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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #425 on: December 22, 2011, 12:44:53 PM »
"I know all of the stuffs"

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #426 on: December 22, 2011, 02:40:28 PM »
Have you ever learned a word and suddenly felt a sort of rush of happiness that you now have a word to describe a concept you didn't realize could be described? This isn't strictly speaking a word, but it should exist.

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #427 on: December 28, 2011, 10:02:15 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #428 on: January 01, 2012, 09:07:21 PM »
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer..."

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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #429 on: January 01, 2012, 09:14:10 PM »
*skeptical*
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #430 on: January 11, 2012, 09:30:03 AM »
I'm so linking to that Dino comics next time someone makes that assertion.  Though no one will probably ever make it again.  

I guess another funny way to take it would be "We thought the Eskimos had 200 words for snow, but it turned out 195 of them were expletives of displeasure."
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #431 on: January 11, 2012, 09:34:21 AM »
I'm so linking to that Dino comics next time someone makes that assertion.  Though no one will probably ever make it again.  

I highly doubt that.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #432 on: January 12, 2012, 07:27:02 AM »
So somewhere else this has elicited furious debate.

"The engineer walked in and found his wife, an English major, in bed with another man. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She said, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."

I sorta see the distinction, but had it been me I would have certainly said surprised. Is there really a difference in today's usage? In the past?
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #433 on: January 12, 2012, 08:44:37 AM »
She is surprised (2a); he is surprised (3).
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #434 on: January 12, 2012, 09:58:11 AM »
So somewhere else this has elicited furious debate.

"The engineer walked in and found his wife, an English major, in bed with another man. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She said, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."

I sorta see the distinction, but had it been me I would have certainly said surprised. Is there really a difference in today's usage? In the past?

As Rivka said, there are different meanings of "surprised," but the alleged distinction is bogus. I've heard jokes with similar punchlines, like "You smell; I stink," but I think they're all similarly bogus.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #435 on: January 12, 2012, 01:04:29 PM »
I don't think surprise or astonishment would be my first thought.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #436 on: January 12, 2012, 01:45:34 PM »
Murderous rage?
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« Reply #437 on: January 12, 2012, 03:43:28 PM »
If I were the wronged spouse.  Embarassment if otherwise.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #438 on: January 12, 2012, 05:18:07 PM »
That's interesting. If I consider my reaction in such a scenario, it doesn't occur to me to place myself anywhere other than as the wronged spouse.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #440 on: January 13, 2012, 10:31:02 AM »
Too bad for Asimov the facts don't support the claim. The "caught unawares" meaning goes back to the late 1500s, while the "astonished" meaning goes back to the mid-1600s. Both were well established by Webster's day, and neither meaning is the original, which was "seized" or "overpowered," dating to the late 1400s (and now obsolete).
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #441 on: January 13, 2012, 10:35:31 AM »
To me, surprise means unexpected but not hard to believe, which astonished involves some incredulity.

Now I can't figure out if incredulity is a quality of the astonisher or the astonishee, or if it should be incredulousness.
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #442 on: January 13, 2012, 12:22:19 PM »
Too bad for Asimov the facts don't support the claim. The "caught unawares" meaning goes back to the late 1500s, while the "astonished" meaning goes back to the mid-1600s. Both were well established by Webster's day, and neither meaning is the original, which was "seized" or "overpowered," dating to the late 1400s (and now obsolete).
The man also thinks (thought) Tuesday should be pronounced "tyoosday".
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #444 on: January 13, 2012, 02:32:43 PM »
At least he didn't recommend "TOOZ-dee".
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #445 on: January 13, 2012, 04:53:39 PM »
At least he didn't recommend "TOOZ-dee".
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« Reply #446 on: January 15, 2012, 10:38:26 AM »
At least he didn't recommend "TOOZ-dee".
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #447 on: January 25, 2012, 05:32:13 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #448 on: January 26, 2012, 01:41:08 PM »
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Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
« Reply #449 on: January 30, 2012, 08:26:42 AM »
So.. did you see today's XKCD with "Etymology-Man"  (that's another name for Jonathon, right?)  ;)
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