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Post by: Narnia on February 26, 2009, 10:09:52 AM
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Post by: Noemon on February 26, 2009, 10:31:26 AM
:lol: I love Dinosaur Comics. I've gotten out of the habit of reading it, and I'm not really sure why. It's a great strip.
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Post by: Brinestone on February 26, 2009, 10:57:00 AM
I love the last frame. :lol:  
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Post by: Narnia on February 26, 2009, 03:42:26 PM
One of my favorite Dinosaur comics is the Shakespeare one...I'll have to see if I can find it.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 26, 2009, 03:47:46 PM
This one's my favorite:

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Post by: Neutros the Radioactive Dragon on February 26, 2009, 03:51:55 PM
lol
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Post by: Narnia on March 10, 2009, 09:31:06 AM
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Post by: Narnia on March 11, 2009, 03:06:28 PM
Jonathon, I need you to get this ready for publishing when you have a chance.  Oh, wait.  It's already been published.

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html#cutid1 (http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html#cutid1)
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Post by: Zalmoxis on March 13, 2009, 09:07:05 AM
That is rather remarkable. And by remarkable I mean to really say: I have no response to that.
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Post by: Narnia on March 13, 2009, 09:47:10 AM
I know!!!  I couldn't BELIEVE IT when I read it, and if it hadn't been a scan, I would have thought she was lying about it being a published  book.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 13, 2009, 09:58:26 AM
Her feet were marmosets?


How come my feet never get to be marmosets?  I mean, marmosets.  How cool would that be?!
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Post by: saxon75 on March 13, 2009, 10:36:37 AM
You know, for all the bizarre description, I think what struck me most was the use of the word "pubes."
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Post by: Narnia on March 13, 2009, 10:46:58 AM
I agree.  I mean, we're going for the EGGPLANT of purple prose and all he could come up with there was 'pubes?'  I mean, what?  Did his thesaurus all of the sudden catch fire or something?
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Post by: Zalmoxis on March 13, 2009, 10:52:59 AM
I don't think it caught fire. I think it felt so misused that it refused to open.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 16, 2009, 07:49:27 PM
:blink: Holy crap. Somehow I missed this the other day. What on earth is that from?
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Post by: The Genuine on March 16, 2009, 07:56:20 PM
Clearly the author should have just defined "a niche, an alcove, an apse" as "NAA" in the preamble.  (Because us lawyers try to save words.)
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Post by: Farmgirl on March 17, 2009, 08:09:08 AM
What was the name of that book we had the contest about at KamaCon - to read it without cracking up -- it was so horrid?  This is as horrid, if not worse, than that.
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Post by: Narnia on March 17, 2009, 10:24:22 AM
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:blink: Holy crap. Somehow I missed this the other day. What on earth is that from?
It's from a terrible fantasy/romance novel called...something awful like 'Hot Silk' or something.  I can't remember now.

Anyway, like I've said before, if it hadn't been a scan, I would never have believed that it was a real book.

EDIT: It's called 'Silk and Steel.'  And I just love that his name is 'Spikenard.'   :lol:  
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 17, 2009, 11:12:55 AM
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What was the name of that book we had the contest about at KamaCon - to read it without cracking up -- it was so horrid?  This is as horrid, if not worse, than that.
I wasn't there, but it must have been The Eye of Argon (http://www.rdrop.com/~hutch/argon).
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on March 17, 2009, 11:48:11 AM
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Post by: Narnia on March 17, 2009, 11:49:58 AM
*giggle*  Love it.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 17, 2009, 12:59:08 PM
I was just coming here to post that. <_<  
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Post by: Neutros the Radioactive Dragon on March 17, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
Reminds me of conversations... here.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on March 17, 2009, 02:32:35 PM
Especially when Jonathon opens his mouth all wide and full of teeth like that.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 17, 2009, 06:49:15 PM
As I am wont to do.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 17, 2009, 06:49:44 PM
So did any of you check out the fanart (http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html?thread=11352887#t11352887) for that lovely piece of purple prose? :D  
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Post by: Neutros the Radioactive Dragon on March 18, 2009, 08:19:14 AM
I think I dated her in high school.
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Post by: Narnia on March 18, 2009, 11:24:03 AM
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So did any of you check out the fanart (http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html?thread=11352887#t11352887) for that lovely piece of purple prose? :D
That was a work of genius and one of the best results of the whole thing.  It's so complex, I could stare at it for hours.
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Post by: Narnia on March 24, 2009, 09:00:21 AM
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Post by: Neutros the Radioactive Dragon on March 24, 2009, 10:14:02 AM
T-Rextastic! Begin the T-Rexocracy!
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on March 24, 2009, 10:45:47 AM
Ha ha ha. I just shared that in my Google reader
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Post by: Narnia on March 27, 2009, 11:45:42 AM
For editors and publishers and authors, Oh MY!

http://www.rightreading.com/publishing/pub...ng-glossary.htm (http://www.rightreading.com/publishing/publishing-glossary.htm)

This was linked to by one of my favorite authors, Sherwood Smith.  I thought some of you would get a kick out of it.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 27, 2009, 12:12:30 PM
:lol:

That was awesome. Thanks for sharing.
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Post by: Narnia on March 27, 2009, 12:34:18 PM
I don't get as much of it as you probably do.  I get enough of it that it's funny. :)
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Post by: rivka on March 27, 2009, 12:48:32 PM
Clicking on the copy editing (http://www.rightreading.com/editing/copyediting.shakespeare.htm) link is also amusing.
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Post by: Narnia on March 27, 2009, 12:52:42 PM
:lol: Holy CRAP.  THat was hilarious!!  
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Soft you nowShhhh!
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Post by: Narnia on June 05, 2009, 09:13:52 AM
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on July 07, 2009, 02:12:15 PM
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Post by: Jonathon on July 07, 2009, 02:15:02 PM
This is why I love Dinosaur Comics. :D  
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Post by: Brinestone on July 07, 2009, 05:05:54 PM
That is beautiful.

Which leads me to wonder: why is that sound not used? Is it because it sounds like a fart?
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Post by: Jonathon on July 07, 2009, 05:59:13 PM
Could be. I'd bet that it also has a lot to do with the fact that it takes more effort to make than a lot of other sounds. Sticking your tongue between your lips and blowing to force them to trill takes more time and coordination than it's worth in regular speech.
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Post by: The Genuine on July 07, 2009, 08:15:08 PM
I'm sure that's what the Khwe were thinking when they abandoned Latin.
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Post by: Jonathon on July 07, 2009, 08:24:55 PM
:huh:

That's one of the more confusing things you've ever said.
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Post by: The Genuine on July 08, 2009, 09:53:01 AM
Sorry, just my odd sense of humor.

If you try to take it seriously, your brain could get hurt.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on July 08, 2009, 04:11:51 PM
I thought it was funny. First I had to look up Kwhe, but then I thought it was funny.
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Post by: goofy on July 09, 2009, 06:55:40 PM
Kele and Titan (http://hctv.humnet.ucla.edu/departments/linguistics/VowelsandConsonants/vowels/chapter13/kele.html) have a bilabial trill, which is close. (Click on the words to hear them)
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Post by: Jonathon on July 09, 2009, 07:12:12 PM
Cool.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on July 09, 2009, 11:43:55 PM
I'm still debating whether or not to send that comic to my linguistics professor.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on July 10, 2009, 12:01:58 AM
Oh, definitely.  Print it out, and affix a Post-it saying, "Of course, Kele and Titan have a bilabial trill, which is close."
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Post by: Jonathon on July 10, 2009, 08:16:49 AM
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I'm still debating whether or not to send that comic to my linguistics professor.
I think he'd get a kick out of it.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 28, 2009, 09:18:06 AM
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Post by: sweet clementine on August 28, 2009, 10:09:01 AM
So, I'm not generally a fan of T-Rex, but that was amazing!
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 28, 2009, 10:10:51 AM
I don't get how this is a comic, though.  Someone drew those same six panels who knows how long ago, and they just put new text on in.  So really, it's just different text each time.  If I write new stuff each week and put it with the same picture each time, does that mean that I've got myself a comic strip?

Well, apparently it does.  I bet an old boyfriend drew those six panels for him back in high school.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 28, 2009, 10:24:15 AM
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/comic+strip (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/comic+strip)

I don't know how it's not a comic strip.
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Post by: Porter on August 28, 2009, 10:38:05 AM
YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN NOW OKAY
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Post by: Brinestone on August 28, 2009, 11:12:16 AM
I :heart: Dinosaur Comics. I should read it more often.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 30, 2009, 09:54:23 PM
T-Rex is an ileist.
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Post by: Porter on September 03, 2009, 08:17:30 AM
That's a metaphor, but just BARELY. (http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1565.png)
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Post by: Jonathon on September 09, 2009, 10:06:05 AM
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alt text: let's not kid ourselves; it's always an exciting time to be saying "forsooth"
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Post by: Farmgirl on September 09, 2009, 10:39:37 AM
Everyone is posting just exactly the right, appropriate comic for me today..   :lol:  
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Post by: Porter on September 09, 2009, 10:45:06 AM
I recently added Dinosaur Comics to my RSS reader, and I've been enjoying it very much.  There are still some that totally fall flat for me, though.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 16, 2009, 06:27:40 AM
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"They say to write what you know, but I think they're just jealous of my awesome imagination."
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Post by: sweet clementine on September 16, 2009, 09:40:34 AM
"The Stabby Murderer Who Got Detected, Or, Wow will you look at these Curtains?!"
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Post by: Jonathon on October 27, 2009, 09:53:47 AM
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Lots of languages have "ba" sounds for dads, too: "baba" in Persian, Swahili, Turkish and Bangla, Mandarin Chinese, "abba" in Aramaic and "ba" in !Kung.   In other news, !Kung (the language AND people) is/are too awesome to just be mentioned in the title text here; their language uses CLICKS, that's what the "!" is!
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Post by: rivka on October 27, 2009, 10:21:27 AM
Doesn't everyone know this?
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Post by: Jonathon on October 27, 2009, 10:26:53 AM
Everyone? No, probably not.
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Post by: rivka on October 27, 2009, 10:36:47 AM
*borrows Porter's sig*
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Post by: Porter on October 27, 2009, 10:58:07 AM
*takes it back*
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on October 27, 2009, 12:19:05 PM
Kind of the awesomest comic of the month.
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Post by: goofy on October 30, 2009, 03:26:44 PM
Where do mama/papa words come from? (http://www.sussex.ac.uk/linguistics/documents/where_do_mama2.pdf)
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Post by: rivka on October 30, 2009, 03:52:07 PM
That was an interesting read. Thanks!
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Post by: Jonathon on October 30, 2009, 05:52:34 PM
Indeed. I found the section on other babble-words particularly interesting. I'd never heard of those before, but it makes sense. After all, my baby has several such words of his own.
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Post by: Jonathon on November 05, 2009, 09:14:03 AM
(http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/Gerunding.jpg)
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Post by: rivka on November 05, 2009, 10:11:36 AM
:lol:  
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Post by: sarcasticmuppet on November 05, 2009, 10:26:21 AM
That's a classic joke about White Wolf games.  Drew and I once made up the background for a game called "Noun:  The Gerund" that had defenders of the English language fighting in the World of Darkness.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on December 26, 2009, 04:59:38 PM
It would be nice if English speakers would learn the IPA. Case where it would have come in handy:
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The Justice Department charged that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (OO-mahr fah-ROOK ahb-DOOL-moo-TAH-lahb) willfully attempted to destroy or wreck an aircraft; and that he placed a destructive device in the plane.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 10, 2010, 10:39:02 AM
Nation Shudders at Large Block of Uninterrupted Text (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_shudders_at_large_block_of)
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Post by: rivka on March 10, 2010, 12:10:32 PM
:peek:  
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Post by: Jonathon on April 08, 2010, 09:46:50 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/literally.png) (http://xkcd.com/725/)
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Post by: Jonathon on May 09, 2010, 09:45:49 PM
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Post by: rivka on May 09, 2010, 10:05:33 PM
*eyes bleed*
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Post by: Brinestone on May 10, 2010, 06:56:18 AM
*giggles*
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Post by: Neutros the Radioactive Dragon on May 10, 2010, 08:17:28 AM
:lol:
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Post by: Tante Shvester on May 10, 2010, 10:18:40 AM
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*eyes bleed*
*eyes blede*
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Post by: Jonathon on May 10, 2010, 10:34:38 AM
I think you mean *I's blede*.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on May 10, 2010, 10:39:45 AM
Its what I's meant, allright.
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Post by: Jonathon on May 13, 2010, 11:26:54 AM
This made me chuckle. (http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=2316)
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Post by: Neutros the Radioactive Dragon on May 13, 2010, 11:44:14 AM
I'm amazed anyone can plod through her dense assumptive prose at all. I guess I did, once.
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Post by: sweet clementine on May 13, 2010, 06:34:04 PM
I'm planning on plodding through her prose some day soon...
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Post by: Jonathon on August 26, 2010, 12:22:47 PM

(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100826.gif) (http://"http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1981")

I don't get why that last panel is at the end rather than the beginning, but funny nonetheless.

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Post by: Scott R on August 26, 2010, 12:24:42 PM
Right.  That's part of the joke.  Like ending a sentence with a preposition.
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Post by: dkw on August 26, 2010, 05:49:09 PM
Or the opposite -- in some of the convluted ways people avoid ending a sentence with a preposition you don't find out what the sentence is about until the very end.

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Post by: BlackBlade on August 26, 2010, 06:04:45 PM
Or the opposite -- in some of the convluted ways people avoid ending a sentence with a preposition you don't find out what the sentence is about until the very end.


That's why it was especially funny to me.
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 30, 2010, 08:08:01 AM
From a job posting,
"Requirements:

*Extremely honest and refutable"

What does that even mean?
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Post by: dkw on August 30, 2010, 08:12:27 AM
It means they value character over vocabulary skills. 
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 30, 2010, 08:22:04 AM
They are advertising for a proofreader.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 30, 2010, 09:54:06 AM
At least it wasn't "refudiatable".
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Post by: rivka on August 30, 2010, 10:29:28 AM
One letter wrong. Sadly, that's pretty good for some ad listings.
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Post by: pooka on August 30, 2010, 05:30:11 PM
I actually think that would be a good description of what my boss values in her employees.  She wants us to be right about everything, but also be willing to accept contradiction with grace.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 14, 2010, 11:27:36 AM
Sometimes I think the German penchant for concatenating words is a little ridiculous, as in the word zweimilliardenzweihundertsiebenmillionenfünfhundertzwanzigtausend. In English, that's two billion, two hundred seven million, five hundred twenty thousand.
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Post by: Brinestone on September 14, 2010, 11:46:16 AM
How many letters are in that word? And if a column was narrow enough, would you have to hyphenate it twice?
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Post by: Jonathon on September 14, 2010, 11:50:36 AM
That's sixty-five characters, and it was almost a line and a half long. And that was in a slightly narrow column, so you'd have to add quite a bit to have to hyphenate it twice.
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Post by: The Genuine on September 14, 2010, 12:28:05 PM
(Well that didn't work.)  What's the trick to getting Google Translate to handle verbally-expressed numbers properly?
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Post by: Jonathon on September 14, 2010, 01:00:09 PM
I'm not sure what you mean by "verbally", but to get Google Translate to translate it, you have to break it up into its constituents: zwei milliarden zwei hundert sieben millionen fünf hundert zwanzig tausend.
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Post by: The Genuine on September 14, 2010, 01:07:40 PM
That's word for word, but is that proper German grammar too?   ???
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Post by: Jonathon on September 14, 2010, 01:48:12 PM
It's not an issue of grammar, but of orthography. It's proper German orthography to write numbers as one word.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 15, 2010, 02:15:55 AM
My husband's caregiver is Jamaican and speaks "proper English" with us and in public, but to her friends and family, speaks patois.  And sometimes when we're talking together, she'll use a patois word here and there, especially if she can't think of the "proper English" word.  Apparently it is a hot riot when I pick up some of these words and use them.  There is nothing that will crack her the heck up as much as hearing me go on in my lovely New York-accented English and slip in a bit of patois right in the middle of it.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 15, 2010, 02:41:32 AM
I thought it odd that you'd call it a patois instead of a creole until I looked it up and found that Jamaican Patois is a pretty respectable term for Jamaican Creole.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 15, 2010, 02:51:36 AM
That's what she calls it.  And that's what it's called.  I meant to imply no disparagement.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 15, 2010, 04:43:52 AM
Which I've learned! I knew the term first from French, where it's used disparagingly, and second from Linguistics, where it's kind of inofficial.
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Post by: pooka on September 15, 2010, 07:44:02 AM
I take it they don't use numerals for numbers over a hundred.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 15, 2010, 09:37:31 AM
I don't know whether they do or not; I assumed the author was doing it for effect, because someone was adding up all the wasted seconds in someone else's life and coming up with some rather astonishing figures.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 23, 2010, 06:53:10 PM
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Post by: pooka on September 23, 2010, 08:03:44 PM
The man used to look a bit like that guy when he was in full beard, needed a haircut, and wore glasses.
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Post by: BlackBlade on September 23, 2010, 08:28:00 PM
Holy cow, I've been saying "Warshinton" for at least 5 years now and never had any reason other than I liked the sound of it better.  Who knew I was self correcting as well?  I've always said or a gun as well.
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Post by: Scott R on September 28, 2010, 06:06:27 AM
No.  There is no R in 'Washington.'

There's a guy I work with from Baltimore.  He says 'Warshington.'  And 'Bal'mer' for Baltimore.  And 'Eye-talian' for Italian.  And 'ball' for 'boil.'

It's enormously irritating.
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Post by: The Genuine on September 28, 2010, 06:18:29 AM
Just imagine for a second that someone might mispronounce "remote control" as "clicker."   :angst:
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Post by: Brinestone on September 28, 2010, 06:18:53 AM
Yup, that's the Maryland accent. Try getting him to say "wolf."
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 28, 2010, 07:04:11 AM
I have the always mellifluous New York accent, where "sword" rhymes with "broad", but "dog" does not rhyme with "hog".  "Sword" and "sawed" are homophones, and "dog" has two syllables, while "hog" has only one.  And contrary to popular mockery, "Thirty-third and Third" is not pronounced "toity-toid and toid".  It's properly pronounced as "thuddy thud and thud". And if the chief executive of the city just walked through your front door, then duh Mayuh would be in your foyuh.  And if you are lucky enough to have one of those smart phones that allows you to access the internet so that you can amuse yourself while waiting in the grocery check out aisle, then you can go online while you're waiting on line.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Tante Shvester on September 28, 2010, 07:05:09 AM
Just imagine for a second that someone might mispronounce "remote control" as "clicker."   :angst:

In our house, it's pronounced "hoobee-doobee".  "Clicker" just sounds ignorant.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 28, 2010, 07:21:05 AM
Just imagine for a second that someone might mispronounce "remote control" as "clicker."   :angst:
It's the flapper.
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Post by: Brinestone on September 28, 2010, 08:39:27 AM
My dad says "clicker."
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 28, 2010, 11:31:06 AM
Well, sometimes instead of "hoobee-doobee", we say "moat troll", but that's just when we're being a little silly.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 12, 2010, 08:36:45 AM
I heard about this (http://www.regrettheerror.com/2006/10/25/reuters-typo-tells-us-queen-elizabeth-has-10-times-the-lifespan-of-workers-and-lays-up-to-2000-eggs-a-day/) story on the radio last night.  Reuters ran a story, and per style policy, changed all instances or "the queen" in the text of the story to "Queen Elizabeth".  The problem, though, was that it was a story about honeybees.  The story was published with this gem:

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Queen Elizabeth has 10 times the lifespan of workers and lays up to 2,000 eggs a day.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on October 12, 2010, 08:45:14 AM
Totally brill.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 12, 2010, 09:21:10 AM
I've heard of similar instances of someone with the last name of Gay being changed to Homosexual.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on October 12, 2010, 04:25:15 PM
Or people named Chris …
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Post by: Brinestone on October 12, 2010, 07:14:44 PM
A beautiful tradition was born of that error, thank you very much.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 12, 2010, 08:55:44 PM
Homosexualtmas?
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on October 12, 2010, 10:10:21 PM
No, but that's totally the next holiday we need to invent!
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Post by: pooka on October 13, 2010, 06:44:10 PM
It can be a pagan holiday adapted from a religious observance.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 21, 2010, 09:10:25 AM
Oh, Language Log, how I love you (http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=2725).
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on October 21, 2010, 11:17:36 AM
And yes, we have no bananas!
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on October 28, 2010, 10:25:36 AM
I just came across an instance of a previous editor changing "such as" to "like", so I did a Google search to try to find out what the alleged traditional rule is,* and most of the top hits are references to the 2007 Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww). Poor girl.


