We could call this phenomenon Steve, and it wouldn’t change what it is.
True, but it would be terribly confusing.
True. Ideally, the name for the thing would be pretty descriptive, but it's hard to find a label that's succinct, memorable, descriptive, and resilient to changes in our understanding of the underlying phenomenon.
The poll results are hilarious.
I'm not terribly surprised, to be honest, though I would have expected at least a couple of "yes" responses.