My American coworker (the American American one) just read aloud some news to me - "Looks like Iran's sending aid ships to Gaza."
(at least he and I have some political common ground - this was one of them we discovered)
"Oh man," I replied.
"Yeah, glad I'm in Taiwan," he said.
"Far away from any sort of political turmoil?" I giggled.
"Yeah," he said matter-of-factly. "All I have to worry about is China, I guess."
It took a few minutes to realize that I was being dark humorish but he wasn't.