*In short, there are some conflicting guidelines on how to use them, and oftentimes it's impossible to determine which one should be which (http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/mcintyre/blog/2010/07/suchlike.html).
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 04, 2010, 01:23:58 PM
My coworker showed me this SNL sketch called "La Policia Mexicana" (http://www.hulu.com/watch/53460/saturday-night-live-la-policia-mexicana), and, surprisingly, it managed to avoid the usual SNL pitfall of beating its jokes to death.
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Post by: rivka on November 04, 2010, 02:04:13 PM
That was AWESOME.  :D
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on November 04, 2010, 06:32:52 PM
Hulu, I hate you and your international copyright nonsense.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 04, 2010, 08:03:13 PM
I don't know if this will be any better (http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/la-policia-mexicana/945804).
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Post by: BlackBlade on November 05, 2010, 07:57:33 AM
Hulu, I hate you and your international copyright nonsense.
Psssh at least you don't have to deal with the great firewall.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on November 05, 2010, 08:06:02 AM
I don't know if this will be any better (http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/la-policia-mexicana/945804).

No dice. That's OK.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 17, 2010, 01:31:43 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1852.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1841)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on November 17, 2010, 02:26:30 PM
I almost posted that myself. :)
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Post by: pooka on November 17, 2010, 07:09:57 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Tante Shvester on November 17, 2010, 09:05:07 PM
I used to work with someone who talked about "French benefits".  As if we'd have the whole month of August off, get to retire at age 62, and get croissants for breakfast every day.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: sweet clementine on November 18, 2010, 10:05:29 AM
It took me several minutes to realize that "French benefits" would mean "fringe benefits".
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 18, 2010, 10:40:03 AM
It took me until your post to realize that.
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Post by: BlackBlade on November 18, 2010, 10:58:31 AM
I picked up on it right away.  I'm so smart!
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Post by: BlackBlade on November 24, 2010, 04:15:13 PM
Is arrowed really a word?  Scramble on Facebook seems to think so.  I always thought Strongbad made it up.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 24, 2010, 04:42:48 PM
The sense in which he used it was made up. The established sense is more like darted, referring to an arrow-like movement.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on November 24, 2010, 08:33:55 PM
The sense in which he used it was made up. The established sense is more like darted, referring to an arrow-like movement.
Ah, thanks!
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Post by: fugu13 on November 24, 2010, 10:05:08 PM
Yeah, I'm a fan of arrowed. I feel it implies a sense of accuracy, while darted is more about speed.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on November 24, 2010, 10:20:53 PM
Yeah, I'm a fan of arrowed. I feel it implies a sense of accuracy, while darted is more about speed.
Don't arrows travel faster than darts?  I would think so.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on November 25, 2010, 10:52:20 AM
At which point in their journey? Darts travel a far shorter distance.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on November 25, 2010, 03:11:24 PM
BB, are you thinking of the darts you throw? What about, say, a blow dart?
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Post by: Porter on November 25, 2010, 03:35:22 PM
Or flechettes?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on November 25, 2010, 05:31:01 PM
BB, are you thinking of the darts you throw? What about, say, a blow dart?
I was thinking of blow darts.  I was only considering their peak velocities.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on November 25, 2010, 05:58:39 PM
I was only considering their peak velocities.
You think the peak velocity of an arrow is higher than that of a blowdart?

From a longbow or a crossbow?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on November 25, 2010, 06:04:55 PM
I was only considering their peak velocities.
You think the peak velocity of an arrow is higher than that of a blowdart?

From a longbow or a crossbow?
Either one to be candid.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on November 25, 2010, 06:41:04 PM
I might believe crossbow. Longbows don't launch arrows with all that high a velocity.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on November 25, 2010, 09:01:58 PM
What if it were an African swallow?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Nighthawk on November 25, 2010, 09:30:18 PM
I might believe crossbow. Longbows don't launch arrows with all that high a velocity.

Compound bows do.
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Post by: rivka on November 25, 2010, 10:22:40 PM
I had to look that up -- hadn't heard of that before. Fascinating!

In many ways closer to a crossbow than a longbow, though.
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Post by: Dobie on November 26, 2010, 12:26:47 PM
So the compound bow wins by an arrow margin.
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Post by: The Genuine on November 30, 2010, 08:24:18 AM
And the most beautiful-sounding word in English is … cellar door (http://hotword.dictionary.com/beautiful-sounding/?__utma=1.764121487.1282670236.1286812802.1286820911.81&__utmb=1.4.10.1291132511&__utmc=1&__utmx=-&__utmz=1.1285407709.72.7.utmcsr%3Ddictionary.reference.com%7Cutmccn%3D%28referral%29%7Cutmcmd%3Dreferral%7Cutmcct%3D%2F&__utmv=-&__utmk=128834956&sms_ss=email&at_xt=4cf524a83ef450e6,0).
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 30, 2010, 08:58:09 AM
Diarrhea gives it a run for it's money.
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Post by: The Genuine on November 30, 2010, 09:01:37 AM
Leave it to you to trot that one out.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 30, 2010, 09:08:20 AM
I just go with the flow.
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Post by: Porter on November 30, 2010, 09:20:01 AM
Diarrhea gives it a run for it's money.
So does chevrolet.
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Post by: Jonathon on November 30, 2010, 09:33:29 AM
And the most beautiful-sounding word in English is … cellar door (http://hotword.dictionary.com/beautiful-sounding/?__utma=1.764121487.1282670236.1286812802.1286820911.81&__utmb=1.4.10.1291132511&__utmc=1&__utmx=-&__utmz=1.1285407709.72.7.utmcsr%3Ddictionary.reference.com%7Cutmccn%3D%28referral%29%7Cutmcmd%3Dreferral%7Cutmcct%3D%2F&__utmv=-&__utmk=128834956&sms_ss=email&at_xt=4cf524a83ef450e6,0).

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About two weeks ago we shared the fact that many language experts believe “cellar door” is the most euphonious phrase in the English language.

 :sarcasm:

Uh, no. They shared the fact that one language expert believed that. But he didn't believe it because he was a language expert. They make it sound as if there's been some sort of study and that there's a consensus among linguists.
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Post by: Brinestone on November 30, 2010, 10:39:40 AM
But, as a linguist-in-training, you totally agree it is, right?  :whistling:
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Post by: Jonathon on November 30, 2010, 10:54:05 AM
No. :pirate:
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Post by: Tante Shvester on December 01, 2010, 12:47:10 PM
Ever since I was a kid and heard it pronounced by someone with a very congested head cold, I've found the word "gymnasium" to be the ugliest sounding English word.  "Gybdasiub".  Ugh.  To me it just sounds like a faceful of snot.
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Post by: Scott R on December 02, 2010, 08:18:40 AM
Worse than "moist?"
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Post by: Tante Shvester on December 02, 2010, 12:42:28 PM
For sure.
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Post by: Porter on December 02, 2010, 12:46:24 PM
The word "moist" makes me crave chocolate cake.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on December 02, 2010, 12:48:06 PM
(http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u691/chocolatecake.jpg)
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Post by: Brinestone on December 02, 2010, 12:51:22 PM
*craves*

Actually, not really. Pregnancy has a way of making sweets somewhat less palatable to me.
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Post by: Porter on December 02, 2010, 12:59:40 PM
(http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u691/chocolatecake.jpg)
Mmmmm.... moist
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Post by: Jonathon on December 02, 2010, 01:04:12 PM
*drools*
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Post by: BlackBlade on December 02, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
That holds no appeal to me.
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Post by: rivka on December 02, 2010, 02:29:06 PM
That holds no appeal to me.
I do not understand people like you.
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Post by: BlackBlade on December 02, 2010, 03:12:46 PM
That holds no appeal to me.
I do not understand people like you.
It's simple diminishing returns.  I'd love a piece of dark chocolate, I don't want a mountain of it, with extra sugar.  But it's also a function of my disliking food without beverages.
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Post by: Porter on December 02, 2010, 03:37:30 PM
There's no way I'd eat that delicious piece of cake without a glass of milk.
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Post by: rivka on December 02, 2010, 03:41:33 PM
In order of preference: a cup of coffee (w/ lots of milk), a cup of tea (sugar or honey, no milk), or a glass of milk. But yeah, definitely not without a drink.
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Post by: Porter on December 02, 2010, 03:47:26 PM
My order of preference: a glass of fresh goat milk, a glass of whole milk from the store, a glass of other milk from the store.
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Post by: rivka on December 02, 2010, 03:52:36 PM
Ugh, I hate whole milk. It tastes like drinking straight fat.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 02, 2010, 04:24:11 PM
That's why it's so good! Duh! :rolleyes:
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Post by: rivka on December 02, 2010, 04:47:04 PM
*shudder*
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Post by: BlackBlade on December 02, 2010, 06:24:41 PM
 >_<
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Post by: pooka on December 02, 2010, 06:34:44 PM
We buy whole milk, but we pretty much never drink it. 

I was extremely averse to sweets my first trimester.  It's actually what prompted me to tell some of my coworkers I was expecting, because someone talked about getting me some donuts.
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Post by: fugu13 on December 02, 2010, 06:44:07 PM
I love that I can get Starbucks to make things with whole milk, and sometimes I even indulge and go half and half. Not that I go to Starbucks too often, but we have a lot of gift cards saved up.

I drink a lot of whole milk (from a carton -- much better than from plastic, I discovered fairly recently. If we had a front porch I'd get it delivered daily), but it amusingly takes down my fat intake in a lot of my cooking, because I use it instead of heavy whipping cream (though I do cook it down more, resulting in some heavenly sauces that require a lot of stirring).
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Post by: pooka on December 02, 2010, 07:06:11 PM
I did not know that half and half was 12% fat. 
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Post by: dkw on December 03, 2010, 08:21:28 AM
Now that both kids are over 2 we should probably switch back to non-whole milk.  But I really don't want to.
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Post by: BlackBlade on December 03, 2010, 09:05:58 AM
I grew up on UHT milk, it's the kind that is super heated then chilled quickly, then heated again I believe, and then sits on the shelf unrefrigerated and won't go bad for months.  I could never drink it warm, and it was only cold enough with ice cubes, and every summer when we came to Utah, we'd get so excited to drink normal milk.  Looking back, that stuff was disgusting.

BTW We drink 1% milk in my home, it's a compromise between whole, which is gross, and skim, which is also gross.
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Post by: rivka on December 03, 2010, 11:26:13 AM
UHT milk is only drinkable very, very cold. But it is acceptable for cooking.
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Post by: sweet clementine on December 05, 2010, 08:46:47 PM
hm.  In googling what the UHT of UHT milk stood for I discovered an interesting blog that claimed that over the next few years/decades the world will switch to UHT milk entirely, relegating the usual pasteurized milk of today to the same "niche market" sphere as real fresh milk.  I would be real sad.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on December 05, 2010, 09:08:12 PM
I steer clear of the entire problem by drinking only bat milk.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on December 06, 2010, 08:17:45 AM
Just like a wee little baby vampire.
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Post by: Scott R on December 07, 2010, 09:56:46 AM
The word "moist" makes me crave chocolate cake.

It's so delicious and moist!
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Post by: Scott R on December 07, 2010, 09:57:24 AM
*craves*

Actually, not really. Pregnancy has a way of making sweets somewhat less palatable to me.

Wait, you're pregnant?  I did not know this.
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Post by: Scott R on December 07, 2010, 09:58:14 AM
There's no way I'd eat that delicious piece of cake without a glass of milk.

That's how I defeated Gladdos.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 07, 2010, 09:59:37 AM
Wait, you're pregnant?  I did not know this.

She announced it a few weeks ago in the Pregnañcy Room on Sakeriver.
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Post by: Porter on December 07, 2010, 10:05:21 AM
The word "moist" makes me crave chocolate cake.

It's so delicious and moist!
Lie.
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Post by: Scott R on December 07, 2010, 10:07:15 AM
The word "moist" makes me crave chocolate cake.

It's so delicious and moist!
Lie.

The worst thing about the PC implementation of Portal is that very little of the wall-scrawl was legible.

Wait, you're pregnant?  I did not know this.

She announced it a few weeks ago in the Pregnañcy Room on Sakeriver.

Aha!  There are a lot of threads on Sake that I don't read.  That's one of 'em.
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Post by: Porter on December 07, 2010, 10:14:49 AM
I found it all to be legible.  Maybe you've got a sucky PC.

<--- has only played the PC version.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 07, 2010, 10:18:17 AM
The amount of detail you're able to see depends greatly on the quality of your graphics card.
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Post by: Scott R on December 07, 2010, 10:20:28 AM
The amount of detail you're able to see depends greatly on the quality of your graphics card.

Probably that's my problem.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 07, 2010, 10:32:36 AM
Also because you were adopted. So that's funny too.
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Post by: BlackBlade on December 07, 2010, 10:39:59 AM
Also because you were adopted. So that's funny too.
*snort*
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Post by: Brinestone on December 07, 2010, 10:54:34 AM
Is that from something?
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Post by: Jonathon on December 07, 2010, 11:00:32 AM
Portal.
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Post by: Porter on December 07, 2010, 11:42:25 AM
Yes?
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Post by: Tante Shvester on December 07, 2010, 01:05:10 PM
Gladdos is the name of my son's laptop.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on December 07, 2010, 03:22:46 PM
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She announced it a few weeks ago in the Pregnañcy Room on Sakeriver.

Trying to pronounce that ñ is going to drive me crazy all day.

And congrats! :)
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Post by: Brinestone on December 07, 2010, 05:29:39 PM
It drives me crazy on a regular basis. I wish someone would change it.

And thanks!
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Post by: The Genuine on January 21, 2011, 02:42:39 PM
The longest word in the English language. (http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/01/21/133052745/whats-the-longest-word-in-the-english-language)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on January 22, 2011, 06:39:49 PM
Jack Benny said that the longest word in the English language is the one that comes right after "And now a word from our sponsor . . ."
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Post by: Jonathon on February 03, 2011, 10:04:13 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/trochee_fixation.png)

alt text: "If you Huffman-coded all the 'random' things everyone on the internet has said over the years, you'd wind up with, like, 30 or 40 bytes *tops*."
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Post by: pooka on February 04, 2011, 10:18:20 AM
Sarah Palin!*  They're right!

*used here as a trochaic expletive
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Post by: Brinestone on February 04, 2011, 12:03:50 PM
You know that a whole lot of English words are trochaic, right?
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Post by: Jonathon on February 04, 2011, 12:30:17 PM
Even iamb is trochaic.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 04, 2011, 12:39:01 PM
Don't we naturally put an emphasis on the first syllable of two syllable words as when we talk, we often don't worry about enunciating the later syllables because people's brains fill in the blanks.

I'm trying to think of two syllable words that are not trochaic and I'm coming up short.
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Post by: Brinestone on February 04, 2011, 12:45:49 PM
Aplomb, cafe, enlarge, to name a few.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 04, 2011, 01:03:23 PM
Aplomb, cafe, enlarge, to name a few.
Thanks, I should have just ruminated a bit longer.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on February 04, 2011, 01:14:13 PM
Don't we naturally put an emphasis on the first syllable of two syllable words as when we talk, we often don't worry about enunciating the later syllables because people's brains fill in the blanks.

Stress depends on part of speech and derivation. (Latinate words typically have different stress patterns than English or other Germanic words.) And I'd disagree with the second half—I don't think there's that big of a drop-off in enunciation. Actually, the most common stress pattern cross-linguistically is right-headed trochees, which usually creates penultimate stress, like in Spanish. (And don't go telling me that there are lots of exceptions to the rule in Spanish. Part of the problem is that the rule as it is generally stated is is wrong.)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on February 04, 2011, 03:40:45 PM
You know that a whole lot of English words are trochaic, right?

Who, me or the comic?  Though now that I see the whole issue was the horrid pun "trocheotomy" I suddenly don't find it funny anymore.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on February 14, 2011, 03:36:03 PM
The Southern habit of putting the word now in the middle of the phrase, "Y'all come back now, ya here?" doesn't really make sense to me.  Do they want me to turn around and come back inside?  But, their habit of dropping now at the end of, "You have a great day now" is decidedly pleasant.  I suppose in theory, I could be having a rotten day, and as I lay down to go to sleep the phone rings, my bank calls to inform me I've won some sort of raffle, have just aquired $1,000,000, and I could still call that day "good".  But by saying, "You have a great day now" it's like they have requested that my day immediately become a good one, and that is something I can appreciate.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Nighthawk on February 18, 2011, 01:44:39 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about now.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 18, 2011, 02:51:49 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about now.
I'm actually unsure if they do that in Florida.  They might in the Floribama region.
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Post by: pooka on February 18, 2011, 04:16:37 PM
I'm familiar with both usages.  I don't really think much beyond that about them.
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Post by: Nighthawk on February 26, 2011, 01:53:30 PM
The Oatmeal presents 10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling)
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Post by: dkw on February 28, 2011, 07:18:45 AM
They should add "advice."
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Post by: Tante Shvester on February 28, 2011, 07:35:30 AM
I've got a whole nother list of words whose misspellings bug me.  But since they are work-related they are not in the general parlance.  But, please nurses, it's "codeine", not "codine" or "codiene", or "codene".  And "enteral", not "entril".  "Mechanical" has an "h" in it.  I don't care if you can't hear the "h", use it anyway.  "Protein" is how it's spelled.  It's one of those exceptions to the "I before E" thing.  And the word is "regimen", please.  A "drug regime" is really a not-so-favorable government body.  And one more thing, either abbreviate it "PCN" or else spell "penicillin" correctly.  One "n".  Two "l's".

Thank you.
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Post by: Porter on February 28, 2011, 07:56:08 AM
I would get

codeine wrong
mechanical right
protein wrong
regimen right
penicillin wrong

And I don't even know the word enteral, so I wouldn't get it right or wrong.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on February 28, 2011, 02:30:03 PM
Advice is the noun; advise is the verb.
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Post by: Porter on February 28, 2011, 02:32:06 PM
Um, was that "a" supposed to be "as"?  Otherwise,  I don't know how to parse it.

Advice and advise are two different words with two different meanings.  The first is a noun, the second is a verb.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on February 28, 2011, 02:32:54 PM
Rivka: Bah, checked for new posts, hit delete, and then your post appeared.  Your timing was impressive.

For those interested I was asking why advice and advise both show up as words.  I misunderstood Dana's statement to mean one of those was not a word.  I believe I use both those words correctly.  As a matter of fact, all of the words in the link are words I have had problems with but have since fixed by spending time talking to y'all online.  I'm glad my ability to type English has tightened up significantly by doing so.
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Post by: rivka on February 28, 2011, 02:34:07 PM
It's "y'all". ;)
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Post by: Porter on February 28, 2011, 02:36:57 PM
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You're timing was impressive.
You are timing was equally impressive. :p
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 28, 2011, 02:39:55 PM
Gah!

I hate, hate, hate typing at work on IE, and it's where I do most of my forum posting these days.

edit: And of course I made a typo on this post.  It's mostly because often I have to compile a post between phone calls, and at times it takes so much time to finish typing, I just worry about finishing the post, do a quick glance at grammar and spellings and hit post.  Or, if it's a smaller post, I feel rushed to just hit submit so I can manage something at work and don't spend enough time glossing over what I'm saying.

I should probably just take a few more seconds per post.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on February 28, 2011, 03:25:55 PM
Or Porter and I could stop being mean.

Naaaah. ;)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on February 28, 2011, 04:57:33 PM
Let's be realistic here.
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Post by: rivka on February 28, 2011, 06:42:29 PM
Like I said.

Naaaah. ;)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on March 01, 2011, 05:51:55 AM
I was agreeing with you!

