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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #150 on: November 24, 2010, 10:05:08 PM »
Yeah, I'm a fan of arrowed. I feel it implies a sense of accuracy, while darted is more about speed.

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« Reply #151 on: November 24, 2010, 10:20:53 PM »
Yeah, I'm a fan of arrowed. I feel it implies a sense of accuracy, while darted is more about speed.
Don't arrows travel faster than darts?  I would think so.
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« Reply #152 on: November 25, 2010, 10:52:20 AM »
At which point in their journey? Darts travel a far shorter distance.
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« Reply #153 on: November 25, 2010, 03:11:24 PM »
BB, are you thinking of the darts you throw? What about, say, a blow dart?
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« Reply #154 on: November 25, 2010, 03:35:22 PM »
Or flechettes?
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« Reply #155 on: November 25, 2010, 05:31:01 PM »
BB, are you thinking of the darts you throw? What about, say, a blow dart?
I was thinking of blow darts.  I was only considering their peak velocities.
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« Reply #156 on: November 25, 2010, 05:58:39 PM »
I was only considering their peak velocities.
You think the peak velocity of an arrow is higher than that of a blowdart?

From a longbow or a crossbow?
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« Reply #157 on: November 25, 2010, 06:04:55 PM »
I was only considering their peak velocities.
You think the peak velocity of an arrow is higher than that of a blowdart?

From a longbow or a crossbow?
Either one to be candid.
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« Reply #158 on: November 25, 2010, 06:41:04 PM »
I might believe crossbow. Longbows don't launch arrows with all that high a velocity.
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« Reply #159 on: November 25, 2010, 09:01:58 PM »
What if it were an African swallow?
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« Reply #160 on: November 25, 2010, 09:30:18 PM »
I might believe crossbow. Longbows don't launch arrows with all that high a velocity.

Compound bows do.
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« Reply #161 on: November 25, 2010, 10:22:40 PM »
I had to look that up -- hadn't heard of that before. Fascinating!

In many ways closer to a crossbow than a longbow, though.
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« Reply #162 on: November 26, 2010, 12:26:47 PM »
So the compound bow wins by an arrow margin.

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« Reply #163 on: November 30, 2010, 08:24:18 AM »
And the most beautiful-sounding word in English is … cellar door.
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« Reply #164 on: November 30, 2010, 08:58:09 AM »
Diarrhea gives it a run for it's money.
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« Reply #165 on: November 30, 2010, 09:01:37 AM »
Leave it to you to trot that one out.
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« Reply #166 on: November 30, 2010, 09:08:20 AM »
I just go with the flow.
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« Reply #167 on: November 30, 2010, 09:20:01 AM »
Diarrhea gives it a run for it's money.
So does chevrolet.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #168 on: November 30, 2010, 09:33:29 AM »
And the most beautiful-sounding word in English is … cellar door.

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About two weeks ago we shared the fact that many language experts believe “cellar door” is the most euphonious phrase in the English language.

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Uh, no. They shared the fact that one language expert believed that. But he didn't believe it because he was a language expert. They make it sound as if there's been some sort of study and that there's a consensus among linguists.
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« Reply #169 on: November 30, 2010, 10:39:40 AM »
But, as a linguist-in-training, you totally agree it is, right?  :whistling:
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #170 on: November 30, 2010, 10:54:05 AM »
No. :pirate:
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #171 on: December 01, 2010, 12:47:10 PM »
Ever since I was a kid and heard it pronounced by someone with a very congested head cold, I've found the word "gymnasium" to be the ugliest sounding English word.  "Gybdasiub".  Ugh.  To me it just sounds like a faceful of snot.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #172 on: December 02, 2010, 08:18:40 AM »
Worse than "moist?"

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« Reply #173 on: December 02, 2010, 12:42:28 PM »
For sure.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #174 on: December 02, 2010, 12:46:24 PM »
The word "moist" makes me crave chocolate cake.
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