Yeah, what's up with the British and their messed up r's? They leave them off where they ought to be, and save them for sticking in where they don't belong. They thunk up this language, you'd think they could get it right, huh?
I love mocking the newsreaders on BBC radio. (Of course, I'm alone in the car, so no one's feelings are getting hurt) Instead of calling it News Hour, they say News Ahhh. I bet when they get sore throats, the doctor looks in with that tiny flashlight and tells them to say "hour".
And, in my husband's family, every member has his own dialect.
My husband says "wash".
His brother pronounces it "warsh".
His mother says "versh".
His father says "vash".
And his other (pretentious) brother says "cleanse".