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English & Linguistics / Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...

« on: February 06, 2016, 06:13:53 PM »

*sigh*  Am I going to h3ll for this?

AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHHHHNNNN CEEEENNNNAAAA!!!!

This took a while too, so it kind of has to be appreciated...  Yeah, I'm definately going there, but at least it wasn't as bad as the one I made in Word, where it alternated Comic sans, Papyrus, and RussellSquare.

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English & Linguistics / Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...

« on: January 06, 2015, 07:49:13 PM »

They need a grammatical instruction manual.  Oh wait, that's the dictionary.

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English & Linguistics / Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...

« on: December 23, 2014, 07:14:43 PM »

Uuuugghhh...  I'm getting a stupidity meltdown!

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English & Linguistics / Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...

« on: October 29, 2014, 06:27:44 PM »

"more high definition"
HIGHER definition!
Great joke though.

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English & Linguistics / Re: Word and phrase misuse

« on: October 27, 2014, 03:39:58 PM »

Gah!

We are 100 percent reliable on our people to create a memorable experience.

WHY?!?!

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English & Linguistics / Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...

« on: October 27, 2014, 03:25:39 PM »

 

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English & Linguistics / Re: You keep on using that word

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:07:11 PM »

Phew.  Here I thought you were going to out yourself as jussive.

Who are you talking to?

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English & Linguistics / Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...

« on: October 17, 2014, 06:54:26 PM »

I don't get it.
Dang it!  Keith posted nanoseconds before I did!

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English & Linguistics / Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...

« on: October 14, 2014, 03:58:26 PM »

No, Really can be used simply in emphasis of your figurative claim, however literally is bound by absolute definition to only mean actuality and reality of your claim.  "Man, that guy really is a jerk!" could mean he's just super mean, where as "Man, that guy is literally a jerk!" means they're calling a short, pulling action a "guy".

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English & Linguistics / Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...

« on: October 14, 2014, 03:44:43 PM »

I was going to say this guy really is a son of a gun, but then the guy said "literally" in the wrong context, so he deserves it.

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English & Linguistics / Re: Word and phrase misuse

« on: October 12, 2014, 08:09:42 PM »

Have you ever heard of the department of redundancy department?  I've heard it's the most stupidest office that I've heard of!

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English & Linguistics / Re: Holey Cwap

« on: October 05, 2014, 08:09:30 PM »

Eh, perhaps they are, but it's still irritating as crap, and my mind registered them as actual stupidity, and it triggered an allergic reaction in me, thanks to my allergy to stupidity.

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English & Linguistics / Re: Holey Cwap

« on: October 04, 2014, 02:15:02 PM »

Hey, that's a good idea!

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English & Linguistics / Re: You keep on using that word

« on: October 03, 2014, 04:21:58 PM »

But they should've seen by my username there (Zorro64) that I was a guy!  Is there anything unisex or feminine about Zorro?

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English & Linguistics / Re: You keep on using that word

« on: October 03, 2014, 03:30:30 PM »

I asked a question on yahoo answers "What's a good thing to do before first period starts?"  And then a bunch of girls (I guess) said stuff like "Don't worry about it too much!  Just keep your pad ready" and "Ask your parents".  I was talking about first period in school, as in the part where you come to school early and you're stuck with nothing to do.  When I read those answers, I, once again, slammed my face into the desk, and felt dizzy, because I'm allergic to blatant stupidity.  WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

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English & Linguistics / Re: Holey Cwap

« on: April 02, 2014, 08:08:27 PM »

Speaking of I before E, I recently had an argument with a player of a game I played today in the comments section, where he spelled "weird" wrong, he spelled it "wierd" and when I proceeded to correct him, he said "no, no, no, you have it wong it's wierd becawse I before E except after C how did you pass kindergarten?", then I replied "Can Others reply to this comment and agree with me that he spelled "weird" wrong?", then I saw the "5 others typing" text and I was like "Yes, this dude will get owned!" but then they say stuff like "No it's spelled "Wierd".  Dude, learn basic engrish" and "You cannot violate a rule.  It would be like breaking the law of gravity.  It's spelled wierd whether you like it or not because I before E".  I then facepalmed myself so hard I got a concussion.