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Title: Words that you can never, ever say right
Post by: Jonathon on June 14, 2005, 01:52:49 PM
"Social security." I dread saying it because I always botch that first s. It drives me crazy.
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Post by: Brinestone on June 14, 2005, 02:02:04 PM
Ancient. I never knew I was saying it wrong until Jonathon pointed it out, and ever since then I've been paying attention. No one says it the way I do. I say angk-shent. As in, the first syllable is like the one in anxious. And now every time I hear someone say anxious, I think "Hah! There's someone who pronounces it the way I do!" and then I remember it's the wrong word. Oh, dear.
Title: Words that you can never, ever say right
Post by: Jonathon on June 14, 2005, 03:01:38 PM
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No one says it the way I do.
That's not true. Your mom does.
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Post by: saxon75 on June 14, 2005, 03:05:00 PM
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I always botch that first s.

Thocial Security?
Focial Security?
Ocial Security?
Banana fanna fority?
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Post by: Jonathon on June 14, 2005, 03:12:00 PM
More like "shocial security."
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Post by: scottneb on June 14, 2005, 08:13:05 PM
If I say "Shocial" I want to follow it up with "Shecurity."
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Post by: Jonathon on June 14, 2005, 09:01:58 PM
But by that point, I've usually made a graceful recovery.
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Post by: Bop on August 13, 2005, 11:39:14 AM
I hate trying to say the word, rural.
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Post by: Leto II on August 13, 2005, 03:48:29 PM
Heh. I have a hard time pronouncing "rural" as well.
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Post by: Mr. Anderson on August 13, 2005, 05:29:11 PM
Jonathon can probably think of more words I can never say right than me.  He studied us, ya know.
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Post by: Porter on August 13, 2005, 06:26:29 PM
I can't think of anything that I have a hard time saying.

Mary?
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Post by: Leto II on August 13, 2005, 07:11:36 PM
You have a hard time saying "Mary"?

That must be awkward. Do you say it incorrectly, or do you simply say some other name?
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Post by: Porter on August 13, 2005, 07:35:41 PM
I'll assume you are joking.
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Post by: Mr. Anderson on August 13, 2005, 08:33:17 PM
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You have a hard time saying "Mary"?

That must be awkward. Do you say it incorrectly, or do you simply say some other name?
He says it like "merry."  How embarassing.  :blush:  
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Post by: Dinky on August 13, 2005, 09:19:16 PM
My grandmother's name is Merri.
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Post by: pattyshmack on August 13, 2005, 10:23:54 PM
How about Canadian as: Canahdian or realtor as: realator.
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Post by: AFR on August 15, 2005, 10:49:49 AM
I can never decide how to say words like "futile" and "docile." Is it "few-tile" and "doss-ile" or is it "few-tul" and "doss-ul"?
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Post by: Jono on August 15, 2005, 10:57:44 AM
Both.
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Post by: AFR on August 15, 2005, 11:00:41 AM
Another few-tile attempt to get a straight answer out of a linguist. ;)
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Post by: Jono on August 15, 2005, 11:04:07 AM
If you want to side with the majority of American English speakers, go with the schwa pronuncations. However, both are regarded as correct, and I don't think there's any sort of regional distinction.
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Post by: pooka on August 15, 2005, 02:26:26 PM
I pronounce the w in sword.

:cries with relief:

It is my secret pain.
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Post by: Leto II on August 15, 2005, 03:26:33 PM
I pronounce the L in Salmon, unless I make a specific effort not to.

(Come to think of it, I may finally have been trained out of that one . . . )

-o-

There are a few other words (really common ones) that I pronounce exactly as written that a lot of people apparently don't, but I can't remember right now what they are. Just that I get funny looks sometimes.
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Post by: Porter on August 15, 2005, 03:28:41 PM
I prounounce both Rs in February.
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Post by: r!vk@ on August 15, 2005, 03:34:02 PM
Both or all 3?  
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Post by: Porter on August 15, 2005, 03:39:59 PM
???
 :blink:

You just blew my mind.

What are you talking about?
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Post by: Leto II on August 15, 2005, 03:42:35 PM
I generally do too. That's exactly what I'm talking about: Rs and Ls that other people don't pronounce, I generally do.
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Post by: Jaiden on August 15, 2005, 10:40:52 PM
Testosterone.