*takes ball and goes home*
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Post by: rivka on March 01, 2011, 08:11:38 AM
I was agreeing with you!
Yeah, ditto.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on March 04, 2011, 04:46:35 PM
The word cromulent came up recently, and upon looking it up my dictionary says it was created in the 21st century and it categorized it as slang.  Is that word really new?
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Post by: rivka on March 04, 2011, 04:49:01 PM
Coined in 1996 by David X. Cohen. (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cromulent)
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Post by: pooka on March 04, 2011, 06:11:20 PM
It was from a simpson's episode where they use it to describe the word "embiggen".
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 05, 2011, 04:34:12 PM
I know you can't play it in Scrabble.  Believe me, I've tried.
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Post by: Brinestone on March 05, 2011, 07:57:22 PM
Would you say it isn't cromulent, then?
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 05, 2011, 11:40:23 PM
For some definitions of cromulent.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Nighthawk on March 19, 2011, 09:13:45 AM
Microsoft Word Now Includes Squiggly Blue Line To Alert Writer When Word Is Too Advanced For Mainstream Audience (http://www.theonion.com/articles/microsoft-word-now-includes-squiggly-blue-line-to,19739/)
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Post by: pooka on March 19, 2011, 09:32:38 AM
 :D

Last time we invoked Sisyphus in an office communication, my boss just told the whole story.  He couldn't remember the guys name until I reminded him, and he was very appreciative.  That's why I loved my job in Maryland.
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Post by: Nighthawk on March 24, 2011, 03:49:25 PM
LOL, OMG, ♥ Added To The Oxford English Dictionary (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/24/lol-omg-oxford-english-dictionary_n_840229.html)
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Post by: BlackBlade on March 24, 2011, 04:03:40 PM
How on earth do you look up ♥ in a dictionary?
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Post by: rivka on March 24, 2011, 04:05:18 PM
LOL, OMG, ♥ Added To The Oxford English Dictionary (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/24/lol-omg-oxford-english-dictionary_n_840229.html)
I think this is a sign of the apocalypse.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 24, 2011, 04:25:21 PM
How on earth do you look up ♥ in a dictionary?

The symbol is not in the dictionary. The verb heart now has an additional definition:

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trans. colloq. (orig. U.S.). To love; to be fond of.
Originally with reference to logos using the symbol of a heart to denote the verb ‘love’: see quot. 1983.
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Post by: BlackBlade on March 24, 2011, 04:39:14 PM
How on earth do you look up ♥ in a dictionary?

The symbol is not in the dictionary. The verb heart now has an additional definition:

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trans. colloq. (orig. U.S.). To love; to be fond of.
Originally with reference to logos using the symbol of a heart to denote the verb ‘love’: see quot. 1983.
Ah.  I was going to say that makes sense, but the whole idea of including it in the dictionary doesn't make any sense to me.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 24, 2011, 05:27:13 PM
Why not?
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Post by: BlackBlade on March 24, 2011, 06:48:17 PM
Why not?
Because that heart symbol is essentially a glyph and English doesn't use glyphs.  Should graemlins all get an entry in the dictionary if they become prevalent enough?
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Post by: Jonathon on March 24, 2011, 06:55:48 PM
But the symbol isn't in the dictionary—the spelled-out form heart is. Here are the example sentences from the OED:

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[1983    Associated Press (Nexis) 16 Nov.,   From Berlin to the Urals, teen-agers wear T-shirts reading, ‘Elvis’, ‘Always Stoned’, and ‘I (heart) New York’.]
1984    About Helmet Visor Screws in net.cycle (Usenet newsgroup) 26 June,   Joe ‘I heart my dogs [sic] head’ Weinstein.
1986    Daily Collegian (Pennsylvania State Univ.) 14 Feb. 2/3,   I just want to say to my Bunny Boo I Heart you Kathleen.
1998    Houston Chron. 10 May (Chronilog section) 7/1,   I think he's so cute. I heart him to bits.
2003    Time Out N.Y. 7 Aug. 77/1   If you heart dance like DJ Scott does, then hie thee down to this little drink spot tonight.
2009    A. Ham et al. Middle East (Lonely Planet) (ed. 6) 141/1   We heart the brownies (E£4).
2010    Observer 18 July 13/4,   I hearted Take That‥with a teary passion that was deemed unbecoming in a Jesus and Mary Chain fan.

As with pretty much all news stories about new words in dictionaries, this one is not entirely accurate.
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Post by: BlackBlade on March 24, 2011, 07:00:55 PM
So did they just add usage examples for the word heart?
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Post by: Porter on March 24, 2011, 07:01:08 PM
Quote
As with pretty much all news stories about new words in dictionaries, this one is not entirely accurate.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 24, 2011, 07:19:41 PM
So did they just add usage examples for the word heart?

I'm not sure what you mean.

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As with pretty much all news stories about new words in dictionaries, this one is not entirely accurate.

Well played, sir.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on March 24, 2011, 07:27:49 PM
Jonathon: So did they just expand how the word "heart" is used to include phrases like, "I heart boobs" (sorry I don't know why celebrity jeopardy came to mind).  Or did they actually give the symbol a spelling of h-e-a-r-t and give it its own entry?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on March 24, 2011, 07:31:48 PM
Is there any difference between the two?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on March 24, 2011, 07:41:27 PM
They expanded the already-existing entry for the verb heart, which originally had senses along the lines of "hearten" and "encourage" and some other, more specialized senses.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on March 24, 2011, 09:48:30 PM
They expanded the already-existing entry for the verb heart, which originally had senses along the lines of "hearten" and "encourage" and some other, more specialized senses.
Ah, OK.

----

Porter: Only somebody without a heart couldn't tell the difference.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on March 28, 2011, 09:08:09 AM
Flatus. (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/flatus)

Afflatus. (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/afflatus)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 28, 2011, 09:19:01 AM
My son just pointed out the very same thing to me this morning.  Coincidence?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on March 28, 2011, 09:22:55 AM
Afflatus is Dictionary.com's word of the day (http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2011/03/28.html).
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on March 28, 2011, 09:32:03 AM
That's how I found it.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 28, 2011, 09:56:18 AM
That's how he found it, too! What a coincidence!
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Post by: Noemon on April 06, 2011, 10:19:54 AM
A former coworkers of mine stopped by my desk this morning, and we were talking. He'd  intended to loan me a book he has two copies of, and was apologizing for only being able to offer my the shabbier copy. He said "I better book Tim loaned," and then looked kind of startled for a moment before phrasing his comment as "I loaned Tim the better book." He has best-native proficiency in English, but his first language is a tribal language from the northern India. I'd bet my eyeteeth that what I saw there was a glimpse of his native language's word order.

By the way, I wasn't actually trying to post this in this thread,  but by the time I realized I'd clicked into the wrong thread I'd already typed the message out, and I don't yet know how to copy and paste text with the phone I'm using to connect to GC. So...

If this message has offended
Think but this and all is mended
That Jake's long not posted here
And while misplaced posts are drear
Once he's learned his phone's features
Such mistakes will be rare creatures.
GCers do not reprehend
When I get home I will mend
My missive's faulty placement
And perform self-abasement
Now to scape the serpent's tongue
I will make amends ere long
Else the Jake a liar call
Until then good day to all
Give me your hands, if we be friends
And No'mon shall restore amends.
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Post by: Jonathon on April 06, 2011, 11:08:32 AM
A former coworkers of mine stopped by my desk this morning, and we were talking. He'd  intended to loan me a book he has two copies of, and was apologizing for only being able to offer my the shabbier copy. He said "I better book Tim loaned," and then looked kind of startled for a moment before phrasing his comment as "I loaned Tim the better book." He has best-native proficiency in English, but his first language is a tribal language from the northern India. I'd bet my eyeteeth that what I saw there was a glimpse of his native language's word order.

I believe you're right. Hindi languages are all (as far as I know) subject-object-verb (http://wals.info/feature/81?tg_format=map&v1=c00d&v2=cd00&v3=cff0&v4=dff0&v5=dd00&v6=d00d&v7=cccc&s=20&z6=3000&z5=2999&z4=2998&z3=2997&z7=2996&z2=2995&z1=2994), and at least some of them are object-oblique-verb (http://wals.info/feature/84?tg_format=map&v1=cd00&v2=cf6f&v3=c00d&v4=d00d&v5=c99f&v6=cccc&s=20&z2=3000&z4=2999&z5=2998&z3=2997&z6=2996&z1=2995) (meaning direct objects proceed indirect or other kinds of objects).

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By the way, I wasn't actually trying to post this in this thread,  but by the time I realized I'd clicked into the wrong thread I'd already typed the message out, and I don't yet know how to copy and paste text with the phone I'm using to connect to GC. So...

If this message has offended
Think but this and all is mended
That Jake's long not posted here
And while misplaced posts are drear
Once he's learned his phone's features
Such mistakes will be rare creatures.
GCers do not reprehend
When I get home I will mend
My missive's faulty placement
And perform self-abasement
Now to scape the serpent's tongue
I will make amends ere long
Else the Jake a liar call
Until then good day to all
Give me your hands, if we be friends
And No'mon shall restore amends.
:D

All is forgiven.
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Post by: Noemon on April 06, 2011, 11:13:49 AM
 :)  Thanks! I was fairly pleased with that one.
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Post by: rivka on April 06, 2011, 11:24:22 AM
Yes, it was quite well done.
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Post by: Kate Boots on April 06, 2011, 12:07:54 PM
How puckish.   :)

(I think.  I'd better go look that up.)
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Post by: Noemon on April 06, 2011, 12:17:30 PM
:) Puckish indeed! You might say I was Robin the bard with that one.
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Post by: Dobie on April 06, 2011, 12:23:58 PM
You're not Robin the Bard.  He (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0y0ZCFOpg&NR=1) is.
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Post by: Kate Boots on April 06, 2011, 12:29:59 PM
:) Puckish indeed! You might say I was Robin the bard with that one.

Oh my.  But you are a good fellow so we'll let you get away with it.
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on April 07, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1947.png)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on April 07, 2011, 01:41:04 PM
"Hello?  Not by me!"

Classic T-Rex.  :wub:
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Post by: Jonathon on April 08, 2011, 03:42:42 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1948.png)
 (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1937)
alt text: "emoticons would work well for this!  expectation before the object of the verb, reality after it, a mini emotional rollercoaster in every sentence whenever you go out on a first :Ddate>:|"
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on April 08, 2011, 03:42:57 PM
I was just coming here to post that. :pirate:
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 08, 2011, 03:46:14 PM
 :ninja:
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Marianne Dashwood on April 08, 2011, 04:40:11 PM
I was just coming here to post that!
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on April 08, 2011, 06:41:49 PM
I haven't been keeping up with Dinosaur Comics, but if I were, I would totally be coming here to see who posted it first!
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Post by: BlackBlade on April 09, 2011, 06:57:05 AM
And I came here to :D read that! :D
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 13, 2011, 09:42:59 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1950.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1939)

Oh, man. I love Dinosaur Comics so much.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 21, 2011, 09:32:33 AM
I just got an email about a job at a university "Applied Emglish Center".
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Marianne Dashwood on April 21, 2011, 11:20:20 AM
They really need your help.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on April 21, 2011, 02:02:01 PM
Exclusive "you" would be really useful in certain internet conversations. 
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Post by: BlackBlade on April 21, 2011, 03:23:46 PM
They really need your help.
:D
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on April 26, 2011, 11:59:37 AM
So my brother used the phrase, "cut me a cheque" and I thought about cheques. We don't really cut them anymore as we have perforated edges on our cheque books.  Did cheques in the past require scissors or some other cutting apparatus before they could be filled out and given to others?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on April 26, 2011, 12:08:28 PM
Not sure.  From my work in accounting, it seems to have some meaning distinct from posting.  And posting is an internal function, as opposed to mailing.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Marianne Dashwood on April 26, 2011, 01:45:28 PM
Who the hell spells it "cheque?"
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Post by: Brinestone on April 26, 2011, 02:19:29 PM
Canadians.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on April 26, 2011, 02:40:19 PM
Who the hell spells it "cheque?"
I sure as hell do. It's an "England" English variation. I like having a unique spelling for cheque, it helps differentiate it from check, and I find it aesthetically pleasing to look at.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on April 26, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
I assumed it's because his dad was a banker in asia.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on April 26, 2011, 03:19:34 PM
Cut a check, invoice, work order, military order.  It's from days before electronic reproduction.  Folks used to "cut a record" to carve a physical groove, and then  they "cut a tape" which was a grooveless carryover.  (But still sometimes groovy.)  Today we "burn" CDs.

As for checks and orders and such, old mimeographs were hand-cranked and used cut stencils.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on April 26, 2011, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimeograph
For printed copy, a stencil assemblage is placed in a typewriter. The typewriter ribbon has to be disabled so that the bare, sharp type element strikes the stencil directly. The impact of the type element displaces the wax, making the tissue paper permeable to the oil-based ink. This is called "cutting a stencil."
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on April 26, 2011, 03:53:25 PM
Yeah, I wondered if it had to do with those funny check writing machines that put the amount in stripey, multi colored numbers.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Marianne Dashwood on April 26, 2011, 03:58:28 PM
I find it exceedingly funny recent days to ask "Who the hell" questions.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on April 26, 2011, 04:16:13 PM
Isn't the answer always "Satan" ?

Anyway, I thought cursing like that around here was kind of frowned upon.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 26, 2011, 04:30:59 PM
I think people here have always assumed that I tolerate less swearing than I actually do.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on April 26, 2011, 04:37:03 PM
Sounds like a challenge.   ;)


Henceforeth, poOr riting shal huant dis fore-um.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 26, 2011, 04:42:07 PM
Just remember that I can ban you.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on April 26, 2011, 04:55:42 PM
I find it exceedingly funny recent days to ask "Who the hell" questions.
I figured it was something.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on April 26, 2011, 04:56:07 PM
Just remember that I can ban you.


I'm sure there'd be a community uprising if you did that.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 26, 2011, 06:07:35 PM
You wanna play chicken with me? :pirate:
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on April 26, 2011, 06:26:55 PM
Jonathon -- Jesse just said that you're too afraid of him to ban him because you're a big poopy head.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Marianne Dashwood on April 26, 2011, 07:52:35 PM
Doesn't this all belong in the kerfluffle thread?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on April 27, 2011, 01:34:14 AM
Who the hell spells it "cheque?"
Brits, Ausies, Canadians, and weirdo Americans.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Tante Shvester on April 27, 2011, 04:53:47 AM
Who the heque spells it "cheque?"

Improved that for you.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Brinestone on April 27, 2011, 06:00:40 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Marianne Dashwood on April 27, 2011, 08:11:03 AM
Indeed you did!
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Nighthawk on May 23, 2011, 12:34:42 PM
Georgetown misspells "Facsimile" while apologizing for misspelling "University" (http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2011/05/23/spelling-2-georgetown-0/)

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Spell check has doubled its lead over Georgetown.

At the school's commencement this weekend, programs were distributed with "Georgetown University" spelled "Georgetown Univeristy" on the cover (http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/but-for-2-letters-georgetown-graduation-unblemished/2011/05/22/AF5E1Q9G_story.html). To fix the problem, Georgetown told disappointed grads, families, and friends to contact the registrar, who will provide corrected copies of the program to anyone requesting one.

Alas, the bottom of the letter apologizing for the spelling mistake listed the "facsimilie" number of the registrar's office.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on May 23, 2011, 12:47:39 PM
Whoopsie.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on May 23, 2011, 12:48:25 PM
:: likes ::
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Tante Shvester on May 24, 2011, 12:50:59 AM
Huh. I wonder if my boss is moonlighting there.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on May 24, 2011, 06:49:53 PM
My boss from the eye clinic called and asked how I was enjoying my mothership.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Marianne Dashwood on May 25, 2011, 01:03:31 AM
They let you fly the mothership?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Brinestone on May 25, 2011, 05:47:54 AM
Well, it's hers after all.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on May 25, 2011, 07:27:01 AM
Well, it's hers after all.
Actually it's her mother's. I'm not sure what her mother calls it. The myship?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on June 15, 2011, 11:10:56 AM
An unintentionally funny attempt to tell a Dalai Lama joke to the Dalai Lama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c).
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on June 15, 2011, 11:16:19 AM
Translated jokes almost never work.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on June 15, 2011, 11:30:41 AM
And even assuming that translation isn't a barrier, culture still is.
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 15, 2011, 01:43:15 PM
I've managed to translate quite a few English jokes into Chinese to great effect. There are definitely some though that will not ever translate. I can't view the video at work so I don't know what joke was being attempted, but I seem to recall reading about a person telling the Dalai Lhama a joke in a similar situation and he found it quite funny.
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Post by: Porter on June 15, 2011, 02:06:56 PM
I had a missionary companion who was famous throughout the mission for having horrendous language skills.  He once tried to translate a joke that a) was one of those jokes that needlessly goes on and on and on and on and b) has a pun for the punchline.  He spent half an hour trying to tell it, to predictable results.
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 15, 2011, 03:30:37 PM
I had a missionary companion who was famous throughout the mission for having horrendous language skills.  He once tried to translate a joke that a) was one of those jokes that needlessly goes on and on and on and on and b) has a pun for the punchline.  He spent half an hour trying to tell it, to predictable results.
Early on in my mission I tried to tell the story of Helaman's stripling warriors to a Chinese audience. I completely blew it.
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Post by: rivka on June 15, 2011, 07:24:13 PM
An unintentionally funny attempt to tell a Dalai Lama joke to the Dalai Lama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c).
That was less funny than painful.
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on June 15, 2011, 11:13:21 PM
I learned all the Japanese puns as soon as I could. They are so dang easy. It's like an entire language designed for punning. Chinese even more so.
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Post by: Porter on June 16, 2011, 08:16:59 AM
:shudders:
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Post by: Nighthawk on June 16, 2011, 01:01:25 PM
From a job offer email I just received:

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Additional Description:

.../...

Key Responsibilities:
• Keep up to date with the industry'''''''''''''''''''''''''''s trends and standards, latest tools and preferred practices.

One apostrophe? Peanuts... Two? Child's play... Twenty-seven? Now we're talkin'! Sign me up!
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 24, 2011, 01:19:32 PM
Is there any sort of link between Intelligent/Intelligentsia and Gentlemen/Gentry?

edited to make my post a bit more clear.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 24, 2011, 01:58:15 PM
Ah. Thanks for the clarification. At first I didn't realize you were asking about all of those together.

There isn't a link between the first two and the latter two. The root in intelligent is apparently legere, meaning "to bring together" or "to take up". The gen- root in the other two is found in a whole host of words like gentle, genesis, genus, gender, general, generous, genius. The English form is kin, and is found in kin, kind, kindred, and king. They all trace back to a Proto-Indo-European root meaning "beget" or "produce".
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Post by: pooka on June 26, 2011, 06:51:03 PM
Huh.  Wind and window are related, at least the wind part. 
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Post by: Jonathon on June 26, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
Yup. It's from the Old Norse for "wind-eye". And the cognate for wind in Latin is vent, with ventana, the Spanish for "window", being derived therefrom.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 28, 2011, 02:01:32 PM
I find the Latin term for scapegoat, caper emissarius, irrationally hilarious. I just love the mental image of a dancing goat ambassador.
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Post by: Porter on June 28, 2011, 02:44:12 PM
:)
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Post by: pooka on June 28, 2011, 03:49:17 PM
What's the other one?  I was wondering what anesthesia might have to do with ducks.   ;) 
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Post by: Jonathon on June 28, 2011, 03:54:16 PM
The other what?
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Post by: Jonathon on June 29, 2011, 01:55:35 PM
I just learned that prone meaning "lying flat on one's front surface" and prone meaning "tending or inclining" are the same word. They come from the Latin pronus, originally meaning "bent forward". This became metaphorically extended to the "tending or inclining" meaning (much like the word inclining itself, as well as leaning). In retrospect, it's pretty obvious; I'd just never thought about it before.
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 29, 2011, 02:28:13 PM
Makes sense.
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Post by: rivka on June 29, 2011, 02:36:20 PM
Interesting.
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 29, 2011, 02:38:17 PM
Is Cicero really pronounced with a K sound not an S?
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Post by: Porter on June 29, 2011, 02:40:37 PM
I had to read Jonathon's post three times before I properly parsed it.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 29, 2011, 02:43:31 PM
Is Cicero really pronounced with a K sound not an S?

