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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #251 on: September 26, 2011, 10:11:20 AM »
I did!  You can return the favor by voting for my entry for Next Big Blog Post!


(Mind you, this is good-natured jocularity, not me attempting to apply actual pressure for you to reciprocate.  Of course, I wouldn't expect that.  Just so you don't get the wrong idea, or anything.  I should stop talking now, right?  Because the more I explain how I didn't do it, the guiltier I look.  I do that all the time, protest my (actual) innocence so much that I convince people I did something wrong.  It's OK to nest parentheses like that, right?  I mean, it was OK in math class, and that was just down the hall from English class, so it probably applies to both.  Gah!  I really need to get some sleep.  I'm on a jag.)
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #252 on: September 26, 2011, 01:18:14 PM »
Thanks! Apparently Grammar.net is down right now, so I can only assume you guys are overloading their servers with votes.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #253 on: September 26, 2011, 09:07:24 PM »
Yeah, like whenever The Cactus is down it's because we all are posting too fast and furious for the Internet to keep up. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #254 on: October 04, 2011, 11:12:54 AM »
I've chosen winners for my contest. Bob Scopatz got second prize.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #255 on: October 04, 2011, 11:18:31 AM »
Mazel tov to the winners!
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #256 on: October 04, 2011, 12:17:39 PM »
*goes off to cancel paypal payment*. I am very disappointed Jonathon. ;)
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #257 on: October 04, 2011, 12:23:06 PM »
Maybe if you'd sent the payment a little earlier . . .
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #258 on: October 04, 2011, 12:50:46 PM »
Maybe if you'd sent the payment a little earlier . . .
Maybe if you have mentioned it was *really* going to be a Kindle Fire . . .
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #259 on: October 04, 2011, 12:51:53 PM »
I didn't even know there was such a thing until a few days ago. :p
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #260 on: October 04, 2011, 12:57:12 PM »
Well then it's a good thing you are running a linguistics blog, not a clairvoyance one. Too bad though, the latter is infinitely more useful!
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #261 on: October 04, 2011, 02:17:57 PM »
Maybe if you'd sent the payment a little earlier . . .
Maybe if you have mentioned it was *really* going to be a Kindle Fire . . .

Fire schmire, I know a guy makes his own char cloth.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #262 on: October 06, 2011, 08:29:22 PM »
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #263 on: October 06, 2011, 08:57:36 PM »
Quote
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #264 on: October 06, 2011, 09:02:58 PM »
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #265 on: October 07, 2011, 01:26:11 PM »
"as many facts and as much evidence" not "as much facts and evidence"

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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #266 on: October 17, 2011, 02:27:35 PM »
They and the Gender-Neutral Pronoun Dilemma, based on Bob's second-place topic suggestion.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #267 on: October 19, 2011, 03:57:51 PM »
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #268 on: October 19, 2011, 04:31:22 PM »
Interesting.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #269 on: October 28, 2011, 12:20:18 PM »
My post on singular they was mentioned on Copyediting.com.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #270 on: October 28, 2011, 01:05:07 PM »
Ah, yeah! Jonathon Owen, totally in position to fill the void Noam Chomsky will leave when he finally dies.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #271 on: October 28, 2011, 02:37:07 PM »
Thanks, but I must disagree. Completely different subfields.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #272 on: October 28, 2011, 02:42:08 PM »
Thanks, but I must disagree. Completely different subfields.
We aren't talking about subfields, we're talking about dominating the entire field of linguistics. You are language!
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #273 on: October 28, 2011, 03:49:51 PM »
Nobody's going to fill Chomsky's void. We're just going to fill it up with dirt and pass on pretending nothing happened.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #274 on: October 28, 2011, 08:52:39 PM »
I think I've become popular enough for random people to hate me. Some guy on Twitter asked me, "If your deal is prescriptiveness, isn't your user name a self-undermining misnomer? Or do you just hate AP style?"
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