::points::
I can see her undulates!!!
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It's oh-so-tempting, but things like that never turn out well. Back when I worked at Independent Study, we were doing a course revision of a high school German course, and someone noticed "Editors rule!" inserted into the middle of a random paragraph. I'm sure the students must have been confused. Our boss wasn't too impressed, but whoever had done it was long gone.
Well, this isn't quite the same, but at my old school, our dean of curriculum kept his job by making the teachers do all sorts of bogus, stupid, make-work projects all the freaking time that he could point to and say, "See, look at all I've done!"
Well, when we were rewriting our curricula for the third time in my six year tenure there (and no, I don't mean editing. Each time there was a brand-new format to be followed so you had to start from scratch.) I inserted the question "Are you still awake?" as one of the key elements of a course in Pre-Algebra. When the crack team of highly paid administrative curriculum specialists (we had three) reviewed this document, they did not object to the phrase (certainly, they must have seen it, right?) and it made it into the published curriculum guide for the school. I never got in trouble for it, and, as far as I know, it could still be there, unless, of course, they've rewritten the curriculum in the four years since I left.