*Shudders*

And nuclear.  I admit it.  I used to be able to say it correctly.  Than the whole "nuc-u-lear" "nuclear" thing came up and I now always say it wrong  :angst:  
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Post by: Porter on August 16, 2005, 07:26:38 AM
As long as you don't say "supposably".
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on August 18, 2005, 04:03:06 PM
Rire. Kills me everytime.

As far as my native language, however, I'm so smooth I never mess up.

:P
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Post by: pattyshmack on August 18, 2005, 05:20:50 PM
if you want to hear some sickening pronunciations, visit southern utah.  You hear some greats such as,"take the pitcher off the wall."  "let's go to the mou-en" and, "I'm goink to the store."
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Post by: Jono on August 18, 2005, 06:50:35 PM
:blink:  
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Post by: scottneb on August 18, 2005, 07:57:56 PM
That's my specious little sister.
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Post by: Jono on August 18, 2005, 08:01:37 PM
Oh, sure, Porter deletes his post and leaves mine hanging there.

I guess I assumed it was your wife. I couldn't remember your wife's name, but I saw that pattyshmack was a neb.


I have to admit that all those pronunciations bug me, but especially the last one. It's bad enough to pronounce a g that shouldn't be pronounced, but then to turn it into a k . . . *shudder*
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Post by: pattyshmack on August 18, 2005, 08:05:33 PM
yeah it's almost like,"oh, I am just so cute so I am goink to talk like I have a low IQ!"  What-ever.  
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Post by: Porter on August 18, 2005, 08:08:49 PM
If you really believe what you are saying, then that's pretty snobby.  Accents are determined by where you are from, not your intelligence.

The fact that some people don't feel the need to sound like you dosn't mean they aren't as smart as you.
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Post by: Jono on August 18, 2005, 08:32:33 PM
Accents aren't just determined by where you're from. They're also determined by socioeconomic status, race, gender, education, the accents of your parents and peers, and whatever affectations you may have.

I've lived most of my life in Utah, and I'm pretty open and forgiving when it comes to accents, but the one she's describing still manages to grate on my ears. (It's not just a southern Utah accent, by the way.)
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Post by: pattyshmack on August 18, 2005, 08:39:42 PM
let me clarify myself (maybe I should be more specific) certain people in southern Utah (specifically teenage girls) tend to talk snobbish and they say things to sound cute when they actually aren't.  Trust me I am from the area and don't necessarily talk like that.  Therefore, it is totally not an accent.  Maybe I shouldn't have assumed you knew anything about that area.
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Post by: Jono on August 18, 2005, 08:43:03 PM
Oh, it's definitely an accent. It's just not specifically a regional accent. It's a regional accent used by a certain class of young girls in Utah. I don't know if it exists in Salt Lake, but I've definitely heard it in Provo and Orem.
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Post by: pattyshmack on August 18, 2005, 08:48:04 PM
The "young girls" thing is found in most other languages too.  Consider the valley girl. (just an interesting observation) And I think accents go further than even the regional.  They are found in any group really. Almost, to define yourself, which is just fine.  But just so we don't fall off the specificity ladder, in general, the dialect I referred to is almost like a learned group talk to define who other people aren't.  (hopefully that made any sense at all)
 
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Post by: kojabu on August 18, 2005, 10:31:08 PM
What's a "mou-en" supposed to be?  
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Post by: Porter on August 18, 2005, 10:55:27 PM
It's where you swallow the "t" in mountain and replace it with a glottal stop.  It's actually pretty common throughout the country, and most people do it to some degree or another.  Even those that mock ignorant Utahns for doing it more than they do.
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Post by: AFR on August 18, 2005, 11:34:42 PM
I'm always a big fan of sentences like "The car needs washed."

