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Offline Icarus

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« on: December 06, 2005, 10:53:17 PM »
"Neither do I" should be "Neither do me." I can only assume it means something sexual.

Your favorite examples?

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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2005, 09:23:55 AM »
It's been so long since I've bothered to use Word's "grammar checker" that I've forgotten any funny corrections it's suggested.
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2005, 11:07:12 AM »
Did you use the spell chekker, too?
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2005, 08:52:29 PM »
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It's been so long since I've bothered to use Word's "grammar checker" that I've forgotten any funny corrections it's suggested.

So then you could put up a little plaque outside your cubicle at work that says "Office of the Exchequer".

Yeah, it's stupid, I know.  They can't *all* be funny.
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2005, 10:42:06 PM »
Word checks grammar?!

Something else I've always wondered: what do all those green squiggly lines mean?
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2005, 11:12:02 PM »
they mean "Ignore me!"
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2005, 08:26:08 AM »
They mean Word wants you to feel you are doing well.
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2005, 09:08:17 AM »
Word should keep score.  Like, give you a trophy in the top right corner of the screen for each green squiggly.
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2005, 09:14:30 AM »
Oh, yeah, I was typing on a computer that didn't have those turned off this morning.  
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2005, 12:07:34 PM »
My favorite thing about MS Office is that friendly little paper clip.  With him around, I feel like I can format with the best.
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2005, 12:08:17 PM »
O.o
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2005, 02:55:32 PM »
Do you have the option of turning him into a puppy, a kitten, or a better world?
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2005, 04:42:58 PM »
don't forget the wizard, or the magical Microsoft Logo
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2005, 05:04:30 PM »
If they had a little talking Satan smiley, I might use that.  I like to call things by their right names.
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2006, 05:10:44 AM »
"Approximate answers to the nearest tenth," is a sentence fragment.

And then it has the gall to say to me, "Consider revising."

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« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2006, 07:09:55 AM »
It said it was a sentence fragment or you are saying it is a sentence fragment?  It's confusing because your quote has a comma at the end.
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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2006, 07:26:56 AM »
In its defense, the word is more commonly used as an adjective than as a verb. But I have the same problem when writing science tests -- it thinks all kinds of things are fragments.
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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2006, 08:49:52 AM »
Yeah, it took me a while (like, 20 seconds ;)) to figure out how that was not a sentence fragment.

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« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2006, 09:33:43 AM »
Fittingly enough, WordPerfect is a lot more perfect when it comes to these things.
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« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2006, 09:51:26 AM »
pooka, it said thatt's a fragment.
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« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2006, 09:48:18 PM »
I wonder if MS word is responsible for the cover letter we got asking us to "overlook my resume."
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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2006, 09:51:03 PM »
Sounds like good old-fashioned bad usage to me.
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« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2006, 10:15:32 AM »
I just got a message I'd never seen before.  It was a popup that said "There are too many spelling and grammar errors in [document name] to display."
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« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2006, 10:18:25 AM »
*jealous*
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Sooner or later, this forum is going to max out on hyperliteralness.

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« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2006, 10:20:31 AM »
:lol:  
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