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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1550 on: October 09, 2015, 02:41:38 PM »
-- A Healthcare Co-worker

You mean this person had some sort of training in healthcare? And still thinks that vaccines cause autism? And that it can be developed in adulthood? And that it's somehow contagious?

And also thought that you were disguising the fact that the flu shot was a vaccine?

That's at least four facepalms. I don't have that many palms.
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« Reply #1551 on: October 09, 2015, 04:13:43 PM »
But that many faces you have?
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1552 on: October 09, 2015, 05:19:53 PM »
However many people are in the room with her at any given moment.
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« Reply #1553 on: October 14, 2015, 03:21:20 PM »
I would dearly love to :facepalm: on someone else's face sometimes..
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1554 on: October 14, 2015, 03:21:57 PM »
I second that.
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« Reply #1555 on: October 14, 2015, 04:19:46 PM »
Eww.
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« Reply #1556 on: October 18, 2015, 04:48:56 PM »
People can work in healthcare without having any college, much less science coursework, or they can get through on Cs, technically. 
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1557 on: October 27, 2015, 10:55:32 AM »
Editing catch of the day: "differenchiate".
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« Reply #1558 on: October 27, 2015, 11:01:22 AM »
It's a perfectly understandable spelling. :)
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« Reply #1559 on: October 27, 2015, 11:10:11 AM »
English spelling really is terrible.
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« Reply #1560 on: October 27, 2015, 11:23:21 AM »
I'm trying to come up with a less controversial statement that isn't a tautology.

I'm failing.

But here are the two closest I could come up with:

Puppies are really cute.

The Star Wars prequels were a disappointment.
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1561 on: October 27, 2015, 12:16:18 PM »
Editing catch of the day: "differenchiate".

My brain keeps trying to process that as an actual word (other than the one it's supposed to be, I mean) but I can't decide what the definition would be.

Something to do with dentistry, maybe.

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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1562 on: October 28, 2015, 08:52:34 PM »
Quote from: listserv
Welcome to today's episode of: What Does That Degree Really Mean Anyway? Today's contestant is the [specific degree]. (If you don't offer a [specific degree], then you may take your lovely parting gifts now.)

1. What differentiates the [specific degree] from the BA?

2. How many credits are in your [specific degree]?

Thanks for playing!
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1563 on: October 28, 2015, 09:05:01 PM »
I'm not sure I understand.
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« Reply #1564 on: October 28, 2015, 09:17:35 PM »
It's like a gameshow! But it's really a question about how various schools handle a particular kind of specialized degree!

(Ok, maybe this is another one only funny to registrars.)
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1565 on: October 29, 2015, 06:10:30 AM »
BLS?

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« Reply #1566 on: October 29, 2015, 07:18:08 AM »
BFA, actually.
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1567 on: October 29, 2015, 09:01:59 AM »
I have a BA, BS, and BSN.
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« Reply #1568 on: October 30, 2015, 12:38:39 PM »
What are your BA and BS in?
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1569 on: October 30, 2015, 01:01:54 PM »
English and Psychology.

Just 'cause the way it worked out, I managed to acquire all that in only four undergraduate years.
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« Reply #1570 on: November 01, 2015, 07:50:02 AM »
Cool.
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1571 on: November 24, 2015, 09:40:41 AM »
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The bottom line is that food is super important.

Oh!
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1572 on: November 24, 2015, 10:10:23 AM »
Is T-Rex a contributing author?
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1573 on: November 24, 2015, 10:11:06 AM »
Sadly, no, but that really does sound like a T-Rex line.
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Re: Quotes from work
« Reply #1574 on: January 20, 2016, 06:52:50 PM »
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"gliche"
The quote marks were included in the original. >_<
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