We had neighbors who talked like that. I was talking to the wife once, and she actually said "isn't," stopped, and corrected herself with"ain't." Since then, I've always wondered if that whole way of talking was just an affectation.
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Post by: pattyshmack on August 18, 2005, 11:46:03 PM
My sister-in-law and I debated about whether mayonnaise was pronounced exactly how it was spelled or how me and my brother say it,"man-aize." She got out a dictionary and well I have to say the proof was in the pudding and she was right (or was it mister Webster?).  Of course she mocked us for our ignorance but it was all in good fun.  
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Post by: pooka on August 19, 2005, 05:57:38 AM
You know, the reason a Webster's dictionary is remarkable is because it is based on usage instead of classical etymology.
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Post by: Jono on August 19, 2005, 07:52:28 AM
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It's where you swallow the "t" in mountain and replace it with a glottal stop.  It's actually pretty common throughout the country, and most people do it to some degree or another.  Even those that mock ignorant Utahns for doing it more than they do.
I thought we figured the difference was whether the glottal stop was followed by a syllabic n or followed by a vowel and then n.
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Post by: Jono on August 19, 2005, 07:53:03 AM
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You know, the reason a Webster's dictionary is remarkable is because it is based on usage instead of classical etymology.
And yet Merriam-Webster's doesn't have the "man-ayz" pronunciation. Someone's been slacking!
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Post by: Porter on August 19, 2005, 08:20:43 AM
I pronounce it "man-ayz".
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Post by: saxon75 on August 19, 2005, 08:37:50 AM
I most often hear either "man-ayz" or "mayn-ayz."
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Post by: scottneb on August 19, 2005, 10:13:44 AM
My wife's gonna hate me for this:

She's got this funky accent that makes her say "mee-an-ayz." She also says family: "fee-am-lee," and pants: "pee-ants."

But, that's just one more reason I love her. (And because she's sitting right here.)

On a side note, Boise is said "boy-see" with a hard "s." Not "boy-zee" with a lazy "z."  
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Post by: Jonathon on August 19, 2005, 10:16:44 AM
Did you marry a New Englander? I assumed your wife was from southern Utah like you.
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Post by: scottneb on August 19, 2005, 10:18:55 AM
It's a rogue accent.

Yes, she's from Utah. I'm not sure where she got it from.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 19, 2005, 10:23:09 AM
Weird. Does she pronounce any other vowels differently, or is it just the short a sound? Where are her parents from?
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Post by: scottneb on August 19, 2005, 10:32:47 AM
Her dad's from Podunk, Idaho and her parents live right next to where her mom grew up (in Podunk, Utah).

Her family lived in Texas for a few years while she was still growing up. Maybe that's where it's from.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 19, 2005, 10:34:23 AM
I don't think so. That accent is characteristic of the Northern Cities Shift, which stretches from New England out to the Upper Midwest. Mackillian has it. :fear:

My only answer is that your wife is just plain weird. Of course, she married you, didn't she?
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Post by: scottneb on August 19, 2005, 10:35:36 AM
You have a good point, Jon.
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Post by: saxon75 on August 19, 2005, 11:06:44 AM
That sounds more Chicagoan than New Englander to me.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 19, 2005, 11:28:03 AM
Actually, I think you're more or less right. The biggest centers of that particular shift are Chicago and Detroit, though it spreads out to Minneapolis and Syracuse, so I guess it's not really a New England thing. But I do know that Jamie does the a > ee-a thing.
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Post by: saxon75 on August 19, 2005, 11:29:46 AM
It's settled, then: Jamie is weird.
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Post by: scottneb on August 19, 2005, 11:31:27 AM
Wow, I'm totally confused.

Are you talking about my wife? Or another Jaimie?
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Post by: Jonathon on August 19, 2005, 11:33:46 AM
Maybe we're talking about all Jamies. :P

