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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #400 on: March 30, 2012, 11:25:09 AM »
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #401 on: March 30, 2012, 11:36:05 AM »
I knew Jon Boy before he was almost famous, and every point after that until he goes mad with fame, spirals, and then I'll have never known him.

Who are you again?

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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #402 on: March 30, 2012, 11:56:54 AM »
I keep it forever close to my heart -- curled up inside my pulmonary vein.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #403 on: March 30, 2012, 05:20:28 PM »
Go Jonathon!  Though out of curiosity, what was the usage that appears in Shakespeare, and who says it?

Ah, a sonnet, for the sake of rhyme.  A verb of being split with a passive participle!  That's the earring talking there.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #404 on: April 18, 2012, 01:54:13 PM »
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #405 on: April 18, 2012, 02:21:44 PM »
Missing word?
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is no excuse for any degree grammatical laxness.

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You see, bad grammar doesn’t just indicate an unclean conscience; it threatens the very foundations of democracy.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #406 on: April 18, 2012, 02:22:49 PM »
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is no excuse for any degree grammatical laxness.

Yes, thanks.

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You see, bad grammar doesn’t just indicate an unclean conscience; it threatens the very foundations of democracy.
I've been telling you this for YEARS! ;)

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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #407 on: April 18, 2012, 03:52:52 PM »
I agree with your point. But it was way too good an opportunity to pass up. ;)
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #408 on: April 18, 2012, 03:58:57 PM »
Oh, I know.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #409 on: April 18, 2012, 04:13:27 PM »
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #410 on: April 26, 2012, 08:35:39 AM »
Today I have a guest post at the blog Logophilius in which I talk about rules and style choices.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #411 on: April 26, 2012, 11:27:50 AM »
Good post. Enjoyed it.
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« Reply #412 on: April 26, 2012, 11:42:15 AM »
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #413 on: April 26, 2012, 11:48:38 AM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #414 on: May 01, 2012, 01:28:29 PM »
Bryan Garner likes some of my posts.

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #415 on: May 01, 2012, 03:12:09 PM »
I thought Lynne Truss was your arch-nemesis.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #416 on: May 01, 2012, 04:03:11 PM »
Whoops. I just realized I posted that in the wrong thread. Secret mod powers . . . activate!

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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #417 on: May 01, 2012, 06:44:13 PM »
Wouldn't that mean some poor kid has to suffer through life without one? That doesn't seem fair.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #418 on: May 01, 2012, 07:08:02 PM »
Good point. I guess I'll pick Garner.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #419 on: June 05, 2012, 09:20:01 AM »
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #420 on: June 05, 2012, 09:49:25 AM »
Your advisor has identified over 10,000 distinct prescriptive rules in various handbooks?  Holy moley!  Must be loads of fun at parties.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #421 on: June 05, 2012, 09:52:48 AM »
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #422 on: June 05, 2012, 12:26:42 PM »
He's actually a pretty cool guy, but I guess we're not exactly objective in this matter, as we're pretty nerdy in almost exactly the same way.
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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #423 on: June 06, 2012, 07:38:32 AM »
10,000 is Chinese for "more than I feel it would be productive to count."  I don't know if that's how he's using it.  The qualifier that only a fraction are repeated is what makes me suspicious of the total.  But I don't know, maybe the guy does it for a living, and maybe he really keeps a spreadsheet somewhere.  

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Re: New column-type thingy
« Reply #424 on: June 06, 2012, 09:37:31 AM »
10,000 is Chinese for "more than I feel it would be productive to count."  I don't know if that's how he's using it.  The qualifier that only a fraction are repeated is what makes me suspicious of the total.  But I don't know, maybe the guy does it for a living, and maybe he really keeps a spreadsheet somewhere.

Well, he's a professor of linguistics and English language, so yes, this is what he does for a living. ;)

I don't think it's at all surprising that a large number of the rules are one-offs. It seems like pretty much everyone who writes a usage handbook or dictionary puts in their own pet peeves, which may be highly idiosyncratic. And a lot of people have written about usage in the last 200+ years.
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