Author Topic: Funny spellchecker suggestions (Read 3481 times)

Jonathon · « **on:** February 17, 2005, 09:49:28 AM »

Microsoft Word doesn't recognize the word whoredoms. So what does it suggest instead? Wholesome.

Trisha · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2005, 06:08:30 AM »

:snort:

Annie Subjunctive · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2005, 06:54:32 AM »

Well, ain't they?

Jonathon · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2005, 09:39:11 AM »

Um . . . no.

sarcasticmuppet · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2005, 09:51:55 AM »

I had to type "whoredoms" in the middle of my geology paper just to see if it worked.

Jonathon · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2005, 11:18:33 AM »

Did you leave it there?

Pepe the Inamimated · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2005, 11:40:22 AM »

The spellcheckers on Macs suggest Arrowroot for my last name (Iriarte). Only Macs, though. I forget what PCs recommend.

TheTick · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2005, 11:55:08 AM »

Word 2002 offers up Irate, Irritate and Irrigate, Icarus.

When I worked for Corel, we once got a call from a customer that pointed out the the first suggestion for when you misspell judgment is 'Goddamned'.

Pepe the Inamimated · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2005, 12:13:40 PM »

rofl!

Annie Subjunctive · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2005, 09:10:32 PM »

Spell checkers always want to render my first name "Annexed."

Jonathon · « **Reply #10 on:** February 24, 2005, 09:05:22 AM »

Spell checkers always want to render my first name "Jonathan."

Patch · « **Reply #11 on:** February 26, 2005, 09:39:14 PM »

I wrote a story in which I mentioned some people who had piled up faggots (alternative spelling of fagots, a bundle of sticks) and set them on fire in a hurry, I hit the Word Perfect grammar and spell checker and then made a print out. Needless to say, the results made me seem like a confirmed homophobe.

Trisha · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2005, 08:44:40 PM »

I'm pretty sure he was putting them out, thus he "jumped up and down on top of the pile of smouldering homosexuals."

Crazy Harry · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2005, 10:00:03 PM »

That doesn't necessarily sound homophobic.

Trisha · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2005, 08:23:15 AM »

Well, in her version she was setting fire to them.