Bill also suffered through coach teachers. His school fired a good history teacher because he was a bad football coach and hired a good coach who taught art, though I feel like I'm misleading you by phrasing that in a way that implies he actually did anything. The replacement history teacher, who coached baseball if I recall correctly, argued that the 2 bombs were fat man and fat boy. Citing the text did not disuade him. Don't even ask about Joe Navark.
If you two ever do meet, I highly recommend trading coach teacher stories to get past the introverted interface he presents.