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« Reply #625 on: May 13, 2010, 07:36:40 AM »
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« Reply #626 on: May 16, 2010, 10:48:28 PM »
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We in the 21st century live in the digital age, thanks to the emergence and rapid
development of personal computers and other digital technology in the latter half
of the 20th century. The old sound spectrograph of the 1940’s1 has given way to
digital signal processing, just as phonograph records and other analog products
gave way to the digital revolution. Today, besides computers and software/hardware
for computer installation, other digital offerings include digital cameras and
camcorders; digital cell(ular) phones; DAT recorders (DAT = digital audio tape);
digital voice recorders (replacing micro-cassette recorders); checkbook-sized
e-dictionaries; PDA’s (personal digital assistant) and other handheld devices (or
“handhelds”) for retrieving email, reading an e-book, surfing the web, etc.; music
store-and-play formats such as “mp3”; full-size and portable CD- and DVD-disk
players; digital television, including HDTV, and the digital cable, satellites and
satellite dish-antennas that deliver it to our homes, offices, and vehicles; digital
home cinema; and of course, the digital projectors of business and academia, to
name just a few. And for research, teaching and learning, to facilitate search and
retrieval, a number of digital library projects2—some already accessible online—
have been working at digitizing and archiving textual- and sound-materials
(including music and spoken language data), as well as video and film media for
easy search and retrieval. The World Wide Web alone (WWW, or ‘The Web’)
offers an incredible array of resources and information (some of which may
require subscription or password registration), including online newspapers and
magazines, online dictionaries and encyclopedias, academic e-journal articles,
archived e-texts and sound-files, and more. Whereas in the mid-1990s there was
only a handful of Chinese-language programs available online, it is unusual today,
in 2003, to find any major Chinese program or association which is not represented
on the Web.

Really? Did you really need to tell us all of that? And in your introduction? Did you need to include the extra parentheticals as you talked about cell(ular) phones, other handheld devices (or “handhelds”) and World Wide Web (WWW, or ‘The Web’)? Not only was that so tedious and unnecessary as to make me dread finishing your paper; I'm pretty sure I don't want to read anything else you've ever written.  
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« Reply #627 on: May 16, 2010, 10:50:42 PM »
Let me edit it for you:

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We in the 21st century live in the digital age, thanks to the emergence and rapid
development of personal computers and other digital technology in the latter half
of the 20th century. The old sound spectrograph of the 1940’s has given way to
digital signal processing, just as phonograph records and other analog products
gave way to the digital revolution. This new technology has had a profound impact
on the way we are able to analyze and study tone production of speakers of
Mandarin Chinese.
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« Reply #628 on: May 16, 2010, 10:57:58 PM »
Bah! She never shuts up!

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For instance, my own Morrow Micro Decision computer—
purchased in Seattle for one thousand, five hundred 1982 U.S. dollars—was an
8-bit, Z-80, 4 Mhz desktop computer with 64K memory and a CP/ M 2.2 operating
system, strictly text-based, with no “Graphic User Interface” or GUI, meaning no
little icons to drag about; its pre-LED (light-emitting-diode) phosphor screen was
monochrome green, and each of the two built-in 5-1/4” floppy-disc drives held a
total of only 200 KB, or about 1/6 of what the formatted and now obsolescent
floppy-disk would later on come to hold.9 No hard drive, no external storage. It did
have a full-stroke keyboard, but could only “beep”: there was no “sound card.”10
Furthermore, there were no ports for headphone jack, line-in, or microphone. And
as you might imagine, that little computer had no graphics or video support, nor
did it have an internal or external fax-modem.11 The early CP/M and DOS-based
desktop computers without a sound card could not be used for speech analysis and,
from there, harness speech technology for language teaching.

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Due to limitations of space,
only a few aspects of Mandarin Chinese structure will be highlighted, but that
should suffice to demonstrate the usefulness of the software under discussion.

Because I used up all my space describing every digital object known to man.

On the other hand, this is helpful to know. If you ever would like to be published in the Journal of the Chinese Language Teachers' Association, apparently they publish anything.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2010, 11:00:47 PM by Annie Subjunctive »
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« Reply #629 on: May 16, 2010, 11:52:24 PM »
And they pay by the word!
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« Reply #630 on: May 17, 2010, 04:37:04 PM »
Heh.  I had one of those the other day.

"Can you help me edit my presentation, it's way too long."

Well, lets just take out everything that's not even remotely related to your topic, that should cut it by about a third.

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« Reply #631 on: May 19, 2010, 11:12:30 AM »
The opening line from one of the articles from our Student Symposium a few years back:

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The Tower of Babel destroyed almost all hope of coming to a consensus of what love really means.
You underestimate my ability to take things seriously!