In Classical Latin, yes. C and g always represented "hard" consonants. In Vulgar Latin (the immediate ancestor of the Romance languages) these palatalized before front vowels to produce the "soft" c and g that we're familiar with.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 29, 2011, 02:43:57 PM
I had to read Jonathon's post three times before I properly parsed it.

What was confusing about it?
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 29, 2011, 02:52:19 PM
Is Cicero really pronounced with a K sound not an S?

In Classical Latin, yes. C and g always represented "hard" consonants. In Vulgar Latin (the immediate ancestor of the Romance languages) these palatalized before front vowels to produce the "soft" c and g that we're familiar with.
Ick! On the one hand I've been hearing the name wrong in my head for years, I don't think I've had occasion to use it. On the other hand Kickero? That sounds dreadful, Sissero sounds nice.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 29, 2011, 02:54:48 PM
What do you mean, you've been hearing it wrong? Unless you're studying Classical Latin, the anglicized pronunciation, which is based on the Vulgar Latin one, is the "right" one. Same with other Latin names and words. In Classical Latin, Cæsar was pronounced much like the modern German Kaiser, which is based on the Classical form and preserves its pronunciation (though it modifies it to fit German spelling), and when he came, saw, and conquered, he pronounced it like "Weni, widi, wiki."
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 29, 2011, 04:03:10 PM
What do you mean, you've been hearing it wrong? Unless you're studying Classical Latin, the anglicized pronunciation, which is based on the Vulgar Latin one, is the "right" one. Same with other Latin names and words. In Classical Latin, Cæsar was pronounced much like the modern German Kaiser, which is based on the Classical form and preserves its pronunciation (though it modifies it to fit German spelling), and when he came, saw, and conquered, he pronounced it like "Weni, widi, wiki."
I'm conflicted a little bit. On the one hand when a word is clearly part of another language I like to use their pronounciation. Iraq with an "awe" sound not an "a" (as in apple) sound. I know next to nothing about Classical Latin and Vulgar Latin, so I'm still forming opinions on the matter now that you have brought that distinction to my attention.
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on June 29, 2011, 04:14:10 PM
What do you mean, you've been hearing it wrong? Unless you're studying Classical Latin, the anglicized pronunciation, which is based on the Vulgar Latin one, is the "right" one. Same with other Latin names and words. In Classical Latin, Cæsar was pronounced much like the modern German Kaiser, which is based on the Classical form and preserves its pronunciation (though it modifies it to fit German spelling), and when he came, saw, and conquered, he pronounced it like "Weni, widi, wiki."
I'm conflicted a little bit. On the one hand when a word is clearly part of another language I like to use their pronounciation. Iraq with an "awe" sound not an "a" (as in apple) sound. I know next to nothing about Classical Latin and Vulgar Latin, so I'm still forming opinions on the matter now that you have brought that distinction to my attention.

Well, you can't pronounce everything the way native speakers pronounce it or English speakers wouldn't understand you. How do you pronounce Confucius?
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Post by: Jonathon on June 29, 2011, 04:22:51 PM
I think that's a good guideline: pronounce things in a way that's most widely acceptable to the speakers you're talking to. Sometimes the acceptability of certain pronunciation changes (for example, EYE-talian and AY-rab are pretty unacceptable nowadays), but the form closest to the original is not always the best.
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 29, 2011, 04:25:45 PM
What do you mean, you've been hearing it wrong? Unless you're studying Classical Latin, the anglicized pronunciation, which is based on the Vulgar Latin one, is the "right" one. Same with other Latin names and words. In Classical Latin, Cæsar was pronounced much like the modern German Kaiser, which is based on the Classical form and preserves its pronunciation (though it modifies it to fit German spelling), and when he came, saw, and conquered, he pronounced it like "Weni, widi, wiki."
I'm conflicted a little bit. On the one hand when a word is clearly part of another language I like to use their pronounciation. Iraq with an "awe" sound not an "a" (as in apple) sound. I know next to nothing about Classical Latin and Vulgar Latin, so I'm still forming opinions on the matter now that you have brought that distinction to my attention.

Well, you can't pronounce everything the way native speakers pronounce it or English speakers wouldn't understand you. How do you pronounce Confucius?
Kong Zi? ;)
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on June 29, 2011, 04:35:00 PM
Ah, but Kong Zi himself didn't speak modern Mandarin. Also, in Dalu they call him Fu Zi.
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 29, 2011, 04:40:39 PM
Ah, but Kong Zi himself didn't speak modern Mandarin. Also, in Dalu they call him Fu Zi.
Well they are idiots in Dalu. Oh man I went there!
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on June 29, 2011, 11:21:08 PM
1.3 billion people can't be wrong …
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Post by: Neutros the Radioactive Dragon on June 30, 2011, 06:01:57 AM
Well, they can be wrong. I just wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of their ire if I was the one to point out that they were. :angst:
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 30, 2011, 06:18:38 AM
1.3 billion people can't be wrong …
Pretty certain all approximately 6 billion human being wandering about today can be wrong simultaneously.
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Post by: Porter on June 30, 2011, 07:50:30 AM
I have serious doubts that 1.3 billion people can be right about anything.
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Post by: Neutros the Radioactive Dragon on July 01, 2011, 06:06:18 AM
I have serious doubts that 1.3 billion people can be right about anything.

This.
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on July 01, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Food. They're right about food.
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Post by: Porter on July 01, 2011, 08:03:52 AM
Because when given the choice, we almost always choose the best food for our needs.  :p
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Post by: Jonathon on July 01, 2011, 09:12:48 AM
More like, when given the choice, we almost always choose food over not food.
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on July 01, 2011, 09:30:48 AM
No, see, it's that they eat Chinese food every day. What better choice could there be?
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Post by: BlackBlade on July 01, 2011, 09:31:20 AM
More like, when given the choice, we almost always choose food over not food.
Did any of you see that church video where a man's car breaks down, he wanders off into a ghost town, sees a pump that doesn't work, and then reads instructions that he needs to "just prime the pump" with a bottle of water hidden nearby. He is tempted by the water readily available, rather than the promise of endless water from the pump all while the voice keeps saying over and over more and more menacingly, "just prime the pump!". It ends with him collapsing from exhaustion soon after, and the camera shows an empty bottle which clues us in as to his decision, and finally they show a few drops dripping from the pump.

It was really creepy.
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on July 01, 2011, 11:40:55 AM
My favorite is the one about the rattlesnake and the Indian boy. Once my friend told me I was weird and I told her "You knew what I was when you picked me up."
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Post by: BlackBlade on July 01, 2011, 12:06:19 PM
My favorite is the one about the rattlesnake and the Indian boy. Once my friend told me I was weird and I told her "You knew what I was when you picked me up."
Ha! I try to drop that line every other year or so, when in the company of Mormons.
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on July 01, 2011, 01:07:41 PM
I always thought it would be funny to use on a date.
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Post by: BlackBlade on July 01, 2011, 01:09:01 PM
I always thought it would be funny to use on a date.
And you still can! >: )
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Post by: rivka on July 01, 2011, 03:14:28 PM
My favorite is the one about the rattlesnake and the Indian boy. Once my friend told me I was weird and I told her "You knew what I was when you picked me up."
Is this like the story of the fox and the scorpion?
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Post by: BlackBlade on July 01, 2011, 04:23:37 PM
My favorite is the one about the rattlesnake and the Indian boy. Once my friend told me I was weird and I told her "You knew what I was when you picked me up."
Is this like the story of the fox and the scorpion?
I've never heard the one about the fox and scorpion.

In short, a boy climbing on a mountain finds a snake he knows to be poisonous. The snake asks the boy to please place him in his shirt and carry him down the mountain or else he would die in the cold. The boy complies, and as he reaches the warmer lower altitude and takes the snake out of his shirt, the snake bites him.  The boy in shock says to the snake, "Why did you do that, I just saved your life!" and the snake replies, "You knew what I was when you picked me up."

Similar fable?
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Post by: BlackBlade on July 01, 2011, 04:25:26 PM
Rivka: It appears to be the same moral.
The Scorpion and the Frog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog). A common variation has a fox.
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Post by: rivka on July 01, 2011, 05:38:41 PM
Same story, just on land instead of water. The original version dates bake to Aesop, so it's pretty old.
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Post by: Dobie on July 01, 2011, 06:00:00 PM
More like, when given the choice, we almost always choose food over not food.
Did any of you see that church video where a man's car breaks down, he wanders off into a ghost town, sees a pump that doesn't work, and then reads instructions that he needs to "just prime the pump" with a bottle of water hidden nearby. He is tempted by the water readily available, rather than the promise of endless water from the pump all while the voice keeps saying over and over more and more menacingly, "just prime the pump!". It ends with him collapsing from exhaustion soon after, and the camera shows an empty bottle which clues us in as to his decision, and finally they show a few drops dripping from the pump.

It was really creepy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd4S8UoTe0U
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Post by: BlackBlade on July 01, 2011, 09:08:39 PM
Hey thanks! I tried to find it on youtube but couldn't. :)
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Post by: pooka on July 02, 2011, 04:04:17 PM
When I'm speaking Latin, I say /kikero/ and when I'm speaking English I say /sIsero/.  Much like I say llama /lama/.  I guess I never speak Spanish to say it /yama/.
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Post by: Jonathon on July 05, 2011, 10:07:47 AM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2295#comic) on fake words.
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Post by: Jonathon on July 27, 2011, 09:13:38 PM
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/peeve.jpg) (http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=700)
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Post by: Porter on July 28, 2011, 08:22:20 AM
<-- doesn't get it
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Post by: Jonathon on July 28, 2011, 09:44:53 AM
Would it help to know that the pictures are irrelevant? It's just one speaker.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on July 28, 2011, 10:08:20 AM
You might think that it would, but apparently it wouldn't.
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Post by: Jonathon on July 28, 2011, 04:15:36 PM
The rollover text adds "or just the life I thought would make my teachers happy." If your biggest pet peeve is bad grammar, then you have a sad life.
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Post by: pooka on August 03, 2011, 09:17:18 AM
The woman in the first frame looks eerily like my older sister.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 29, 2011, 12:30:37 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OsNJnG3iKP0/TqxP5JOG26I/AAAAAAAAB5s/IAsgdwhjszg/s1600/301641_10150328559673070_349431243069_7950376_27496389_n.jpg)
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on October 29, 2011, 01:51:41 PM
:lol:
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Post by: Jonathon on October 29, 2011, 02:28:15 PM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltp08gAuUm1qhh9hgo1_500.png)

There are a lot more here (http://lingllama.tumblr.com/).
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on October 29, 2011, 05:48:45 PM
Those are awesome. I only get about 80% of them - it's the most intimidating internet intelligence has yet been.
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Post by: pooka on November 03, 2011, 12:39:12 PM
I had to look up Conlang.  Warning:  link contains white on black comic sans!!!!!!!!!
http://conlangthemovie.com/Welcome.html
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on November 08, 2011, 11:43:03 AM
This has already been making the rounds for a while, but just in case you haven't seen it:

A German deconstructs English idioms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y5XjlO4vk)
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on November 08, 2011, 08:56:26 PM
Best thing I've found on Wikipedia in a long time:

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Dropping r-colored vowels when singing has traditionally been nearly universal and a standard part of vocal training, but there are now numerous exceptions, including many Irish singers and many performers of Country music in particular and, to a lesser extent, recently-arising genres of music in general. This occurs to a lesser degree in hip-hop music; Flo Rida's "Low" is a pronounced example of this, with strong emphasis on the r-coloring of the final vowels in lyrics such as "throw my hands in the air" ([ˈʔeɪjɹ̩]) and "boots with the fur" [ˈfəɹ̩]. In this particular case, a vowel + r is pronounced as two syllables, a non-rhotic vowel followed by a syllabic r.
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Post by: Jonathon on November 08, 2011, 09:00:07 PM
I'm not sure I understand the first part. Singer normally drop r-colored vowels?
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on November 08, 2011, 09:04:18 PM
I'm not sure - it may be a little bogus. They drop the r, but does that change the vowel? I think it was written by someone who really wanted to talk about the rhotic schwa in Flo Rida and was going to take any chance he could get.
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Post by: Jonathon on November 08, 2011, 09:17:24 PM
Dropping the r, or rather dropping the r-coloring, would change the quality of the vowel, but that's definitely not the same as dropping the vowel.
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Post by: BlackBlade on November 09, 2011, 06:03:15 AM
This has already been making the rounds for a while, but just in case you haven't seen it:

A German deconstructs English idioms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y5XjlO4vk)
Tiffany and I loved watching this.
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Post by: The Genuine on November 09, 2011, 06:03:33 AM
This has already been making the rounds for a while, but just in case you haven't seen it:

A German deconstructs English idioms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y5XjlO4vk)


I suspect he's playing dumb, to be funny.  Why does he care if the fish is saltwater or freshwater?  There's no reason that level of detail is required for deconstructing the idiom.
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Post by: BlackBlade on November 09, 2011, 06:06:48 AM
This has already been making the rounds for a while, but just in case you haven't seen it:

A German deconstructs English idioms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y5XjlO4vk)


I suspect he's playing dumb, to be funny.  Why does he care if the fish is saltwater or freshwater?  There's no reason that level of detail is required for deconstructing the idiom.
I think the point is he's approaching the idiom from an efficiency standpoint, since we all know Germans are all closet engineers.
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Post by: The Genuine on November 09, 2011, 06:51:46 AM
Isn't it inefficient to get hung up on irrelevant details?
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on November 09, 2011, 07:13:25 AM
No, what's inefficient is to make a pouring of the fish into the barrel and then shoot those.
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Post by: rivka on November 09, 2011, 07:16:31 AM
Only if the point is to eat fish.

If the point is to SHOOT fish, then it's quite efficient. If rather silly. And thus the metaphor.
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Post by: Jonathon on November 09, 2011, 08:29:12 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2091.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2080)

Oh, T-Rex, have I told you lately how much I love you?
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Post by: pooka on November 09, 2011, 09:50:00 AM
 :D
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on November 09, 2011, 11:44:02 AM
Love it.

Of course, this will all be resolved in our Firefly future where we can just speak Chinese.
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Post by: Porter on November 09, 2011, 11:50:07 AM
In our Firefly future, we just curse in Chinese.
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on November 09, 2011, 11:52:48 AM
… with really bad accents and absolutely no ear for tones.
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Post by: Porter on November 09, 2011, 12:02:30 PM
That's the way I curse in English.
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Post by: BlackBlade on November 09, 2011, 01:20:55 PM
That's the way I curse in English.
No wonder your curses never have the intended effect/target.
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Post by: Porter on November 09, 2011, 01:53:31 PM
Do not assume you know what my intentions are.
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Post by: BlackBlade on November 09, 2011, 02:04:30 PM
Do not assume you know what my intentions are.
Don't assume I don't.
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Post by: Jonathon on November 15, 2011, 09:38:37 AM
From @FakeAPStylebook (http://twitter.com/#!/FakeAPStylebook/status/136479843931004930): "Only put one space after a period unless you're Jewish, in which case put an extra space for the prophet Elijah."
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on November 15, 2011, 10:28:42 AM
:lol:
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 15, 2011, 10:31:03 AM
Oh!  Oy!  That just cracked me the heck up!
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Post by: rivka on November 15, 2011, 11:21:40 AM
That is the funniest thing I've seen this week.
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Post by: Brinestone on November 15, 2011, 08:14:50 PM
That's really cute. I love it.
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Post by: Nighthawk on November 25, 2011, 12:18:12 PM
The reason for typos in news broadcasts (http://apple.copydesk.org/2011/11/11/so-whats-the-deal-with-all-those-typos-in-tv-graphics/), with examples!
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Post by: pooka on November 25, 2011, 03:30:09 PM
The Seal Team Six one killed me.
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Post by: rivka on November 25, 2011, 03:37:05 PM
Those wacky Germans.
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Post by: Farmgirl on November 28, 2011, 05:51:22 AM
Has this already been posted?

 HOW THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WAS DEVELOPED  in Ten Minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gSYwPTUKvdw#!)
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Post by: BlackBlade on November 28, 2011, 06:56:28 AM
 :wub:
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Post by: rivka on November 28, 2011, 08:58:59 AM
That was awesome.
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on December 13, 2011, 10:12:10 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2114.png)
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Post by: pooka on December 13, 2011, 02:43:43 PM
Maybe I should catch up on my dinosaur comics reading.  I take some small comfort that there are aspects of pop culture I am as prone to dropping the ball on as, say, that "read the Book of Mormon" challenge the ex stake president put up.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 22, 2011, 11:38:25 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2121.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2110)
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Post by: BlackBlade on December 22, 2011, 12:44:53 PM
"I know all of the stuffs"

:D
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Post by: BlackBlade on December 22, 2011, 02:40:28 PM
Have you ever learned a word and suddenly felt a sort of rush of happiness that you now have a word to describe a concept you didn't realize could be described? This isn't strictly speaking a word, but it should exist.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Porter on December 28, 2011, 10:02:15 PM
That was the awesomest Dinosaur Comics I've seen in a long time.
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Post by: Nighthawk on January 01, 2012, 09:07:21 PM
(http://www.moonlancer.net/Images/384565_342277879135005_205344452828349_1284115_468679730_n.jpg)
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Post by: Jonathon on January 01, 2012, 09:14:10 PM
*skeptical*
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Post by: pooka on January 11, 2012, 09:30:03 AM
I'm so linking to that Dino comics next time someone makes that assertion.  Though no one will probably ever make it again.  

I guess another funny way to take it would be "We thought the Eskimos had 200 words for snow, but it turned out 195 of them were expletives of displeasure."
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Post by: Jonathon on January 11, 2012, 09:34:21 AM
I'm so linking to that Dino comics next time someone makes that assertion.  Though no one will probably ever make it again.  

I highly doubt that.
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 12, 2012, 07:27:02 AM
So somewhere else this has elicited furious debate.

"The engineer walked in and found his wife, an English major, in bed with another man. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She said, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."

I sorta see the distinction, but had it been me I would have certainly said surprised. Is there really a difference in today's usage? In the past?
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Post by: rivka on January 12, 2012, 08:44:37 AM
She is surprised (2a) (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/surprised); he is surprised (3).
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on January 12, 2012, 09:58:11 AM
So somewhere else this has elicited furious debate.

"The engineer walked in and found his wife, an English major, in bed with another man. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She said, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."

I sorta see the distinction, but had it been me I would have certainly said surprised. Is there really a difference in today's usage? In the past?

As Rivka said, there are different meanings of "surprised," but the alleged distinction is bogus. I've heard jokes with similar punchlines, like "You smell; I stink (http://www.arrantpedantry.com/2011/09/12/smelly-grammar)," but I think they're all similarly bogus.
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Post by: pooka on January 12, 2012, 01:04:29 PM
I don't think surprise or astonishment would be my first thought.
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Post by: rivka on January 12, 2012, 01:45:34 PM
Murderous rage?
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Post by: pooka on January 12, 2012, 03:43:28 PM
If I were the wronged spouse.  Embarassment if otherwise.
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Post by: rivka on January 12, 2012, 05:18:07 PM
That's interesting. If I consider my reaction in such a scenario, it doesn't occur to me to place myself anywhere other than as the wronged spouse.
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Post by: Dobie on January 13, 2012, 10:01:38 AM
http://books.google.com/books?id=nFdOG5JxWZoC&pg=PA169&lpg=PA169&dq=noah+webster+surprised+astonished&source=bl&ots=m-kZ5XJWAd&sig=9VhwBLFFnraP2RsccXBXNgkptY4&hl=en&sa=X&ei=1XAQT8CrOKTv0gG1hOG7Aw&sqi=2&ved=0CC8Q6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=noah%20webster%20surprised%20astonished&f=false
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Post by: Jonathon on January 13, 2012, 10:31:02 AM
Too bad for Asimov the facts don't support the claim. The "caught unawares" meaning goes back to the late 1500s, while the "astonished" meaning goes back to the mid-1600s. Both were well established by Webster's day, and neither meaning is the original, which was "seized" or "overpowered," dating to the late 1400s (and now obsolete).
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Post by: pooka on January 13, 2012, 10:35:31 AM
To me, surprise means unexpected but not hard to believe, which astonished involves some incredulity.

