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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #125 on: October 12, 2010, 09:21:10 AM »
I've heard of similar instances of someone with the last name of Gay being changed to Homosexual.
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« Reply #126 on: October 12, 2010, 04:25:15 PM »
Or people named Chris …
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« Reply #127 on: October 12, 2010, 07:14:44 PM »
A beautiful tradition was born of that error, thank you very much.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #128 on: October 12, 2010, 08:55:44 PM »
Homosexualtmas?
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« Reply #129 on: October 12, 2010, 10:10:21 PM »
No, but that's totally the next holiday we need to invent!
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« Reply #130 on: October 13, 2010, 06:44:10 PM »
It can be a pagan holiday adapted from a religious observance.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #131 on: October 21, 2010, 09:10:25 AM »
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« Reply #132 on: October 21, 2010, 11:17:36 AM »
And yes, we have no bananas!
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #133 on: October 28, 2010, 10:25:36 AM »
I just came across an instance of a previous editor changing "such as" to "like", so I did a Google search to try to find out what the alleged traditional rule is,* and most of the top hits are references to the 2007 Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina. Poor girl.


*In short, there are some conflicting guidelines on how to use them, and oftentimes it's impossible to determine which one should be which.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #134 on: November 04, 2010, 01:23:58 PM »
My coworker showed me this SNL sketch called "La Policia Mexicana", and, surprisingly, it managed to avoid the usual SNL pitfall of beating its jokes to death.
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« Reply #135 on: November 04, 2010, 02:04:13 PM »
That was AWESOME.  :D
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« Reply #136 on: November 04, 2010, 06:32:52 PM »
Hulu, I hate you and your international copyright nonsense.
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« Reply #137 on: November 04, 2010, 08:03:13 PM »
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« Reply #138 on: November 05, 2010, 07:57:33 AM »
Hulu, I hate you and your international copyright nonsense.
Psssh at least you don't have to deal with the great firewall.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #140 on: November 17, 2010, 01:31:43 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #141 on: November 17, 2010, 02:26:30 PM »
I almost posted that myself. :)
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« Reply #142 on: November 17, 2010, 07:09:57 PM »
 :D
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #143 on: November 17, 2010, 09:05:07 PM »
I used to work with someone who talked about "French benefits".  As if we'd have the whole month of August off, get to retire at age 62, and get croissants for breakfast every day.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #144 on: November 18, 2010, 10:05:29 AM »
It took me several minutes to realize that "French benefits" would mean "fringe benefits".
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #145 on: November 18, 2010, 10:40:03 AM »
It took me until your post to realize that.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #146 on: November 18, 2010, 10:58:31 AM »
I picked up on it right away.  I'm so smart!
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #147 on: November 24, 2010, 04:15:13 PM »
Is arrowed really a word?  Scramble on Facebook seems to think so.  I always thought Strongbad made it up.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #148 on: November 24, 2010, 04:42:48 PM »
The sense in which he used it was made up. The established sense is more like darted, referring to an arrow-like movement.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #149 on: November 24, 2010, 08:33:55 PM »
The sense in which he used it was made up. The established sense is more like darted, referring to an arrow-like movement.
Ah, thanks!
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