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How do you pronounce February?

"Feb-roo-ary"
4 (30.8%)
"Feb-yoo-ary"
8 (61.5%)
Other (explain below)
1 (7.7%)

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Offline Porter

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« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2009, 01:09:23 PM »
...yet.
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« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2009, 01:42:44 PM »
Is that part of the quote?  I don't remember.

My brothers quote celebrity Jeopardy all the time:

Sean Connery: "Anal Bum Covers for $1000"

Alex:  "That's 'Album Covers'."

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Sean Connery: "I'll take 'The Rapists' for $200, Alex."

Alex: "That's 'Therapists'."

And then the whole thing when Nicholas Cage and Martha Stewart were there.  Ah, such good times.
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« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2009, 01:47:09 PM »
No, that's from final jeopardy in the same skit.

"That's not even a number."

"Yet!"
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« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2009, 01:52:52 PM »
Oh yeah! :D
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« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2009, 08:54:30 PM »
I'll take Swords for 400, Alex.
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« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2009, 08:12:25 AM »
An example of this blade was wielded by Fazil in a parking structure at Madison Square Gardens.

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« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2009, 09:56:23 AM »
What is a Toledo Salamanca broadsword?
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« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2009, 09:59:25 AM »
You know, I probably should have answered "What is After MASH?"  Is it too late to change my answer?
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« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2009, 10:01:14 AM »
Speaking of that movie, I ordered 'The Immortal Edition' with my Borders gift card a few weeks ago and I still haven't gotten it.  I'm so itching to watch it!!
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« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2009, 10:07:14 AM »
I've got about three versions. My favorite so far was the Director's cut where they left in the NAZI scene and stuff.

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