Now I can't figure out if incredulity is a quality of the astonisher or the astonishee, or if it should be incredulousness.
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Post by: rivka on January 13, 2012, 12:22:19 PM
Too bad for Asimov the facts don't support the claim. The "caught unawares" meaning goes back to the late 1500s, while the "astonished" meaning goes back to the mid-1600s. Both were well established by Webster's day, and neither meaning is the original, which was "seized" or "overpowered," dating to the late 1400s (and now obsolete).
The man also thinks (thought) Tuesday should be pronounced "tyoosday".
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Post by: Dobie on January 13, 2012, 02:30:30 PM
http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=tuesday&submit=Submit
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Post by: Jonathon on January 13, 2012, 02:32:43 PM
At least he didn't recommend "TOOZ-dee".
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 13, 2012, 04:53:39 PM
At least he didn't recommend "TOOZ-dee".
+1
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Post by: rivka on January 15, 2012, 10:38:26 AM
At least he didn't recommend "TOOZ-dee".
Indeed.
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Post by: Jonathon on January 25, 2012, 05:32:13 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2141.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2129)
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Post by: Jonathon on January 26, 2012, 01:41:08 PM
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Post by: Farmgirl on January 30, 2012, 08:26:42 AM
So.. did you see today's XKCD with "Etymology-Man"  (that's another name for Jonathon, right?)  ;)
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Post by: Jonathon on January 30, 2012, 09:22:23 AM
 ;D

I was just coming here to post that.

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/etymology_man.png) (http://xkcd.com/1010/)
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Post by: pooka on January 31, 2012, 08:10:54 AM
"Tsunami" just means harbor wave...
:head asplode:
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Post by: Porter on January 31, 2012, 01:16:40 PM
I think I have saudades for saudade.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 02, 2012, 01:33:29 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2147.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2135)
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Post by: pooka on February 02, 2012, 09:05:20 PM
 :D

Though if you think about it, Dinosaur comics is itself a form of elaborate pronunciation which makes every conversation AWESOME. 
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Post by: Jonathon on February 03, 2012, 10:37:12 AM
The return of Etymology Man!

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wrong_superhero.png) (http://xkcd.com/1012/)
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Post by: rivka on February 03, 2012, 11:06:47 AM
And the one alluded to in the alt-text would be?
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Post by: Jonathon on February 03, 2012, 11:08:30 AM
Etiology Man, apparently. I thought it only referred to the origin of diseases, but apparently "etiology" is also used to refer to origin or creation myths.
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Post by: rivka on February 03, 2012, 02:14:49 PM
/me checks "learned something new" off daily list
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 06, 2012, 04:58:52 PM
So.

Amoral (A-moral)
Asymetrical (A-symetrical)
Amateur (Am-mature)

Why not (A-mature)?
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Post by: rivka on February 06, 2012, 05:36:17 PM
Probably because in the first two, the "a" is a negating prefix, while in the third, the source word is amator (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amateur) (I did not know that).
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Post by: pooka on February 06, 2012, 09:03:33 PM
Yeah, in the first two the a is a prefix meaning "without, lacking".  The third is from the word for love. 
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 07, 2012, 04:32:06 PM
Well blow me down. That's good to know.
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Post by: The Genuine on February 07, 2012, 04:43:54 PM
 :santa:
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on February 07, 2012, 04:44:13 PM
I'm guessing your confusion might have come from the common pronunciation \ˈa-mə-chər\; it's originally \ˈa-mə-tər\.
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Post by: Nighthawk on February 15, 2012, 04:34:35 PM
Just got this in a spam email:

Quote
This is DROPPING JAWS and taking peoples berths away.

Gosh... That sounds painful.

(If you're wondering, it's advertising an affiliate system of some sort. I didn't click the link.)
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Post by: rivka on February 16, 2012, 08:22:28 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kerning.png) (http://xkcd.com/1015/)
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Post by: spacepook on February 16, 2012, 08:24:49 PM
How does that even- I can't-

Can someone explain to me how the kerning could get that messed up?
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Post by: Jonathon on February 16, 2012, 08:26:10 PM
If the sign was made by hand, I guess.

It's not a very realistic representation of kerning problems, but I still laughed.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on February 16, 2012, 09:04:24 PM
I've told you all about that time Barbara Flick ran for school board, right?

Kerning gone horribly, tragically wrong.
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Post by: Nighthawk on February 17, 2012, 05:31:41 PM
I've told you all about that time Barbara Flick ran for school board, right?

Kerning gone horribly, tragically wrong.

Like here? (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ECCv6QNvy-I/S_LIvjvd7II/AAAAAAAAB1E/A3Ge0Cw0Egw/s400/mega+flicks.jpg) ... You aren't kidding; the space between the "K" and the "S" is horrible!
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Post by: Jonathon on April 25, 2012, 06:33:13 PM
(http://wondermark.com/c/2012-04-20-829pepper.gif) (http://wondermark.com/829/)

Be sure to read the mouseover text.
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Post by: rivka on April 25, 2012, 07:03:22 PM
I almost bought it.
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Post by: Jonathon on April 27, 2012, 12:45:32 PM
(http://hijinksensue.com/comics/2012-04-26-dont-be-that-guy.jpg) (http://hijinksensue.com/2012/04/26/dont-be-that-guy/)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on May 01, 2012, 03:56:12 PM
Quote from: Bryan Garner
This blogger is well worth reading.

I have to agree.
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Post by: Jonathon on May 01, 2012, 04:05:50 PM
Well, now I've gone and done it by moving posts while someone was posting. Those posts are now over here (http://galacticcactus.com/forums/index.php?topic=1114.msg156449#msg156449).
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Post by: Jonathon on May 01, 2012, 07:11:08 PM
Quote from: Bryan Garner
This blogger is well worth reading.

I have to agree.

 :wub:
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Post by: Tante Shvester on May 02, 2012, 12:18:30 PM
We hired a Jamaican-born woman as a caregiver for my husband.  She lives with us during the week and goes home on weekends, and it cracks me the heck up how she has started to include some of our lingo into her Jamaican-inflected English. I overheard her talking on the phone to her daughter, in Patois, which I barely understand, and correctly including the word "schmutzadecke" (schmutz means dirt and schmutzadecke means dirty), and then exclaiming, "Oy!  I'm turning Jewish!"
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Post by: Jonathon on May 02, 2012, 12:59:59 PM
 :D
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Post by: BlackBlade on May 02, 2012, 01:33:28 PM
That's awesome.
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Post by: Jonathon on May 07, 2012, 08:09:46 PM
From a job listing for a print services director:
Quote
Manage editing section understanding the work done is creative involves people skills, managing relationships with clients, having a global view of the product, along with grammar, etc.
>_<
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Post by: BlackBlade on May 07, 2012, 08:28:08 PM
To be considered for the job you're supposed to send them their job listing back with grammatical corrections. My father did that with my mother's love letters when they were dating and he ended up hitched, so it must work! ;)
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on May 09, 2012, 08:32:39 AM
Just now saw the Grammar Dalek post. Love it!
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Post by: Nighthawk on May 18, 2012, 08:07:03 AM
And you're so far away from me... (http://twitpic.com/9mez0x)

On the front door of the local U.S. Post Office.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on May 18, 2012, 09:45:08 AM
Close, but no cigar.
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Post by: Brinestone on May 18, 2012, 03:16:35 PM
Reminds me of this movie (http://www.wim-wenders.com/movies/movies_spec/farawaysoclose/far_away_so_close.htm) I watched in German class and the associated U2 song.
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Post by: Kristina on May 20, 2012, 05:10:48 AM
Sometimes I listen to a Christian pop morning show on the way to work. There's a song with these lyrics in the chorus:

It's Your love
Your love
all I ever needed is Your love
(Your love is all that I needed)

I know I can't call up the station and ask, "Doesn't that sound funny to the songwriter or any of the other listeners?" but this seems like the perfect place.

I remember when Alan Jackson's post 911 song was popular and I could never hear, "I don't know the difference in Iraq and Iran" without wondering if "the difference in" is some kind of regional usage, because I've never come across it before and it's always jarring to my ear.

ETA: And I know this isn't actually funny, so feel free to move it to a more appropriate thread.
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Post by: Jonathon on May 20, 2012, 09:41:23 AM
I think I'm missing something in the lyrics. What's funny about them?

And I don't know about "the difference in". It's not a regionalism I've ever heard of. It could just be an idiosyncrasy or a mistake.
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Post by: rivka on May 20, 2012, 10:48:47 AM
It's a otherwise-this-won't-scan thing. ;)
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Post by: Jonathon on May 20, 2012, 10:58:19 AM
What is? I feel like I'm still not seeing it.
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Post by: rivka on May 20, 2012, 11:23:33 AM
"Difference in" (instead of "difference between").
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Post by: Jonathon on May 20, 2012, 11:33:43 AM
Oh, that. For some reason I thought you were talking about the Christian pop song.

<—not fully awake yet
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Post by: rivka on May 20, 2012, 12:30:18 PM
Nah, I don't get what's funny with that one either.
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Post by: dkw on May 20, 2012, 01:39:23 PM
"All I ever needed is" vs. "All I ever needed was."
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Post by: rivka on May 20, 2012, 02:15:28 PM
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/037/7/a/7abcf129a100bd74b5a084ca51cc32a0.gif)
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Post by: Kristina on May 20, 2012, 06:28:51 PM
"All I ever needed is" vs. "All I ever needed was."

That. It just sounds so off to me every single time I hear it. I realize it isn't funny, sorry 'bout that.

But my knowledge of tense breaks down somewhere in trying to rewrite it.   All I ever needed was your love works for me, especially as a song lyric. If I were speaking or writing, I'd probably start out "All I've ever needed . . ."  but then I get confused: was your love OR is your love?
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Post by: Jonathon on May 20, 2012, 09:32:43 PM
"Was and continues to be your love." ;)

I'm not sure there's really a right answer there.
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Post by: BlackBlade on May 31, 2012, 07:00:59 PM
I was reading an essay about prejudiced attitudes towards Mormonism in acadamia (http://www.insidehighered.com/views/2012/05/29/essay-about-prejudice-academe-against-mormons#.T8gB5hdDAjW.facebook), and came across this interesting point.

In regards to how people in can make barbed comments about Mormonism that they wouldn't make towards other minorities,

Quote
But this sort of flippant and biased comment about Mormons is somehow socially acceptable. Responsible people don’t use "Indian giver" anymore (and we shouldn't). But we Welch on deals and get away Scot-free. I have a sprinkling of Welsh and Scottish blood in me, and I don't appreciate those comments*.

It had never occurred to me those phrases are based in ethnicity at all, but it seems so obvious now. I'm going to try to phase them out of my vocabulary in the future.

*The article has an annoying feature where you can't copy and paste text, it instead puts the URL on your clipboard. I bypassed it by highlighting part of the quote and selected "search in google". I then copied from the google text bar. I had to do it twice to get the whole quote so it's not an elegant solution.
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Post by: rivka on May 31, 2012, 07:07:52 PM
He's probably right about the origins of "welch". But he's completely wrong about scot-free (http://www.word-detective.com/2009/02/scot-free/).
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Post by: Marianne Dashwood on May 31, 2012, 08:51:49 PM
I don't feel offended at all by phrases that were originally meant as slurs towards some of my very distant ancestors.
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Post by: Jonathon on May 31, 2012, 09:06:29 PM
I don't feel offended by them, but I don't feel comfortable using them.

But Rivka's right about "scot-free".
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 01, 2012, 09:58:28 AM
I don't feel offended at all by phrases that were originally meant as slurs towards some of my very distant ancestors.

I do.  About my ancestors, I mean.  Not yours.

"Gypped" is a derogatory slur towards the Romany.
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Post by: Brinestone on June 01, 2012, 01:27:31 PM
Yeah, I knew that one.
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Post by: pooka on June 03, 2012, 08:09:03 PM
 Today my husband called the mountains verdant and I wondered again why vermilion means red. Etymonline says it's from vermeil a kind of worm used for red pigment.
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Post by: pooka on June 03, 2012, 08:10:59 PM
sorry wrong thread
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Post by: Jonathon on June 04, 2012, 02:40:41 PM
Wait till the last panel for the funny linguistic part.

(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2231.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2219)
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Post by: Jonathon on June 04, 2012, 02:48:51 PM
Today my husband called the mountains verdant and I wondered again why vermilion means red. Etymonline says it's from vermeil a kind of worm used for red pigment.

That's as much as I can find out about it, too.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on June 04, 2012, 03:05:24 PM
Wikipedia says it's an insect, not a worm. (Similar to the tiny beetles that cochineal is derived from.)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on June 04, 2012, 03:17:39 PM
Huh. The OED's etymology pretty clearly states that it comes from a word meaning "little worm", but it apparently could also refer to grubs or maggots. I wonder if the dye comes from the larval stage of the insect.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on June 04, 2012, 03:33:38 PM
I believe the distinction between worm and insect was often not viewed as important in medieval times. They were all tiny creepy critters.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on June 07, 2012, 11:04:01 PM
Smokers, and people who misuse the word literally. 
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Post by: rivka on June 07, 2012, 11:11:55 PM
Are you in the right thread?
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Post by: Nighthawk on June 14, 2012, 02:24:33 PM
Nook version of War and Peace turns the word "kindled" in to "Nookd" (http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2012/06/nook-version-of-war-and-peace-turns-the-word-kindled-into-nookd/)
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Post by: rivka on June 14, 2012, 06:19:05 PM
 :D
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Post by: Nighthawk on June 18, 2012, 08:28:17 AM
The Oxford English Fictionary (http://oefictionary.tumblr.com/)
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Post by: Brinestone on June 18, 2012, 09:12:18 AM
That wasn't what I was hoping it would be. I was hoping it would be a compilation of all the made-up words in works of fiction, specifically sf/fantasy. Stuff like "aiua" and names of made-up creatures and aliens and fantasy races. It would take a lot of work to compile, though.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 20, 2012, 08:44:36 AM
"Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/lines-from-the-princess-bride-that-double-as-comments-on-freshman-composition-papers)"
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on June 20, 2012, 10:14:59 AM
Quote
“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
:D
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on July 10, 2012, 08:28:46 AM
"Eskimos have separate words for flurries, blizzard, slush, powder, sleet, hail, graupel, drifts, névé, frost, ice, glaciers, ... while we poor benighted English-speakers are stuck with the work-around of sticking modifiers on one word, "snow", for any solid H2O from the atmosphere."
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on July 10, 2012, 08:48:18 AM
I'm sure that was written ironically, but as Dr. Elzinga said, it'd be a lot funnier if it weren't.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on July 10, 2012, 11:23:29 AM
Somebody thanked God for "the moisture" at church the other day. I died a little inside.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on July 10, 2012, 11:26:47 AM
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Post by: Jonathon on July 10, 2012, 11:40:16 AM
 :peek:
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Post by: SteveRogers on July 10, 2012, 12:14:30 PM
I'm not a perfect person.  :P
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on July 10, 2012, 09:00:04 PM
 :peek:
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Post by: spacepook on July 15, 2012, 04:04:41 PM
My mind!  :cry:
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on July 16, 2012, 07:52:41 AM
Quote
névé
That's not even English.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on July 16, 2012, 07:53:48 AM
Prescriptivist!
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on July 16, 2012, 02:26:46 PM
Quote
névé
That's not even English.

Your mom's not even English.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on July 17, 2012, 06:10:40 AM
True.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Tante Shvester on July 20, 2012, 03:26:00 PM
Why does my refrigerator not frigerate things twice?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on July 20, 2012, 03:38:42 PM
Actually it's constantly refrigerating into infinite as it fights the constant attempts of heat to get in.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on July 20, 2012, 03:39:00 PM
Well, technically, re- usually means "back" or "again", not "twice". And apparently refrigerate was originally used to mean "to reduce a fever" or something similar. In that sense, you were bringing a temperature back down.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on July 20, 2012, 08:00:17 PM
You're probably going to say that "reduce" doesn't mean to duce twice either, huh?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on July 20, 2012, 08:51:24 PM
Double Deuce! (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail24.html)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on July 20, 2012, 09:30:19 PM
You're probably going to say that "reduce" doesn't mean to duce twice either, huh?

Yes. Yes I am.

"Reduce" doesn't mean to duce twice.

It did, however, originally mean "to lead or bring back".
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on July 27, 2012, 01:58:19 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cirith_ungol.png)

Edit:

Adding a link to the picture on the site (http://xkcd.com/1087/).
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on July 27, 2012, 02:12:50 PM
I guffawed. Also, the mouseover text is pretty great.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on July 27, 2012, 02:16:16 PM
I couldn't figure out how to post the picture with the mouseover text intact.  That's why I linked to it separately.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on July 27, 2012, 02:22:03 PM
I don't think there is a way to post it here with the mouseover text. Unless I enabled HTML in posts or something.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on July 27, 2012, 02:43:21 PM
That would be beyond my skill level anyway, so the link will just have to suffice.  :)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on July 29, 2012, 05:10:51 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cirith_ungol.png)

Edit:

Adding a link to the picture on the site (http://xkcd.com/1087/).

This is an example of xkcd's artwork "style" getting in the way of its effectiveness. I love xkcd for its wit and brilliance, but again I have to say that it would be way more admirable if he'd get off of the stick figure thing. In this case, I had no idea why it was supposed to be funny until I clicked through and saw the title. The character wasn't obviously Frodo - it could have been Miss Havisham or anyone (that's who I was thinking it was) because of the overly simplistic drawing.

I know we had this discussion before, but I still hold to the fact that the strip would be all sorts of brilliant if he would put the time into drawing that it deserves. Does drawing that much detail for a daily web comic take time? Of course it does. But I'm pretty sure he's doing financially well enough to be doing this full-time and there are plenty of other comic artists who managed a daily strip with artistically fleshed-out frames.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Brinestone on July 29, 2012, 08:44:22 PM
I knew instantly it was Frodo but took a moment to see the words in the web.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on July 31, 2012, 08:11:49 AM
I don't know what my brain would have done, as I read Annie's commentary before really absorbing the picture.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on July 31, 2012, 01:17:14 PM
I knew instantly that it was Frodo, and I loved the mouseover text, but utterly failed to see the "Some Pig" in the image the first time I saw this comic.  I only saw it today because Jonathon's comment convinced me that there was something in the image I had missed.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on August 03, 2012, 12:05:42 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/formal_languages.png)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2012, 12:11:00 PM
I was going to post that this morning but forgot. Thanks, Steve!

Also, I have to wonder: how many people get that it's a joke about context-free grammar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Context-free_grammar)?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on August 03, 2012, 12:27:28 PM
I didn't get the joke till I read the mouse-over text, but it made me laugh pretty hard once I clued myself into it.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2012, 12:29:34 PM
I had to read the mouseover text too. Sadly, I've never had a real class in syntax.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on August 03, 2012, 12:31:22 PM
Personally, I don't think that would make me very sad.  ;)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2012, 12:33:10 PM
Yeah, but you're not getting a master's degree in linguistics. :p

When I started, the program didn't require me to take one, but they've since changed that.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on August 03, 2012, 12:36:54 PM
I've only been in the Bachelor's program for psychology at my school for a year, and I think the incoming class already has different graduation requirements.  So, I understand how that goes.  I really just don't like how my program requires me to take 3 consecutive semesters of a foreign language.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2012, 12:55:03 PM
I had to have three semesters of language for my bachelor's and five more for my master's.

It seems strange to me, though, that a psychology program would require foreign language classes.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on August 03, 2012, 01:21:51 PM
The difference may be because I'm in a Bachelor's of Arts in Psychology program as opposed to a Bachelor's of Science.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2012, 01:28:47 PM
Interesting. I don't think BYU has any programs where you could get either a BA or a BS in the same subject. What's the difference (besides the language requirements)?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on August 03, 2012, 01:32:58 PM
It's more or less in the name.  The Bachelor's of Science program requires more math and science courses and focuses more on the qualitative aspect of psychology, and the Bachelor's of Arts program focuses more on communication and humanities courses.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2012, 01:43:43 PM
I guess that makes sense.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on August 03, 2012, 01:45:40 PM
Psychology is a pretty broad term in reality, so I think they differentiate them for people who want to pursue the research and for people who want to pursue practice.  They can and often do intersect, but some people go into the field strictly to pursue one or another.

