There is a Yiddish phrase "schep naches", meaning, "derive joy [from]". Spell check forever suggests that what I really mean to say is "schlep nachos", which means "tote a tasty, cheesy appetizer", which is not really the same thing at all.
Also, what's the deal with "analogue" and "catalogue" and "omelette"? Are they all officially truncated to "analog", "catalog", and "omelet"? When did that happen?