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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #327 on: July 18, 2010, 10:02:57 AM »
Of 103 instances of temblor in Mark Davies' corpus, 91 occurred in newspapers, magazines, or TV or radio news programs. One of those was a reference to the Temblor Range. Twelve were from fiction, including three that were actually Spanish. Not a single instance in academic writing.

And I just remembered that I own a copy of the Associated Press Stylebook, so I looked up temblor. It referred me to earthquake, where I found this:
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OTHER TERMS: The word temblor (not tremblor) is a synonym for earthquake.
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #328 on: July 18, 2010, 10:59:43 AM »
This explains so much!
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #329 on: July 21, 2010, 10:07:06 AM »
From a link (the actual headline wasn't that bad): 90,000 lb. chicken nugget recall


Presumably it was recalled for causing a choking hazard.  :p
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #330 on: July 21, 2010, 10:30:20 AM »
Sounds more like a crushing hazard.
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« Reply #331 on: July 23, 2010, 08:49:11 AM »
Or even a temblor hazard.
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #333 on: August 16, 2010, 04:30:19 PM »
That's not a crash blossom but a misplaced modifier, no?
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #334 on: August 16, 2010, 05:33:30 PM »
That's awesome. "Who's 'days from death?' Oh - Florida wildlife officials. Oh, no, wait - a plastic jar. Oh - no, wait!"
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #335 on: August 16, 2010, 05:33:45 PM »
Yeah, you're right—it's not really a crash blossom. It's more than just a misplaced modifier, though. "Freed bear cub's head from plastic jar" would be not only simpler and far less clunky, but also more accurate. Was it really the jar that needed freeing?
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #336 on: August 16, 2010, 09:02:01 PM »
In a heroic attempt to contain a plague deadly to humans, but harmless to bear cubs, Teddy the Bear Cub stuck a plastic jar full of plague bacilli to his head.  Wildlife officials, misinterpreting his heroic actions as tomfoolery, freed the plastic jar, releasing the plague.  The hapless officials are now days from death.

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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #337 on: August 23, 2010, 10:49:40 AM »
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The backyard mechanic accused of being the "Grim Sleeper" serial killer pleaded not guilty Monday to murdering 10 women and trying to kill one more person over the course of two decades.

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« Reply #338 on: August 25, 2010, 12:08:00 PM »
Yeah, you're right—it's not really a crash blossom. It's more than just a misplaced modifier, though. "Freed bear cub's head from plastic jar" would be not only simpler and far less clunky, but also more accurate. Was it really the jar that needed freeing?

Is it really a jar if it is plastic?   I don't think I've ever called anything plastic a "jar".  To me, a jar must be glass to be a jar.
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #339 on: August 25, 2010, 12:17:13 PM »
Hmm. Merriam-Webster does say that a jar is "made typically of earthenware or glass", but I don't personally have a problem with "plastic jar". What else would you call it?
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #340 on: August 25, 2010, 01:37:18 PM »
a jug.  (?)

or - depends on shape.  I usually say "plastic container"  (or in this specific case, I would most likely say "Peanut Butter container")
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #341 on: August 25, 2010, 05:17:33 PM »
So what do you call the thing you screw onto it?  What if it contains mayonnaise or nutella?  They tend to be the precise shape of the glass forerunner.

P.S.  But I guess it's a lot like the bag/sack distinction.  Has that been muddied for anyone by the new microfiber, reusable things?
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« Reply #342 on: August 25, 2010, 08:32:55 PM »
I have many jars of peanut butter. They are all plastic containers.
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #343 on: September 10, 2010, 10:47:32 AM »
I was just skimming the wikipedia front page and it talked about some princess being a suicide victim.  I thought that was weird.
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #344 on: September 13, 2010, 05:47:46 AM »
My latest story effort is about a monster who hunts down princesses with fantastic destinies; his most recent target is a girl who keeps trying to commit suicide.

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« Reply #345 on: September 13, 2010, 07:21:40 PM »
My sister the psychiatrist tells me suicide victim is a common usage, though she thought suspected perp was funny.  She said suicide is considered an epidemic, so people who succumb are victims.
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #346 on: September 13, 2010, 07:26:17 PM »
Personally, I don't like it, because I think it implies a lack of control that is dangerous to convey to people in vulnerable circumstances.
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #347 on: September 13, 2010, 07:32:42 PM »
"Suicide victim" returns tens of thousands of results on Google, so as awkward as it my sound when you reason it out it sure sounds common.

One definition of victim is shown as "a person who suffers from a destructive or injurious action or agency", so it is technically correct in that regard.

But, yeah, I don't like it either.
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Re: I hate journalistic writing
« Reply #348 on: September 17, 2010, 05:52:55 PM »
Seriously, New York Times? "Millenniums"?
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« Reply #349 on: September 17, 2010, 06:26:27 PM »
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