I don't like doing math or science, but I can read and understand case studies and research papers (including the statistics used  in them).  So, I'm in the Arts program because I'm more interested in how that research affects things in the field.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 04, 2012, 12:18:47 AM
Take Chinese.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on August 16, 2012, 07:04:41 PM
Is there any relationship between the words "savior" and "savor"? Do they come from a common root?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 16, 2012, 07:38:04 PM
Nope. It was their translation into French that made them sound similar. Modern French has the words as sauveur and saveur (different vowel sounds in the first syllable).

"Savior" came from the Old French sauveour, in turn from the Latin salvator (a saver, preserver).

"Savor" came from the Old French savoure from the Latin sapor (taste, flavor).
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 16, 2012, 07:49:34 PM
What she said (except that I wouldn't say "translation" into French but "evolution").
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on August 19, 2012, 11:30:22 PM
I don't know if "context free grammar" is a newer term for it.  Newer than dialup internet, anyway.  We called it generative grammar, back in the olden times.

I guess the explanation of agreement as inflection being the head phrase didn't pan out.  It sure felt true.  But so did the LAD. 
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 20, 2012, 01:36:12 PM
(http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-08-19-xplainwords.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1345387829774) (http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/8/19/how-to-explain-what-words-mean.html)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 21, 2012, 01:00:43 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2281.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2270)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on August 21, 2012, 02:44:25 PM
I just learned the word stertorous. It's a word I feel like should be used more.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on September 04, 2012, 12:26:39 PM
Be more stertorous and I shall have no difficulty doing so.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on September 05, 2012, 10:00:59 PM
The very model of an amateur grammarian (http://stroppyeditor.wordpress.com/2012/09/04/the-very-model-of-an-amateur-grammarian/).
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on September 05, 2012, 10:03:48 PM
Fun!
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on September 05, 2012, 11:55:11 PM
The very model of an amateur grammarian (http://stroppyeditor.wordpress.com/2012/09/04/the-very-model-of-an-amateur-grammarian/).
:D :wub: :D
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Brinestone on September 06, 2012, 03:05:17 AM
I think it's funny that some of the commenters don't seem to get that the song is not presenting a shared experience but poking fun at amateur grammarians.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on September 06, 2012, 08:33:22 AM
I've noticed that problem in the comments on grammar posts elsewhere, too. Someone can write a thousand words skewering grammar pedants, and people will obliviously post comments like "You know what really bugs me? When people 'supposably.' Grrr!"
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on September 11, 2012, 04:30:01 PM
I think that adaptation was better than most.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on September 29, 2012, 07:36:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0Sk7b.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on September 29, 2012, 10:28:59 PM
/me is amused
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on October 01, 2012, 08:29:13 PM
So remember that phase you, a sibling, or a friend went through (or may still be in), where you took say the verb or adjective in a sentence somebody said and turned it around?

"Gosh that's pathetic."

"You're pathetic."

---

"I should clean up"

"I'll clean you up!" often adapted to moms, "I'll clean up your mom."

So I was watching It's a Wonderful Life and there's this gut wrenching scene where George Bailey after realizing he's going to lose the bank, chews out his daughter's teacher over the phone, and when his horrified wife takes the phone back there's this exchange.

"Hello? Hello?!.....She's hanged up."

"I'll hang her up!"

So I'm hearing this turn of phrase in old movies, but how old is it really? I'm starting to think if we looked at books we might find it goes even further back than the 90's where I thought it did initially.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on October 01, 2012, 08:47:16 PM
The problem with trying to trace it back in time is that it's so variable. What do you search for? There's no set words or phrases, just a repetition that turns the first speaker's sentence around on them.

I'd never realized that it went that far back, though. At one of my former jobs, we had a pretty set formula for escalation:

x
You x.
Your mom x.
Your mom x when she had you.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on October 01, 2012, 08:51:18 PM
I know it's hard to trace. But I'm going to start listening for it in Shakespeare plays. I figure if I find it there, then I've leapfrogged a few centuries. It might even be that English was invented purely so that turn of phrase could be employed!
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on October 04, 2012, 10:56:59 AM
The thumb biting bit comes to mind.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on October 04, 2012, 11:25:09 AM
I wonder if any of the resistance on funnier is because of funny/funnier.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on October 05, 2012, 06:40:57 AM
I bite my thumb at YOUR MOM!
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on October 05, 2012, 06:42:56 AM
I used to hang out all the time with my best friend Abby and her now-husband Wes. Wes and I would torment Abby endlessly with a shtick that went like this:

Abby: I need to whip up the cream.
Annie: (flirty voice) I'll whip up your cream.
Wes: (angry threatening voice) I'll whip up your cream.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on October 10, 2012, 10:53:07 PM
I'm thinking of entire Skaespeare plays in the Your mom theme. 
As your mom likes it
Your mom's midsummer nights dream
Your mom's labors lost
Much ado about your mom
Romeo and your mom
Your mom III
Your mom IV
The Taming of Your mom
Julius Caesarean
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on October 11, 2012, 09:23:17 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2312.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2300)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Tante Shvester on October 11, 2012, 09:37:38 AM
I'm thinking of entire Skaespeare plays in the Your mom theme. 
As your mom likes it
Your mom's midsummer nights dream
Your mom's labors lost
Much ado about your mom
Romeo and your mom
Your mom III
Your mom IV
The Taming of Your mom
Julius Caesarean


Oh my!  You are in rare form today, and I'm loving it.


Almost as much as your mom loved those Two Gentlemen from Verona.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Brinestone on October 11, 2012, 01:09:34 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on October 12, 2012, 01:38:29 AM
I'm thinking of entire Skaespeare plays in the Your mom theme. 
As your mom likes it
Your mom's midsummer nights dream
Your mom's labors lost
Much ado about your mom
Romeo and your mom
Your mom III
Your mom IV
The Taming of Your mom
Julius Caesarean


Oh my!  You are in rare form today, and I'm loving it.


Almost as much as your mom loved those Two Gentlemen from Verona.

Those both deserve a regal hats off.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on October 13, 2012, 11:55:31 PM
Fake prescriptivist rule contest winner is kind of convincing... (http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=4249)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on October 14, 2012, 07:41:18 AM
I like it!
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on October 14, 2012, 11:11:25 AM
It worries me. I can just imagine it catching on and needing to be debunked.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on October 14, 2012, 11:34:46 AM
It worries me. I can just imagine it catching on and needing to be debunked.
Yes, but in the debunking you can actually cite the very first time this rule was invoked. How often can you do that? :)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Tante Shvester on October 14, 2012, 01:19:26 PM
Even if you do debunk it, some high school English teacher somewhere will just rebunk it.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on October 25, 2012, 03:16:19 PM
So, I'm watching My Fair Lady for the first time in decades.

My attention is being split 3 ways:

1) Thinking of you gigantic language nerds and wondering what your response to everything Higgins says would be
2) A desire to punch Higgins in the nose every time he opens his mouth
3) Holy crap!  Since when is Audrey Hepburn in this movie?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Brinestone on October 25, 2012, 05:25:09 PM
1) I've wanted Jonathon to watch it for years because of that very question, but he hates musicals with a passion. Oh well.
2) I hate that Eliza comes back to him at the end. He's a self-obsessed, arrogant jerk. And I hate the last line.
3) WHAT?! It's one of her top three movies, IMO. I've never seen Breakfast at Tiffany's, though, and I really should. Or her Sabrina.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on October 25, 2012, 07:16:55 PM
1) Yeah, I go back and forth between not caring for musicals and actively disliking them.  I'm only about a third of the way through, with lots of breaks inbetween, and I am already weary of the incessant singing.  Oh well.
2) What sort of people prefers that she end up with that creep at the end?  I weep for my culture.
3) Yeah.  I have no excuse.  Part of me knew that she was in the movie. But somehow I had never made the connection that Eliza Doolittle and Holly Golightly were played by the same actress.

BTW, I recently saw Roman Holiday with Hepburn.  Not only was it a lovely movie, and not only was Hepburn perfect as that character, but it had a really good ending.  I was so afraid that they were going to force a "Hollywood" ending like in MFL, but somehow they avoided it.



Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on October 25, 2012, 10:07:59 PM
I like musicals quite a bit. I like playing in the band for musicals even more.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Amilia on October 25, 2012, 10:47:33 PM
1) I like musicals too, but would Pygmalion be more palatable for those of you who don't?  I was curious if there were filmed versions, and I looked it up, and it looks like there was one in 1938 starring Leslie Howard and Wendy Hiller, and one in 1981 starring Twiggy and Robert Powell.  And it looks like both are available on youtube.

2) I always hated the ending.  The best part of discovering Pygmalion when I was in high school was learning that the crappy ending was something tacked on so that the musical would have a Hollywood happy ending.  (Note, I watched the ends of both the filmed versions on youtube just now, and the 1938 one has the crap ending too.  Hollywood.  The 1981 one has the good ending.  British television.)  My favorite part of the play is Shaw's afterword:

Quote
The rest of the story need not be shown in action, and indeed, would hardly need telling if our imaginations were not so enfeebled by their lazy dependence on the ready-makes and reach-me-downs of the ragshop in which Romance keeps its stock of "happy endings" to misfit all stories. . . .

Eliza, in telling Higgins she would not marry him if he asked her, was not coquetting: she was announcing a well-considered decision. . . .

This being the state of human affairs, what is Eliza fairly sure to do when she is placed between Freddy and Higgins? Will she look forward to a lifetime of fetching Higgins's slippers or to a lifetime of Freddy fetching hers? There can be no doubt about the answer. Unless Freddy is biologically repulsive to her, and Higgins biologically attractive to a degree that overwhelms all her other instincts, she will, if she marries either of them, marry Freddy.

And that is just what Eliza did.

The whole thing's on Project Gutenberg (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/3825/3825-h/3825-h.htm) if you're interested.

I agree about Roman Holiday.  It did not have a "happy ending to misfit the story."  Instead it had the right, and true, and perfect ending.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on October 26, 2012, 01:01:27 PM
I guess I learned the ending was wrong young enough I just kind of ignore it.  I saw Hepburn in War and Peace last year.  I thought Henry Fonda was such an odd choice for Pierre. 
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on November 07, 2012, 12:12:57 PM
Is there any non-contradictory sense that can be made out of this sentence from the new Total Recall movie:

"No word yet on the fate of Chancellor Cohaagen, but we are being told that he perished along with his forces."

Which is it?  Is there no word on his fate, or are you being told what his fate was?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on November 07, 2012, 05:34:48 PM
"No [official] word yet on the fate of Chancellor Cohaagen, but we are [receiving unconfirmed reports] that he perished along with his forces."
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 07, 2012, 06:39:40 PM
I think Jesse's interpretation is what it's supposed to mean, but on the face of it, it's contradictory.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on November 08, 2012, 10:55:23 AM
It boggles my mind that it made it through every single editor, etc.. into the final movie.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 08, 2012, 05:48:26 PM
(http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-11-08-offend.gif) (http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/11/8/how-to-avoid-accidentally-offending-somebody.html)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on November 08, 2012, 05:59:06 PM
*snicker*
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 08, 2012, 06:15:04 PM
Someone at work uses the term "gal" a lot, and it makes me cringe a little every time.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on November 08, 2012, 07:17:20 PM
I choose what word to use depending on who I am talking to. I can usually figure out pretty quick what you are comfortable with.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: fugu13 on November 09, 2012, 08:53:43 AM
There's a perfectly reasonable way to refer to women as a group without using the word women. "Hey guys, ..." completely works.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: The Genuine on November 09, 2012, 10:51:27 AM
It boggles my mind that it made it through every single editor, etc.. into the final movie.


Not great technical writing, sure.  But if you're trying to script the way real persons actually talk, I think it works.  (No idea if that was what they were trying to do there, though.)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 09, 2012, 11:04:29 AM
I'm not sure an actual newscaster would say that. It's not like newscasters generally ad lib or speak off the cuff.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on November 09, 2012, 08:41:35 PM
I was gonna say, if the intent was to make them sound like a journalist, mission accomplished.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: SteveRogers on November 15, 2012, 12:30:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Q8Hvk.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 15, 2012, 12:40:11 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Tante Shvester on November 19, 2012, 08:35:56 AM
Earn

Earner

Earnest


This has got to be immensely confusing for people learning English.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on November 19, 2012, 04:16:02 PM
Earn

Earner

Earnest


This has got to be immensely confusing for people learning English.
That and,

Bomb

Comb

Tomb.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Tante Shvester on November 19, 2012, 09:10:36 PM
Bough  Cough  Rough  Through

Do you think they gave the committee that standardized spelling their own suite of offices or did they just work on it right there in the asylum?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on November 19, 2012, 10:15:15 PM
I will say that whoever devised the silent b in "Subtle" was on some sort of clever pill at the time. They should have given him/her more words to devise.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on November 19, 2012, 10:54:27 PM
Bough  Cough  Rough  Through
http://grammar.about.com/od/words/a/OUGHpoem.htm
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on November 22, 2012, 06:27:37 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2336.png)

"T-Rex! I used to like creative writing"
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on November 22, 2012, 07:33:37 PM
Proving once again that Dinosaur Comics are the best comics.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on November 23, 2012, 01:47:25 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Anna on December 11, 2012, 05:21:07 AM
I will say that whoever devised the silent b in "Subtle" was on some sort of clever pill at the time. They should have given him/her more words to devise.

It comes from French (subtil), and we pronounce it that way. You are weird for not pronouncing letters that are there. :p
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Porter on December 11, 2012, 05:52:14 AM
Wait a second.  You're mocking English for not pronouncing every letter, in contrast to French?  :p
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Anna on December 11, 2012, 05:53:35 AM
Hence the :p
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: BlackBlade on December 11, 2012, 06:51:42 AM
I will say that whoever devised the silent b in "Subtle" was on some sort of clever pill at the time. They should have given him/her more words to devise.

It comes from French (subtil), and we pronounce it that way. You are weird for not pronouncing letters that are there. :p
Maybe we are pronouncing all the letters, we're just very subtle about it. :)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on December 11, 2012, 07:31:21 AM
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071125231632/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Rimshot.gif)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on December 11, 2012, 09:39:34 AM
It comes from French (subtil), and we pronounce it that way. You are weird for not pronouncing letters that are there. :p

That's strange. The Old French word was soutil or sutil. The b was added back as a silent letter (in both English and French) to make the word look more like Latin, and apparently at some point the French started pronouncing it again.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on December 13, 2012, 01:14:08 AM
I like it when the French pronounce the silent Ps. Like pneu. That's the best word ever.
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Post by: Porter on December 13, 2012, 05:31:28 AM
Tire, I assume?

They pronounce the p in that word in Portuguese as well.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 13, 2012, 09:52:32 AM
Tire, I assume?

Si.
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Post by: Brinestone on December 13, 2012, 11:40:06 AM
Another really cool-sounding word is psychology in German. I imagine the French pronunciation is pretty similar: psü-sho-lo-gee (hard G on the last syllable). Except that the vowels are a bit different in German.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 13, 2012, 11:49:03 AM
The French is [psi.kɔ.lɔ.ʒi]. The German is [psy.ço.lo.ˈɡiː]. Aside from some slightly different vowels, the main differences are the palatalization and frication of the <ch> and <g>. It's sort of funny that German has a palatal fricative for the first and a velar stop for the second, while French has an velar stop for the first and an alveopalatal fricative for the second.
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Post by: pooka on December 17, 2012, 07:28:07 AM
I think it's more "why put letters in there you don't want pronounced."
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Post by: Tante Shvester on December 17, 2012, 08:03:27 AM
For extra Scrabble points, duh!
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Post by: pooka on December 17, 2012, 08:09:08 AM
 :D
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Post by: Tante Shvester on December 17, 2012, 08:23:15 AM
The French have even devised a silent "x".  If that's not cheating at Scrabble, I don't know what is.
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 05, 2013, 06:40:39 PM
So how did a veteran come to mean somebody who is a retired soldier, but a veterinarian is a doctor that treats animals?

Are veterans and veterins different things?
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Post by: Jonathon on January 05, 2013, 08:40:42 PM
They're unrelated. Veteran comes from the Latin vetus, meaning 'old'. Veterinarian comes from the Latin veterīnus, meaning 'pertaining to cattle'.
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 07, 2013, 09:56:25 AM
I learned that to "crack a joke" is derived from the older definition of "cracker", somebody who boasts or makes much ado about something. That's also where we got the phrase, "that's not what it's cracked up to be." But we don't typically use the verb that way outside of those phrases. I kinda want to start.

Cow herders in Florida, since their tradition predates the Western one do not refer to themselves as cowboys. They prefer the term cow hunter. They are also referred to as 'crackers' with no sense of the derogatory feeling behind the word. The word is simply related to the sound of a whip as they herd the cows.

I can't find where the words true origins come from though.
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Post by: Jonathon on January 07, 2013, 11:50:47 AM
4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence (http://www.theonion.com/articles/4-copy-editors-killed-in-ongoing-ap-style-chicago,30806/)
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Post by: Kristina on January 08, 2013, 08:55:47 PM
4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence (http://www.theonion.com/articles/4-copy-editors-killed-in-ongoing-ap-style-chicago,30806/)

I just came in here to post that!
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Post by: pooka on January 14, 2013, 09:51:18 AM
I think there's a lot of pent up emotion amongst copy editors in Chicago due to all the Tom Raper RV billboards. 
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 15, 2013, 07:02:52 PM
I learned that the word "flag" is of unknown origin, and that perhaps it might be onomatopoeic. :)
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Post by: Jonathon on January 15, 2013, 07:07:59 PM
That's funny. The OED says it's found in all modern Germanic languages, but it's not recorded before about 1500. I always find it fascinating when a modern word has an obscure origin.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on January 16, 2013, 08:44:55 AM
That's for "flag" the noun and "flag" the verb?  And adjective, I guess, if you are modifying "stone".  None of those meanings seem obviously related to me.
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 16, 2013, 10:02:46 AM
That's funny. The OED says it's found in all modern Germanic languages, but it's not recorded before about 1500. I always find it fascinating when a modern word has an obscure origin.
I was doing some thinking, the Bible's use of "flag" is even more baffling. It appears to mean some sort of water plant.

"And the woman conceived, and bare a son: and when she saw him that he was a goodly child, she hid him three months.

And when she could not longer hide him, she took for him an ark of bulrushes, and daubed it with slime and with pitch, and put the child therein; and she laid it in the flags by the river’s brink."

I wonder if since flag doesn't mean what it means now, and isn't used in the Bible that way, is why in the Book of Mormon Captain Moroni's banner isn't called a flag, it's called a "Title of Liberty".
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Post by: Jonathon on January 16, 2013, 10:10:55 AM
That's for "flag" the noun and "flag" the verb?  And adjective, I guess, if you are modifying "stone".  None of those meanings seem obviously related to me.

It's for the noun meaning a type of banner. All the other flags—the water plant, the verb, the type of stone, and so on—are apparently unrelated.
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Post by: rivka on January 16, 2013, 11:16:04 AM
I was doing some thinking, the Bible's use of "flag" is even more baffling.
*cough*

All the other flags—the water plant, the verb, the type of stone, and so on—are apparently unrelated.
The verb is not derived from the noun?
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Post by: Jonathon on January 16, 2013, 11:23:30 AM
To clarify, I meant the verb meaning "to hang" or "to become unsteady, feeble, or spiritless", as Merriam-Webster defines it. The OED says it's unrelated, but M-W says it's probably from the rectangular banner.
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Post by: rivka on January 16, 2013, 01:15:24 PM
Ah, silly me. Didn't even think of that meaning.
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 28, 2013, 01:21:08 PM
So is it wrong to write for example "I wonder what John is doing." instead of "I wonder what John is doing?"