I was specifically talking about mackillian, though.
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Post by: pooka on August 19, 2005, 11:38:08 AM
I get that with candy.  It may only be with back consonants.  It does not feel unnatural to say mayonnaise that way.  Though I doubt I would do that saying Brad.  (I was born in Maryland and grew up mainly by D.C.)
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Post by: dkw on August 21, 2005, 05:13:07 AM
I cannot say "processor."  And for some reason "word processor" is even harder than "food processor."  :blush:  
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Post by: User on September 24, 2005, 12:01:37 PM
Well for the longest time I couldn't say Laura right.  I would always say "Lara."  I also can't say Asterisk.
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Post by: kojabu on September 24, 2005, 09:34:07 PM
Whenever I try to say my dad's insurance company - Horizon Blue Cross, Blue Shield - I can't. It's the Blue Cross that gets me every time.  
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Post by: Porter on September 24, 2005, 09:40:15 PM
I say everything correctly.  It's the rest of y'all that don't follow suit.
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Post by: Ela on September 25, 2005, 10:04:04 AM
Last night I tripped over the word etymological.  
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Post by: Mr. Anderson on September 25, 2005, 10:05:55 AM
Pshhh.  That's an *easy* word to say...
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Post by: Ela on September 25, 2005, 10:23:41 AM
Well, it was uncharacteristic for me to trip over it. Maybe I was just tired. :)
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Post by: Mr. Anderson on September 25, 2005, 05:10:50 PM
I tripped over it trying to read it.
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Post by: Ela on September 25, 2005, 07:08:46 PM
:lol:  
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Post by: Mike on September 27, 2005, 10:01:44 AM
For a while I had trouble with "georeference".  This was something of a problem at my last job, as I had to talk about georeferenced data fairly frequently.
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Post by: Mr. Anderson on September 27, 2005, 11:12:42 AM
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:lol:
Thinking back on it, several (bigger) words ending in "ology" or "ological" trip me up.  There's just something about how they flow.
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Post by: Ela on September 27, 2005, 03:07:36 PM
Some of them are tricky to pronounce. :)
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Post by: Samarkand on November 15, 2005, 01:28:03 AM
Specificity.  Cruel, cruel word.  
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Post by: Teshi on November 15, 2005, 09:09:06 AM
Ottawa.

Now, I can pronounce it two ways, actually:

1. Ottawa (with the t)
2. Oddawa

The second is the way people expect it to be said. The first is the way I would prefer to say it because I happen to have learnt it that way. When people ask me where I'm from, there's always an internal struggle between Ottawa and Oddawa before something mangled comes out.

If I do say Ottawa, people always ask where, or repeat "Oshawa"? which is another Ontario city. Then I have to say Oddawa. No one expects the ts in Ottawa.

If I say Oddawa, chances are it'll be so mangled that I'll end up repeating it anyway before someone graciously translates and saves me from being more embarrassed than I already am!

It's a loosing battle and I think saying "the nation's capital" would be a little pretentious.
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Post by: pooka on November 15, 2005, 09:15:09 AM
I didn't know Ottawa was the capital of Canada  :blush: I guess I would have thought it was Montreal.  I'm as bad as those people who think New York is the capital of the U.S.
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Post by: Porter on November 15, 2005, 09:16:01 AM
Or that Salt Lake is the capitol of Utah.
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Post by: Brinestone on November 15, 2005, 09:18:35 AM
Um . . .  
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Post by: sarcasticmuppet on November 15, 2005, 09:18:38 AM
uh...it's not?
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Post by: pooka on November 15, 2005, 09:19:38 AM
When I looked at the map I realized that if I were to be asked the capital of Canada, and said "Montreal", I then would have said "Toronto" and still been wrong.  I mean, I sort of know that Quebec is kind of crazy french separatist land so I don't think I would have guessed that, but I would have been stumped at that point.
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Post by: Porter on November 15, 2005, 09:43:55 AM
SM -- it is.
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Post by: Jonathon on November 15, 2005, 09:52:08 AM
Actually, it's the capital. The capitol of Utah is that domed building on the hill in Salt Lake City.
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Post by: Porter on November 15, 2005, 09:56:28 AM
I had no idea that there were two different words.
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Post by: Mr. Anderson on November 15, 2005, 11:17:13 AM
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I had no idea that there were two different words.
You must've skipped 3rd grade.
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Post by: Teshi on November 15, 2005, 11:19:12 AM
Wow, I've never heard Montreal as an answer before. Toronto is the usual one.

Nope, Ottawa, which is about four hours' drive north of Toronto and right on the border between Quebec and Ontario (across the river is Hull in Quebec which is a) the ugliest city ever excluding the museum of civilization and b) will probably, in 50 or so years, become the entertainment side of the city), is the capital of Canada. Toronto was considered to vulnerable because it's so close to the U.S. And Montreal is in Quebec and it was Queen Victoria who decided where to put the capital.

To be frank. ;)

Ottawa's not so large as Toronto (even including all the amalgamated suburbs it's still only a million people). However, Ottawa has the parliament buildings on top of this awesome cliff/hill over looking the Ottawa River which puts it in a very majestic position because everything slopes up to the parliament buildings. It's very nice to walk around on Canada Day :D.