on who I am talking to. I can usually figure out pretty quick what you are comfortable with.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #606 on: November 09, 2012, 08:53:43 AM »
There's a perfectly reasonable way to refer to women as a group without using the word women. "Hey guys, ..." completely works.

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #607 on: November 09, 2012, 10:51:27 AM »
It boggles my mind that it made it through every single editor, etc.. into the final movie.


Not great technical writing, sure.  But if you're trying to script the way real persons actually talk, I think it works.  (No idea if that was what they were trying to do there, though.)
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #608 on: November 09, 2012, 11:04:29 AM »
I'm not sure an actual newscaster would say that. It's not like newscasters generally ad lib or speak off the cuff.
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« Reply #609 on: November 09, 2012, 08:41:35 PM »
I was gonna say, if the intent was to make them sound like a journalist, mission accomplished.
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« Reply #610 on: November 15, 2012, 12:30:37 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #611 on: November 15, 2012, 12:40:11 PM »
 :D
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #612 on: November 19, 2012, 08:35:56 AM »
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This has got to be immensely confusing for people learning English.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #613 on: November 19, 2012, 04:16:02 PM »
Earn

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This has got to be immensely confusing for people learning English.
That and,

Bomb

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Tomb.
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« Reply #614 on: November 19, 2012, 09:10:36 PM »
Bough  Cough  Rough  Through

Do you think they gave the committee that standardized spelling their own suite of offices or did they just work on it right there in the asylum?
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #615 on: November 19, 2012, 10:15:15 PM »
I will say that whoever devised the silent b in "Subtle" was on some sort of clever pill at the time. They should have given him/her more words to devise.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #617 on: November 22, 2012, 06:27:37 PM »


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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #618 on: November 22, 2012, 07:33:37 PM »
Proving once again that Dinosaur Comics are the best comics.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #619 on: November 23, 2012, 01:47:25 PM »
 :D
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #620 on: December 11, 2012, 05:21:07 AM »
I will say that whoever devised the silent b in "Subtle" was on some sort of clever pill at the time. They should have given him/her more words to devise.

It comes from French (subtil), and we pronounce it that way. You are weird for not pronouncing letters that are there. :p
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #621 on: December 11, 2012, 05:52:14 AM »
Wait a second.  You're mocking English for not pronouncing every letter, in contrast to French:p
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #622 on: December 11, 2012, 05:53:35 AM »
Hence the :p
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #623 on: December 11, 2012, 06:51:42 AM »
I will say that whoever devised the silent b in "Subtle" was on some sort of clever pill at the time. They should have given him/her more words to devise.

It comes from French (subtil), and we pronounce it that way. You are weird for not pronouncing letters that are there. :p
Maybe we are pronouncing all the letters, we're just very subtle about it. :)
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #624 on: December 11, 2012, 07:31:21 AM »
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