I feel like the former is correct because I'm not actually asking a question, merely mentioning that I am thinking about that question. But I don't think I've ever read it written as a statement.
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Post by: Jonathon on January 28, 2013, 01:34:13 PM
You're right—the former is correct. The subordinate clause what John is doing is an indirect question, and indirect questions do not need question marks. It's very common to see indirect questions with question marks in unedited writing, though.
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 28, 2013, 02:24:13 PM
Thanks!
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Post by: Porter on January 29, 2013, 07:29:47 AM
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It's very common to see indirect questions with question marks in unedited writing, though.
It's also very common to hear them inflected as a question in speech.
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Post by: Jonathon on January 29, 2013, 10:06:55 AM
I'm not so sure about that. They may have a different intonation from other types of declarative sentences, but I doubt they ever have the exact same intonation as regular questions.
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 31, 2013, 09:53:00 AM
Turns out grizzly and grisly are not related. What's even weirder is that I thought about asking Jonathon if they were in a dream last night, and I suddenly remembered it today.
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Post by: Jonathon on January 31, 2013, 10:26:30 AM
What's funny is that the grizzly bear got its biological name from a misunderstand of the word grizzly. The man who gave it is biological name assumed it was the same as grisly and thus gave it the subspecies name horribilis.

Also, Lego is reading Harry Potter 4, and it bugs me every time Rowling mentions Professor Moody's "grizzled grey hair". Grizzled means "grey". You don't need to say it twice.
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 31, 2013, 10:34:59 AM
Heh, now that's going to bug me when I read it the next time.
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Post by: SteveRogers on January 31, 2013, 01:47:17 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/star_trek_into_darkness.png)
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Post by: Jonathon on January 31, 2013, 01:54:44 PM
 ;D

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Post by: rivka on January 31, 2013, 03:46:20 PM
*claws out eyes*
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 01, 2013, 10:10:45 AM
Why are "won" and "one" pronounced identically?
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Post by: Jonathon on February 01, 2013, 11:21:29 AM
Won is part of a group of words that originally had a u but were respelled with o to increase readability. (Imagine how hard it would be to read wun in modern cursive, let alone Medieval handwriting.)

One is kind of a fluke. It used to be pronounced like own, and it still is pronounced that way in most words formed from it, like alone, only, and atone. But sometime in the 1300s the long o sound split into a diphthong starting with the glide sound w, and it spread and became standard by the 1700s. The OED says the same thing happened with oak and oat, but these remained nonstandard dialectal forms.


Out of curiosity, is there some reason why you keep asking questions here instead of in the Dear Expert (http://galacticcactus.com/forums/index.php?topic=496.0) thread? I don't really mind—I'll answer questions wherever—but I thought this thread was more for posting humorous stuff.
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Post by: SteveRogers on February 01, 2013, 11:26:38 AM
I'm apparently incapable of correctly pronouncing "once" and "wants."
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Post by: Jonathon on February 01, 2013, 11:27:18 AM
How do you say them?
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Post by: SteveRogers on February 01, 2013, 11:42:51 AM
I've been told I pronounce both the same way.  Like some amalgamation of the two but closer to the latter.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 01, 2013, 12:07:33 PM
I don't really mind—I'll answer questions wherever—but I thought this thread was more for posting humorous stuff.
I will move these sorts of queries to Dear Expert. I have noticed some folks have resumed posting gifs in the image thread.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 01, 2013, 12:08:18 PM
I have noticed some folks have resumed posting gifs in the image thread.

Unacceptable! :pirate:
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Post by: Jonathon on February 08, 2013, 10:19:45 AM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on February 08, 2013, 02:37:15 PM
:lol:
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 08, 2013, 03:08:59 PM
I don't get it.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 08, 2013, 03:48:33 PM
Vowel harmony means making vowels agree in one way or another, often in the degree of backness but also in other features like height, roundness, or tenseness. The English umlaut plurals, for example (goose/geese, foot/feet, mouse/mice, man/men) show a type of harmony in the fronting of a back or central vowel (/a/, /o/, or /u/) to a front vowel (/ɛ/, /e/, or /i/). Rhotic harmony means that an r-like vowel (like the vowel in bird) causes a not-r-like vowel to become r-like.

Thus the ermahgerd meme could be said to display rhotic vowel harmony.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 08, 2013, 04:38:22 PM
Shockingly, I'm not current with the ermahgerd meme. :\
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Post by: rivka on February 08, 2013, 04:46:10 PM
Google says it's a slurred "Ohmygod".
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Post by: Jonathon on February 08, 2013, 05:10:00 PM
Shockingly, I'm not current with the ermahgerd meme. :\

You're slipping, Tailleur.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 08, 2013, 07:09:52 PM
Shockingly, I'm not current with the ermahgerd meme. :\

You're slipping, Tailleur.
I am. I wonder if I get any credit for having a hand in generating the "true story" meme.
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Post by: Porter on February 10, 2013, 05:34:19 PM
Huh.  A meme that I was aware of that BB wasn't.  Weird.
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Post by: rivka on February 10, 2013, 07:56:05 PM
That you were aware of and neither BB nor I were.
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Post by: Porter on February 11, 2013, 09:39:49 AM
That's weird.
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Post by: rivka on February 11, 2013, 09:42:37 AM
I know!
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 11, 2013, 10:21:38 AM
We're in strange new waters right now.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 11, 2013, 02:18:47 PM
So I learned that the 'bald' in bald eagle has nothing to do with the appearance of having no hair, but that bald is old English for white. And in fact our calling men without hair bald is probably derived from their scalps having a whiter appearance, and not the reverse.
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Post by: Porter on February 13, 2013, 10:52:08 AM
How does the expression bald-faced lie tie into that?
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Post by: Jonathon on February 13, 2013, 11:10:32 AM
So I learned that the 'bald' in bald eagle has nothing to do with the appearance of having no hair, but that bald is old English for white. And in fact our calling men without hair bald is probably derived from their scalps having a whiter appearance, and not the reverse.

That doesn't seem to be true from what I can find. The first citation in the OED for "having no hair" is from Chaucer in 1386: "His heed was ballid, and schon as eny glas." The first citation for "white" is from 1568: "A little belled meare and a fole." Interestingly, the word appears to come from the past participle of the verb ball. Being bald originally meant being made like a ball.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 13, 2013, 12:04:49 PM
How does the expression bald-faced lie tie into that?

Bald-faced is apparently a variant of barefaced, meaning that the lie is open or unconcealed. Bald can mean uncovered too, so it's essentially synonymous.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 13, 2013, 12:08:05 PM
That doesn't seem to be true from what I can find. The first citation in the OED for "having no hair" is from Chaucer in 1386: "His heed was ballid, and schon as eny glas." The first citation for "white" is from 1568: "A little belled meare and a fole." Interestingly, the word appears to come from the past participle of the verb ball. Being bald originally meant being made like a ball.

Well, now I'm finding conflicting information. Etymonline.com says that it's from the Celtic bal, meaning "white patch" or "blaze", but it seems odd that the "bald" sense is attested almost 200 years before the "white patch" sense.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 13, 2013, 04:41:29 PM
So now bald eagles might be resembling bald men?

I often enjoy Cracked's (that word is hell to pronounce) articles. But I felt like they really dropped the ball on an interesting premise (http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-words-made-up-by-stupid-people-we-should-learn-to-accept/). I kinda wish Jon Boy would make a pass at this topic in his blog.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 14, 2013, 02:08:49 PM
So now bald eagles might be resembling bald men?

Like I said, it's not clear. I don't think it's as simple as their resembling bald men, since "bald" is used to mean simply having a white patch on the head, like on a horse.

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I often enjoy Cracked's (that word is hell to pronounce) articles. But I felt like they really dropped the ball on an interesting premise (http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-words-made-up-by-stupid-people-we-should-learn-to-accept/). I kinda wish Jon Boy would make a pass at this topic in his blog.

Hmm. I'm not sure what kind of angle you'd expect me to take, since I don't usually go in for making fun of people's language like that.
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Post by: rivka on February 14, 2013, 02:38:30 PM
"bald" is used to mean simply having a white patch on the head, like on a horse.
This used to confuse me so much when I was a pre-teen reading lots of horse books.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 15, 2013, 12:06:37 AM
Jonathon:
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Hmm. I'm not sure what kind of angle you'd expect me to take, since I don't usually go in for making fun of people's language like that.
There must be words where the current accepted usage is due to common people in the past misusing the words to the extent the original meaning is lost. Like how did 'by and by' come to mean gradually when it originally meant immediately. There also must be words that in of themselves are bastardizations of other true words, they only exist because a common word was mispronounced in the same way repeatedly by many people.

So it stands to reason there may be words in use now, that are in this transitive phase. I certainly wouldn't call it "Words invented by stupid people we should all get used to."
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Post by: Jonathon on February 15, 2013, 11:15:09 AM
I think maybe three people on the forum will get this, but I have to share it anyway:

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/283733_450261191669043_1481627549_n.jpg) (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=450261191669043&set=a.123989984296167.15893.117988771562955&type=1)
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Post by: Jonathon on February 15, 2013, 11:28:03 AM
Jonathon:
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Hmm. I'm not sure what kind of angle you'd expect me to take, since I don't usually go in for making fun of people's language like that.
There must be words where the current accepted usage is due to common people in the past misusing the words to the extent the original meaning is lost. Like how did 'by and by' come to mean gradually when it originally meant immediately. There also must be words that in of themselves are bastardizations of other true words, they only exist because a common word was mispronounced in the same way repeatedly by many people.

So it stands to reason there may be words in use now, that are in this transitive phase. I certainly wouldn't call it "Words invented by stupid people we should all get used to."

People have written whole books on the subject (http://www.amazon.com/Language-Change-Cambridge-Approaches-Linguistics/dp/0521795354). It's a continual process that is probably far more pervasive than most people realize, not just a transitive phase that certain words go through. Every single sound change that has ever occurred can be chalked up to mispronunciation, though it often happens so gradually that we wouldn't think of it as such. It's language change all the way down.
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Post by: rivka on February 15, 2013, 04:09:20 PM
I think maybe three people on the forum will get this, but I have to share it anyway
I looked up parataxis and I still don't get it.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 15, 2013, 04:20:40 PM
Are you familiar with the original meme? It's about recursion, and embedding subordinate clauses (syntaxis) is a type of recursion. So this one subverts it by using short, simple sentences without embedding.
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Post by: rivka on February 15, 2013, 04:31:57 PM
I had previously seen the "yo dawg i herd you like" meme, but the ones I'd seen didn't have repetition, necessarily.

TinEye found me plenty that do.

Thanks.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 15, 2013, 06:22:57 PM
It probably makes more sense contrasted with this older one:

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/398251_434227436605752_1485432261_n.jpg)
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 21, 2013, 09:09:47 AM
New and necessary (http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6872071/8-new-and-necessary-punctuation-marks) punctuation marks. :)
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Post by: rivka on February 21, 2013, 10:26:45 AM
Amusing.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 21, 2013, 01:08:15 PM
My favorite is the Morgan Freemark.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 21, 2013, 06:36:41 PM
Tristan's television show asked him, "What letter makes the sss sound?" Whereupon he confidently said, "C!" I felt kinda bad when the show did not acknowledge his correct answer.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 21, 2013, 07:51:11 PM
Stupid tricksy letter C.
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 21, 2013, 08:38:42 PM
Seriously!
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Post by: Jonathon on February 28, 2013, 09:54:45 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2392.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2381)
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 28, 2013, 11:47:48 AM
Oh man, that made my head hurt.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 05, 2013, 09:17:14 AM
Microsoft Word traps itself in an infinite loop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QynjuqG6NZw&feature=youtu.be)
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Post by: BlackBlade on March 05, 2013, 09:46:54 AM
Making fun of Microsoft is a bit overdone, but ha!
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Post by: Jonathon on March 13, 2013, 11:48:21 AM
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582303_280686965349450_472802838_n.jpg) (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=280686965349450&set=a.269651129786367.65753.269642853120528&type=1)
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Post by: Anna on March 15, 2013, 08:44:42 AM
 ;D
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Post by: BlackBlade on March 23, 2013, 07:15:35 AM
So I was dreaming last night, and to the best of my recollection it was about two women who needed to do an autopsy on a dead animal. There was an actual voice narrating the events of the dream. One didn't want to do it, then the narrator said,

"Julie though was more miradeller about it."

I'm sure my brain made up that word, and I don't know how the word would be spelled if it existed. But it was pronounced me-ruh-deller. I woke up convinced that maybe my brain had recalled a word that I had just forgotten, as that can happen when I dream in Chinese. But no, it doesn't exist. It's supposed to mean the opposite of "squeamish" at least, that's the feeling my brain gave me.

I kind of like the sound of the word. At first pass, I'm not exactly sure what the synonyms would be for miradeller, which makes me want it to exist as a word even more.
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Post by: Brinestone on March 23, 2013, 10:41:36 AM
That's really cool. You should start using it in conversation when the opportunity arises.
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Post by: BlackBlade on March 23, 2013, 11:05:38 AM
I just might!
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Post by: Jonathon on March 25, 2013, 11:49:18 AM
(http://wondermark.com/c/2013-03-12-920prove.gif) (http://wondermark.com/920/)
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Post by: rivka on March 25, 2013, 02:07:41 PM
 :peek:
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Post by: pooka on April 03, 2013, 01:26:12 PM
Today I was reading a study about three factor eating questionnaires given to twins in Finland, and it came up that they had to rank things pleasant and unpleasant, because Finnish has no word for "dislike". 
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Post by: Jonathon on April 03, 2013, 02:17:42 PM
 :rolleyes:
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Post by: Tante Shvester on April 16, 2013, 10:14:44 AM
I was reading my Random House Unabridged Dictionary last night, and I came across that there are 119 different definitions for the word "set".  So then I dragged down my Oxford English Dictionary, to see what they came up with.  The OED goes on for 23 pages of "set".  That seems like an awful lot of freight to load onto such a little word.  I did not read all 23 pages, I just counted them.
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Post by: Jonathon on April 16, 2013, 11:28:47 AM
According to an editor at Merriam-Webster, set has the most definitions of anything in their dictionaries, though I think she said that might change in the new unabridged dictionary.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on April 16, 2013, 12:56:45 PM
I didn't know it had the most definitions.  I notice when a word has an unusually large number of definitions and last night was the first time I noticed just how many "set" had.
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Post by: Jonathon on April 23, 2013, 03:49:30 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2421.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2409)
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Post by: Nighthawk on April 30, 2013, 05:39:38 PM
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Post by: rivka on April 30, 2013, 05:42:55 PM
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/knish
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Post by: Tante Shvester on May 01, 2013, 08:45:37 AM
If the "k" isn't going to be silent in "knish", then I think it has no business being silent in "knife" or "knight" or any of those other "kn" words.  I think I'll pronounce those with the sounded "k" for a while and see if that lands up catching on.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on May 02, 2013, 12:19:24 AM
I'll have a stofed potato plz.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 02, 2013, 08:13:00 PM
(http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2013-06-02-short.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1370176924751)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 26, 2013, 08:58:05 PM
My son gave me a cute definition of "deluxe".   He says it means "with French fries".
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Post by: Tante Shvester on July 02, 2013, 10:06:14 AM
I hadn't realized how much "veterans" can sound like "Bedouins" until I misheard my son talking about how the veterans need more access to therapists, and our conversations got more and more skewed and screwy until we managed to sort out the problem.

I think we all should get paid time-and-a-half for working on Bedouins Day.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on July 02, 2013, 11:03:14 AM
I hadn't realized how much "veterans" can sound like "Bedouins" until I misheard my son talking about how the veterans need more access to therapists, and our conversations got more and more skewed and screwy until we managed to sort out the problem.

I think we all should get paid time-and-a-half for working on Bedouins Day.

:lol:
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Post by: Porter on July 12, 2013, 10:25:03 AM
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582303_280686965349450_472802838_n.jpg) (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=280686965349450&set=a.269651129786367.65753.269642853120528&type=1)
OK, that was funny.
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Post by: Jonathon on July 16, 2013, 02:06:44 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/enlightenment.png) (http://xkcd.com/1238/)
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Post by: BlackBlade on July 17, 2013, 07:02:56 AM
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582303_280686965349450_472802838_n.jpg) (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=280686965349450&set=a.269651129786367.65753.269642853120528&type=1)
OK, that was funny.
Annnnnnd I just got it after 48 hours.
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Post by: pooka on July 26, 2013, 04:50:18 PM
That's okay.  The rest of us were primed with "I saw Nixon flying over the grand canyon" in Linguistics 101.  Linguists love it because it demonstrates people's ability to jump to the preferred interpretation. 
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Post by: Porter on August 01, 2013, 03:02:28 PM
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The rest of us were primed with "I saw Nixon flying over the grand canyon" in Linguistics 101.
Not I.  That's the first I've heard that one.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 02, 2013, 09:36:04 AM
Presumably because you didn't take Linguistics 101. ;)
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 02, 2013, 11:03:18 AM
I still don't get what principle that statement demonstrates.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 03, 2013, 05:07:40 AM
Ambiguity. Who was flying over the Grand Canyon?
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 03, 2013, 07:56:26 AM
Err, Nixon?

edit: If the implication is that you could also be flying over Grand Canyon and see Nixon I think the statement is unnaturally phrased to include that possibility.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2013, 09:53:51 AM
If the implication is that you could also be flying over Grand Canyon and see Nixon I think the statement is unnaturally phrased to include that possibility.

Yeah, but linguists love that stuff anyway. One common example of a garden-path sentence is The horse raced past the barn fell, which might be syntactically possible in some strict sense but is semantically and pragmatically improbable for at least a few different reasons.
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Post by: Porter on August 05, 2013, 09:20:01 PM
Presumably because you didn't take Linguistics 101. ;)
This is true.

I didn't get interested in such things until the time for taking 101 classes was long past.
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Post by: Porter on August 06, 2013, 12:29:18 PM
Here's an ambiguous sentence I found today:

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The Independent reports that Eric Eoin Marques, a 28-year-old Dublin resident, appeared before a judge last Friday to answer charges of distributing child pornography originating from the FBI
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 06, 2013, 09:16:22 PM
Explain it to me, please.  I'm not understanding the ambiguity.
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Post by: Brinestone on August 06, 2013, 10:09:13 PM
The charges, not the pornography, probably originated from the FBI, but it isn't clear.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 07, 2013, 09:10:05 AM
No, I read about the case in the news.  The pornography did originate with the FBI.  It was the bait in a trap.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 09, 2013, 07:51:21 AM
Are people in their 20's and 30's familiar with "Do not fold, spindle or mutilate", instructions that used to come on the punch card that came in your bills?  I haven't seen or heard that phrase in a while, and I don't know if it is still in the common parlance.
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 09, 2013, 08:17:57 AM
Are people in their 20's and 30's familiar with "Do not fold, spindle or mutilate", instructions that used to come on the punch card that came in your bills?  I haven't seen or heard that phrase in a while, and I don't know if it is still in the common parlance.
I recall seeing it, but can't say when the last time I did was.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 09, 2013, 08:57:03 AM
Same here. We haven't gotten bills in the mail in several years.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 09, 2013, 01:31:22 PM
Are people in their 20's and 30's familiar with "Do not fold, spindle or mutilate", instructions that used to come on the punch card that came in your bills?  I haven't seen or heard that phrase in a while, and I don't know if it is still in the common parlance.

Not at all.
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Post by: pooka on August 09, 2013, 03:50:39 PM
Young uns.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 09, 2013, 03:58:56 PM
I had to look up "spindle" to see what it meant in this context.
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Post by: Dobie on August 09, 2013, 06:24:28 PM
(http://www.poisonedpenpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Spiked.jpg)

Is this still about the pornography? :angst:
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 11, 2013, 12:02:52 PM
The spindle is the spike that you stack paid bills on.  You shouldn't spindle the punch card because then it would have a new hole in it, and it would mess up the computer.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 11, 2013, 02:06:22 PM
Aha! That makes sense now. I knew someone who impaled their receipts like that on their desk and I thought it was really odd.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 12, 2013, 10:50:58 AM
I remember when the diner used to do that.  The waitress gave you the check, you brought it up to the cashier to pay it, and after you paid, the cashier stuck the check on the spindle.
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 12, 2013, 11:23:51 AM
I remember when the diner used to do that.  The waitress gave you the check, you brought it up to the cashier to pay it, and after you paid, the cashier stuck the check on the spindle.
They still did that at IHOP in Orem, UT until maybe just a few years ago.
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Post by: Nighthawk on August 13, 2013, 06:41:17 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRjUUpkCAAIsIoe.png)

*blink!*

On topic: How the Wrong Definition of "Literally" Snuck Into the Dictionary (http://theweek.com/article/index/241002/how-the-wrong-definition-of-literally-snuck-into-the-dictionary)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 13, 2013, 08:44:56 AM
Every time a descriptivist gets his way, a kitten literally dies!
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Post by: Jonathon on August 13, 2013, 09:04:54 AM
The author of that piece obviously has no idea how dictionaries actually work.

