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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #175 on: December 02, 2010, 12:48:06 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #176 on: December 02, 2010, 12:51:22 PM »
*craves*

Actually, not really. Pregnancy has a way of making sweets somewhat less palatable to me.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #177 on: December 02, 2010, 12:59:40 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #178 on: December 02, 2010, 01:04:12 PM »
*drools*
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #179 on: December 02, 2010, 02:08:09 PM »
That holds no appeal to me.
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« Reply #180 on: December 02, 2010, 02:29:06 PM »
That holds no appeal to me.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #181 on: December 02, 2010, 03:12:46 PM »
That holds no appeal to me.
I do not understand people like you.
It's simple diminishing returns.  I'd love a piece of dark chocolate, I don't want a mountain of it, with extra sugar.  But it's also a function of my disliking food without beverages.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #182 on: December 02, 2010, 03:37:30 PM »
There's no way I'd eat that delicious piece of cake without a glass of milk.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #183 on: December 02, 2010, 03:41:33 PM »
In order of preference: a cup of coffee (w/ lots of milk), a cup of tea (sugar or honey, no milk), or a glass of milk. But yeah, definitely not without a drink.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #184 on: December 02, 2010, 03:47:26 PM »
My order of preference: a glass of fresh goat milk, a glass of whole milk from the store, a glass of other milk from the store.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #185 on: December 02, 2010, 03:52:36 PM »
Ugh, I hate whole milk. It tastes like drinking straight fat.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #186 on: December 02, 2010, 04:24:11 PM »
That's why it's so good! Duh! :rolleyes:
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #187 on: December 02, 2010, 04:47:04 PM »
*shudder*
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #188 on: December 02, 2010, 06:24:41 PM »
 >_<
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #189 on: December 02, 2010, 06:34:44 PM »
We buy whole milk, but we pretty much never drink it. 

I was extremely averse to sweets my first trimester.  It's actually what prompted me to tell some of my coworkers I was expecting, because someone talked about getting me some donuts.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #190 on: December 02, 2010, 06:44:07 PM »
I love that I can get Starbucks to make things with whole milk, and sometimes I even indulge and go half and half. Not that I go to Starbucks too often, but we have a lot of gift cards saved up.

I drink a lot of whole milk (from a carton -- much better than from plastic, I discovered fairly recently. If we had a front porch I'd get it delivered daily), but it amusingly takes down my fat intake in a lot of my cooking, because I use it instead of heavy whipping cream (though I do cook it down more, resulting in some heavenly sauces that require a lot of stirring).

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« Reply #191 on: December 02, 2010, 07:06:11 PM »
I did not know that half and half was 12% fat. 
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #192 on: December 03, 2010, 08:21:28 AM »
Now that both kids are over 2 we should probably switch back to non-whole milk.  But I really don't want to.

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #193 on: December 03, 2010, 09:05:58 AM »
I grew up on UHT milk, it's the kind that is super heated then chilled quickly, then heated again I believe, and then sits on the shelf unrefrigerated and won't go bad for months.  I could never drink it warm, and it was only cold enough with ice cubes, and every summer when we came to Utah, we'd get so excited to drink normal milk.  Looking back, that stuff was disgusting.

BTW We drink 1% milk in my home, it's a compromise between whole, which is gross, and skim, which is also gross.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #194 on: December 03, 2010, 11:26:13 AM »
UHT milk is only drinkable very, very cold. But it is acceptable for cooking.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #195 on: December 05, 2010, 08:46:47 PM »
hm.  In googling what the UHT of UHT milk stood for I discovered an interesting blog that claimed that over the next few years/decades the world will switch to UHT milk entirely, relegating the usual pasteurized milk of today to the same "niche market" sphere as real fresh milk.  I would be real sad.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #196 on: December 05, 2010, 09:08:12 PM »
I steer clear of the entire problem by drinking only bat milk.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #197 on: December 06, 2010, 08:17:45 AM »
Just like a wee little baby vampire.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #198 on: December 07, 2010, 09:56:46 AM »
The word "moist" makes me crave chocolate cake.

It's so delicious and moist!

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #199 on: December 07, 2010, 09:57:24 AM »
*craves*

Actually, not really. Pregnancy has a way of making sweets somewhat less palatable to me.

Wait, you're pregnant?  I did not know this.