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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1050 on: August 06, 2015, 01:19:02 PM »
I don't think Chomsky's views are as undeserving of consideration as you're saying, at least when it comes to linguistics. (On politics, I think he's a nutter.)

And the fact that the article cites Chomsky probably says more about the sad state of public awareness of linguistics than it does about the quality of the article itself. (Though, yes, it's a bad article.)
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1051 on: August 09, 2015, 05:52:46 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1052 on: August 09, 2015, 06:35:07 PM »
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« Reply #1053 on: August 10, 2015, 01:39:27 PM »
That was pretty good.
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« Reply #1054 on: August 18, 2015, 09:24:48 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1055 on: August 25, 2015, 12:17:10 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1056 on: August 25, 2015, 01:43:37 PM »
That was . . . kind of weird and not totally accurate. First off, I've usually heard them called subordinating conjunctions or subordinators, not subordinates. I thought she was talking about subordinate clauses until she finally gave some examples. Also, subordinate clauses sometimes do need a comma, so the whole analogy about physics and balance and WWE heavyweights doesn't really work.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1057 on: September 11, 2015, 08:58:16 AM »
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« Reply #1058 on: September 11, 2015, 09:03:31 AM »
Those are not the only two choices. :P
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1059 on: September 11, 2015, 09:42:44 AM »
So what's your choice?
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« Reply #1060 on: September 11, 2015, 10:11:49 AM »
Far more complex than either of those two. :P
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1061 on: September 11, 2015, 10:26:31 AM »
I'd love to hear it if you don't mind. I think the way people react to errors is a fascinating subject that doesn't get nearly enough attention. I may come across as a grammar free-love hippy who tries to tear down all usage rules, but that's really only one side of me. There are a lot of things that still irk me even though I know in the rational part of my brain that they shouldn't. Why is that? I don't really know. (And of course, there are a lot of things that still irk me because they're just wrong.)
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1062 on: September 11, 2015, 12:06:10 PM »
Sorry if that made it sound like I think of you like some sort of psychological experiment or something. I am genuinely interested in what people think about language.
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« Reply #1063 on: September 11, 2015, 03:01:25 PM »
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« Reply #1064 on: September 11, 2015, 03:25:58 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1065 on: September 11, 2015, 03:31:35 PM »
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« Reply #1066 on: September 11, 2015, 06:23:40 PM »
Sorry if that made it sound like I think of you like some sort of psychological experiment or something. I am genuinely interested in what people think about language.
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« Reply #1067 on: September 11, 2015, 07:00:51 PM »
Okay. And if you don't, no worries. I've been running pretty low on spare brain cells myself lately.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1068 on: September 15, 2015, 08:15:02 AM »
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« Reply #1069 on: September 15, 2015, 12:17:56 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1070 on: September 17, 2015, 07:34:26 PM »
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did... did a rottweiler write this


Wow - that is so bad it hurts to read.  I wasn't for sure, at first, whether it was just a very bad copy/paste/editing job (like they left in parts of sentences they meant to overwrite), or what.  I have since decided that probably English is not their first language.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1071 on: September 17, 2015, 07:40:44 PM »
Yeah, I'm almost positive the author wasn't a native speaker. I think it's likely that they just ran something through Google translate, and that's what come out the other side.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1072 on: September 17, 2015, 07:45:14 PM »
I still like imagining that a rottweiler wrote it, though.
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« Reply #1073 on: September 18, 2015, 05:06:35 PM »
I think it's likely that they just ran something through Google translate, and that's what come out the other side.

Taught EFL in Asia - can confirm.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #1074 on: September 22, 2015, 07:38:41 PM »
I still like imagining that a rottweiler wrote it, though.
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