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« Reply #632 on: May 21, 2010, 10:41:50 AM »
:lol:  
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« Reply #633 on: May 22, 2010, 12:37:16 AM »
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The opening line from one of the articles from our Student Symposium a few years back:

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The Tower of Babel destroyed almost all hope of coming to a consensus of what love really means.
Do they then launch into the Sapir Whorf hypothesis?
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« Reply #634 on: May 22, 2010, 09:21:58 AM »
No, but that might have been interesting. Instead it was just a bad lead-in. Here's another awful one from a book called Finding God at BYU:

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Choices are made every day by people. A young child decides whether to eat a cookie after being told not to touch the cookie jar. A teenager decides whether to join a gang, smoke, or drink alcohol. A young man or woman tries to determine what the meaning of life is. This story is about the choice that I made to attend Brigham Young University and how my choice to come to Provo was instrumental in my quest to discover a whole new life.
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« Reply #635 on: May 22, 2010, 11:25:58 PM »
>.<
"Sometimes you need a weirdo to tell you that things have gotten weird. Your normal friends, neighbors, and coworkers won’t tell you."
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« Reply #636 on: May 23, 2010, 07:40:45 AM »
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No, but that might have been interesting. Instead it was just a bad lead-in. Here's another awful one from a book called Finding God at BYU:

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Choices are made every day by people. A young child decides whether to eat a cookie after being told not to touch the cookie jar. A teenager decides whether to join a gang, smoke, or drink alcohol. A young man or woman tries to determine what the meaning of life is. This story is about the choice that I made to attend Brigham Young University and how my choice to come to Provo was instrumental in my quest to discover a whole new life.
Every time I want to be condescending towards folks at BYU for being dummies, I always get this nagging thought in the back of my head that says something like, "You didn't get into BYU."

I have not identified if that is the sensible part of my brain that stops me from becoming a jerk, or if God is personally chiding me.
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« Reply #637 on: June 03, 2010, 10:07:34 AM »
Alluding to Matthew 7:3–5, about failing to notice the beam in one's own eye:

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In these verses, Christ is warning his disciples not only of the deceptive nature of others but also of the self-deceptive nature of beams.
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« Reply #638 on: June 03, 2010, 10:21:54 AM »
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Alluding to Matthew 7:3–5, about failing to notice the beam in one's own eye:

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In these verses, Christ is warning his disciples not only of the deceptive nature of others but also of the self-deceptive nature of beams.
That should be grounds for immediate excommunication.
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« Reply #639 on: June 03, 2010, 05:12:18 PM »
That's the best thing I've read all day.
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« Reply #640 on: June 04, 2010, 09:29:44 AM »
I can see what they were trying to say, but failed to.  I'm afraid my writing might be like that.

Looking at it again, the biggest problem I see in that quote is that Christ isn't talking about the deceptive nature of others.  But let me check Bible Gateway.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2010, 09:30:57 AM by pooka »
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« Reply #641 on: June 04, 2010, 11:15:29 AM »
Do beams deceive themselves?
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« Reply #642 on: June 04, 2010, 11:36:56 AM »
Apparently so.
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« Reply #643 on: June 04, 2010, 01:14:04 PM »
Well, right, that's the first thing you notice, but the beam is a metaphor for self deception.  Looking past that, the deception of others is not the primary impact of the verse.
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« Reply #644 on: June 08, 2010, 09:27:58 PM »
I had my students interview each other today and I was particularly tickled by their answers to this question:

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What would you do if you were king of the world?

Kill the person who don't like me.
Help poor people.
Build things for people.
Travel the world.
Sleep every day.
To make every one be a rich.
Don't care to eat, and happy forever.
If I was king I would like to eat people.
I will make everybody relax all the time.
I want to help many no house's people find a home.
Travel around the world.
Help all old man.
Eat all delicious.
I will make the world happily and safely, and everyone shares the stuff to each other.
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« Reply #645 on: June 08, 2010, 09:29:29 PM »
:lol:  
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« Reply #646 on: June 09, 2010, 07:22:43 AM »
:cool:

My favorite was the "help all old man" one.  It's very Asian.
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« Reply #647 on: June 09, 2010, 08:13:03 AM »
I'm a fan of making everyone relax all the time.

"Relax already! I SAID RELAX!"
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« Reply #648 on: June 13, 2010, 01:42:58 PM »
I like "eat all delicious".
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« Reply #649 on: June 13, 2010, 01:44:21 PM »
Wow. Even in Firefox, Annie has a HUGE sig.
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