Also, Esther cracked me the heck up.
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Post by: pooka on August 13, 2013, 03:18:17 PM
I always assumed spindle meant to roll it up tight and offcenter, like the paper shiv that was the murder weapon in the episode of Bones where she had the baby.  But that definition of spindle makes sense.  Which was the murder weapon on the episode of Monk where his wife's Doppleganger was running around. 
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Post by: Jonathon on August 15, 2013, 01:57:25 PM
(http://partiallyclips.com/comics/2013-01-21_reading_documentation.jpg) (http://partiallyclips.com/2013/01/21/reading-documentation/)
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Post by: rivka on August 15, 2013, 02:03:29 PM
*snicker*
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 15, 2013, 04:42:35 PM
*laugh*
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Post by: Porter on August 17, 2013, 11:40:39 PM
Are people in their 20's and 30's familiar with "Do not fold, spindle or mutilate", instructions that used to come on the punch card that came in your bills?  I haven't seen or heard that phrase in a while, and I don't know if it is still in the common parlance.
No.
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Post by: Nighthawk on August 18, 2013, 12:36:28 AM
I've heard the term as "do not fold, staple or mutilate", though.

Even more amusing were the idiomatics that were sometimes printed on the back of floppy disks indicating what not to do with them. One company - Beagle Brothers - took it to a comical extreme by providing idiomatics that included images indicating you shouldn't run over floppy disks with a forklift, cut them in to eights and eat them like a pizza, feed them to an alligator, etc...
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Post by: rivka on August 18, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
Are people in their 20's and 30's familiar with "Do not fold, spindle or mutilate", instructions that used to come on the punch card that came in your bills?  I haven't seen or heard that phrase in a while, and I don't know if it is still in the common parlance.
No.
But I am the same age as Porter, and certainly am familiar with it. Haven't heard it for a while, though.
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Post by: Nighthawk on August 20, 2013, 02:22:12 PM
4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence (http://www.theonion.com/articles/4-copy-editors-killed-in-ongoing-ap-style-chicago,30806/)
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Post by: Jonathon on August 20, 2013, 02:43:35 PM
*ahem*

4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence (http://www.theonion.com/articles/4-copy-editors-killed-in-ongoing-ap-style-chicago,30806/)
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Post by: Nighthawk on August 20, 2013, 09:59:31 PM
OK, sure, the article's from January... but can you honestly say that anything has been done to suppress the wanton violence in the streets? Who knows what untold bloodshed caused by the Oxford Comma is kept from the mainstream media? We must bring this violence to the forefront, repeatedly! Think of the children!
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 24, 2013, 11:01:15 AM
So turns out that originally, "lousy" refers to "being infested with lice", and "nit picking" is, you guess it, picking at the eggs of lice. This was something in the past you commonly did each day to deal with the cursed things.

As an aside, the singular form of "lice" is "louse".

Aren't you glad we don't have to deal with them on even an infrequent basis?
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Post by: rivka on August 24, 2013, 09:20:15 PM
Aren't you glad we don't have to deal with them on even an infrequent basis?
Um . . .
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 24, 2013, 11:38:06 PM
Aren't you glad we don't have to deal with them on even an infrequent basis?
Um . . .
I submit that if frequency is defined by many parts of Europe in the Middle Ages, your location falls under "infrequent".
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Post by: rivka on August 24, 2013, 11:54:14 PM
Fair enough. However, I do own special combs for nit-picking, and my daughter's school requires all students to pass a lice check before school starts (and often once or twice during the year as well).
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 25, 2013, 07:22:20 AM
Fair enough. However, I do own special combs for nit-picking, and my daughter's school requires all students to pass a lice check before school starts (and often once or twice during the year as well).
That is significantly more frequent than I have had to deal with them. You should move to a location less hospitable for life. ;)
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Post by: rivka on August 25, 2013, 07:42:39 AM
No.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 25, 2013, 10:25:04 AM
Deserts are awesome. I forget about this and then I visit the East Coast for a while and I go to pour out my cereal and a roach is riding the corn flakes.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 25, 2013, 10:58:50 AM
We had a lot of roaches in Arizona.
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 25, 2013, 11:35:26 AM
O.o

Now I am worried that I haven't seen one. Where should I be looking?!
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Post by: Nighthawk on August 25, 2013, 12:20:06 PM
Our Palmetto Bugs laugh at your puny roaches.
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Post by: rivka on August 25, 2013, 12:29:42 PM
Where should I be looking?!
The cornflakes, according to Annie.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 25, 2013, 04:50:38 PM
We had a lot of roaches in Arizona.

Added to the list of reasons to never live in Arizona.

Although, to be fair, I've lived in places (Japan, Taiwan, China) that have plenty of roaches and was just fortunate enough to live in buildings that didn't have problems.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 25, 2013, 06:21:11 PM
O.o

Now I am worried that I haven't seen one. Where should I be looking?!

My understanding is that they're not necessarily everywhere but infest certain areas. Maybe you're lucky enough to be living in a place without them.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 26, 2013, 10:58:23 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2490.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2479)
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Post by: rivka on August 27, 2013, 08:56:06 AM
Typos can be expensive. Some more than others. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/26/israel-corporation-share-price-drops_n_3816480.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009)
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 27, 2013, 09:10:50 AM
Typos can be expensive. Some more than others. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/26/israel-corporation-share-price-drops_n_3816480.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009)
Oh that I could have traded on that information. ;)
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Post by: Porter on August 28, 2013, 09:19:48 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2490.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2479)
This is the coolest thing I've seen all day. :cool:
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 30, 2013, 08:23:23 AM
Have there been any studies on the relationship between linguistics and marketing? I saw this today and cringed at the apostrophe, but at the same time Purina is using a made-up word. It feels like in that case the apostrophe lets us know that to some extent.

(http://www.petco.com/assets/product_images/0/017800520904C.jpg)
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Post by: Jonathon on August 30, 2013, 08:35:53 AM
It's not made-up, and I think you could actually argue that the apostrophe is essential to indicate g-dropping (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonological_history_of_English_consonants#G-dropping) (which is not really /g/ dropping but merely /ŋ/ fronting). Thus licking is spelled lickin' to show the pronunciation, and then lickin' is made plural by simply adding an s.
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 30, 2013, 12:25:01 PM
Interesting. I don't think "lickings" in that context is a word is it?
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Post by: Jonathon on August 30, 2013, 12:33:35 PM
How is it not a word?
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 30, 2013, 02:55:04 PM
It's a word in the same weird way they keep making nouns out of verbs for food words. I don't know why it bugs me so much, but I hate when products are named things like "bakes" or "dunks." Double rage points if they're pluralized with a Z.
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 30, 2013, 03:49:05 PM
How is it not a word?
So it's a word in that in the US we might say, "He did wrong, but he took his lickings and paid his debt."

But this product isn't using it that way, and unless the word exists because they just made it up and copyrighted it, I don't see it anywhere else.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 30, 2013, 04:30:18 PM
It's a word in the sense that it has a conventional form and a meaning that both the writer and reader understand. It's even grammatically well-formed. You can take a verb, add -ing to make it a gerund (which is a type of verbal noun), and then pluralize it by adding -s. Presto! It's a word, even if it's not in a dictionary.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 30, 2013, 04:36:30 PM
By the way, the OED has this as its first definition of licking:

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The action of lick v.; the action of passing the tongue over something, of fashioning into shape, etc.

The idea of beating someone is apparently a figurative extension of this.
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 30, 2013, 05:04:28 PM
Thanks for the explanation.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 30, 2013, 09:38:32 PM
It's still a stupid name for a cat treat, I'm with you there.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 03, 2013, 04:15:13 PM
This is more fun than funny: http://greatlanguagegame.com/

You listen to a sound clip and have to guess which language it is. My highest score so far is 500. Just to warn you, though, it's really slow. Just click the buttons once and wait for it to go.
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Post by: dkw on September 03, 2013, 05:08:22 PM
That is fun.  I was on a roll, and then I got a series of languages I'd never even heard of.  Final score 150.   :(

Edit:  200
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Post by: Brinestone on September 03, 2013, 08:52:56 PM
First try: 400, and I feel stupid that I missed Dutch because my parents speak it with bad accents. I guess I just assumed I'd understand more if it were Dutch, so I guessed the other option.

Second try: 350. I swear I didn't see Spanish as an option on the last one. I thought it sounded like a Romance language, but it was too quiet to pick out individual words.
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Post by: rivka on September 03, 2013, 09:34:42 PM
First try: 350. Second: 450. If I had gotten Yiddish wrong, I would have had to slink away in shame. But I had trouble with all the Asian ones but Mandarin and Japanese. Those I recognize. And I could tell Russian (and similar) languages, except when it was telling Russian from Croatian or other close languages. (Wikipedia seems to imply those two are not actually especially close. Whatever, they sounded too much alike for my ear.)
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Post by: BlackBlade on September 03, 2013, 09:40:38 PM
350
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Post by: Porter on September 11, 2013, 07:25:11 AM
350
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 11, 2013, 07:38:54 AM
I keep maxing out at 400. It's super unfair when they put several Slavic languages as the only choices. :p
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Post by: Jonathon on September 11, 2013, 08:18:42 AM
Seriously. If Czech and Slovak are mutually intelligible, how's anyone supposed to tell them apart?
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 11, 2013, 09:07:17 AM
That also makes me think about how interesting political differences make things. Czech and Slovak are politically distinct, so we present them as two languages. But there are so many distinct dialects of Chinese that none of us would ever stand a chance in the game were they all recognized. Yet the politics dictate that there's only Mandarin and Cantonese - even native Chinese don't consider their mother tongues to be "real languages" because of the way they've been raised.

eta: I had a conversation with one of my students on a bus in Taiwan. He was telling me how jealous he was that I could speak multiple languages. I told him "Well, you can already speak two, and you're learning English."

"What do you mean? I only speak Chinese."

"What does your family speak at home? Taiyu? Or maybe Hakka?"

"Oh, Hakka, but that's not a language."

Hakka is unintelligible to speakers of Taiyu, Mandarin and Cantonese.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 11, 2013, 09:56:40 AM
Have you read You Are What You Speak (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0553807870/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0553807870&linkCode=as2&tag=galaccactu-20)? It talks a lot about language politics like that. I think you'd really like it.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 11, 2013, 06:35:26 PM
I haven't - sounds really interesting!
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 12, 2013, 08:54:30 AM
I got 500.
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Post by: BlackBlade on September 12, 2013, 09:09:25 AM
That also makes me think about how interesting political differences make things. Czech and Slovak are politically distinct, so we present them as two languages. But there are so many distinct dialects of Chinese that none of us would ever stand a chance in the game were they all recognized. Yet the politics dictate that there's only Mandarin and Cantonese - even native Chinese don't consider their mother tongues to be "real languages" because of the way they've been raised.

eta: I had a conversation with one of my students on a bus in Taiwan. He was telling me how jealous he was that I could speak multiple languages. I told him "Well, you can already speak two, and you're learning English."

"What do you mean? I only speak Chinese."

"What does your family speak at home? Taiyu? Or maybe Hakka?"

"Oh, Hakka, but that's not a language."

Hakka is unintelligible to speakers of Taiyu, Mandarin and Cantonese.
I'm sure I've had this exact same conversation before.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 13, 2013, 11:31:55 AM
Grammar Rumble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2YLNgJ6BtI)
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Post by: rivka on September 13, 2013, 12:49:40 PM
 :D
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Post by: Jonathon on September 18, 2013, 11:51:19 AM
I don't remember if I posted this before, but even if I did, it's worth posting again: http://whatshouldwecalllinguistics.tumblr.com (warning: language)

I just read through the whole thing during lunch and kept cracking up.
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Post by: Brinestone on September 18, 2013, 12:25:33 PM
I was surprised by how many of those went over my head completely. I kept reading them and going, "I know some of those words."
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Post by: Jonathon on September 18, 2013, 12:29:08 PM
A lot of them went over my head too, but somehow I still found them funny.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 18, 2013, 05:33:51 PM
I always wonder about the people who make tumblrs like that. Do they have a giant repository of gifs open somewhere? How long do those take them?
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Post by: Jonathon on September 19, 2013, 12:03:15 PM
I assume a lot of them are pulled from other meme sites, but that's still a lot of work.
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Post by: BlackBlade on September 23, 2013, 06:28:49 PM
So, I've been using "what the what" for quite some time. Probably since high school at some point with variations in frequency, but it was always there. I'm sure I came up with it by myself. The only high-profile show I can think of using it was 30-Rock some time ago, and that might have been when it the phrase reached critical mass. But I'm starting to see it all over now, and I'd like to think I was part of it's propagation.

I think it's more likely than my tacking on the phrase "True story" to all sorts of accounts of things happening giving rise to that meme.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm involved in language development!
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Post by: BlackBlade on September 27, 2013, 08:42:28 PM
Submitted without comment. (http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-genuinely-offensive-font-choices-that-must-be-stopped/)
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Post by: Porter on October 02, 2013, 07:21:26 AM
#1 isn't even about a font.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 02, 2013, 07:46:53 AM
While I can understand that some fonts are better designed or more in style than others, it is nothing that I feel any passion about.  I have a hard time understanding the strong feelings that some people have about typefaces.  It seems to me a silly thing to get passionate about.
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Post by: BlackBlade on October 02, 2013, 12:21:36 PM
#1 isn't even about a font.
True! But do you agree that should stop?
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Post by: Porter on October 02, 2013, 02:16:57 PM
No.
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Post by: rivka on October 02, 2013, 02:56:36 PM
I agree with Porter.

(I really wanted to reply using this font (http://www.moorstation.org/typoasis/designers/steffmann/img/t/tanach.gif), but can't figure out how.)
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Post by: Jonathon on October 23, 2013, 11:33:23 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2524.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2513)
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Post by: Jonathon on November 01, 2013, 08:20:55 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/third_way.png) (http://xkcd.com/1285/)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 01, 2013, 10:08:37 AM
Page break after each sentence!
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 01, 2013, 10:09:01 AM
It's the forth way.
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Post by: Nighthawk on November 19, 2013, 11:07:13 AM
(http://www.moonlancer.net/Images/Perfection.jpg)

*facepalm!*
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Post by: rivka on November 20, 2013, 07:03:37 AM
Literally? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jh4Mpgbi4A)
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Post by: Jonathon on November 20, 2013, 08:13:25 AM
My coworker showed me that the other day. :)
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Post by: Porter on November 20, 2013, 10:51:32 AM
Literally? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jh4Mpgbi4A)
:D
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Post by: Jonathon on November 20, 2013, 03:51:35 PM
So this might not make much sense to non-German-speakers (I didn't catch it all myself), but I still have to share.

Rhabarberbarbara (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG62zay3kck) (Rhubarb Barbara)
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on November 20, 2013, 05:13:02 PM
As a very-minimal-German understander, I still loved it. :)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 20, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
Now I'm wishing that English could invent new compound words like that, for the delight of it.
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Post by: Jonathon on November 26, 2013, 03:23:28 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2543.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2532)

So good, I'm posting it here and in the Image of the Day thread! You can't stop me, chumps!
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Post by: BlackBlade on November 26, 2013, 05:58:55 PM
That really is kinda awesome. I think overmorrow and ereyesterday need to come back. Also fortnight.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 26, 2013, 09:04:54 PM
In a couple of weeks.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on November 27, 2013, 04:48:49 PM
With semantic density this low, we must be insane!
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Post by: Jonathon on December 02, 2013, 12:46:39 PM
I'm not sure if this is more funny or interesting, but here it is: "A Linguist Explains the Rules of Summoning Benedict Cumberbatch (http://the-toast.net/2013/12/02/a-linguist-explains-the-rules-of-summoning-benedict-cumberbatch/)".
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Post by: rivka on December 02, 2013, 01:07:45 PM
I'm not sure if this is more funny or interesting
Definitely both. The whole thing was fascinating, but I lost it at "Here are some cumbergraphs".
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on December 02, 2013, 05:55:09 PM
So the "Frumious Bandersnatch" of Jabberwocky lore qualifies, yes?
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Post by: BlackBlade on December 02, 2013, 07:59:51 PM
So the "Frumious Bandersnatch" of Jabberwocky lore qualifies, yes?
Oh my gosh yes. Although the Jub Jub Bird does not unfortunately.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 05, 2013, 01:44:21 PM
So the "Frumious Bandersnatch" of Jabberwocky lore qualifies, yes?

Yes indeed.
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Post by: Nighthawk on December 10, 2013, 02:24:42 PM
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Post by: pooka on December 13, 2013, 12:01:52 PM
 :D
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Post by: Anna on December 31, 2013, 02:39:35 AM
It had to happen: there are many English words used in French, so I read my first grocer's apostrophe on a French poster yesterday.
"Ipad's à gagner !"
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Post by: rivka on December 31, 2013, 07:05:00 AM
Nooooooo! It's spreading!
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Post by: Jonathon on December 31, 2013, 07:48:38 AM
Quelle dommage!
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Post by: Jonathon on January 02, 2014, 02:40:52 PM
A pretty good dialect quiz, but it keeps telling me I'm from Worcester, Massachusetts (http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2014/01/what-do-yall-yinz-and-yix-call-stretchy-office-supplies.html). :\

(warning: some bad language)
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Post by: pooka on January 04, 2014, 11:55:05 AM
How do we know you're not?
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Post by: Jonathon on January 06, 2014, 03:04:38 PM
I played a small part in creating a new linguistics meme today: Indo-European Jones (http://stancarey.wordpress.com/2014/01/06/introducing-indo-european-jones/).
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Post by: rivka on January 06, 2014, 03:34:52 PM
 :D
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on January 06, 2014, 04:30:53 PM
The grammar nazis one is the best :)
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Post by: Jonathon on January 07, 2014, 09:41:36 AM
Yeah. I also really love this one that someone posted on Twitter:

(http://stancarey.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/glossaria-indo-european-jones-meme-you-go-first.jpg?w=450)
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Post by: Brinestone on January 07, 2014, 10:01:08 AM
 :D
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on January 07, 2014, 01:40:21 PM
:)

Although I'd like it slightly better as:

(http://i.imgur.com/rtvq7MI.png)
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on January 07, 2014, 01:47:15 PM
And apologies to the original blogger, but

(http://i.imgur.com/smh4uSJ.png)
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Post by: Jonathon on January 07, 2014, 02:00:44 PM
Heh. I showed the blog post to a coworker, and he complained about the font too.
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Post by: Brinestone on January 07, 2014, 08:01:28 PM
I think Annie's is my new favorite.
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Post by: BlackBlade on January 13, 2014, 11:52:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/I6uNlcj.jpg)
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Post by: Jonathon on January 16, 2014, 12:32:10 PM
Listen to this audio pronunciation of mwahahaha (http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/mwahahaha).
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Post by: rivka on January 16, 2014, 01:13:11 PM
Yeah, that's amusing.
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Post by: Jonathon on January 16, 2014, 01:17:58 PM
Seriously, dude, say it with some feeling!
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Post by: Jonathon on January 17, 2014, 11:52:08 AM
(http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2014-01-16-figuratively.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1389902007834) (http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2014/1/16/how-to-deal-with-definition-creep.html)
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Post by: rivka on January 17, 2014, 11:55:06 AM
I am torn between amused and irritated.

I think that means it worked. :P
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Post by: Jonathon on January 17, 2014, 12:01:29 PM
On Twitter, Peter Sokolowski (an editor for Merriam-Webster) noted that the boss used the Merriam-Webster's Collegiate (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally) definition. Then I pointed out that the boss apparently failed to read the usage note under the definition.
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Post by: pooka on January 19, 2014, 09:24:41 PM
I knew a guy who overused literally, but he pronounced it "lit'rally."  Maybe it's not a problem then. 
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Post by: Brinestone on January 20, 2014, 07:26:58 AM
You knew Chris Traeger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9GVKxSiQVM)?
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on January 20, 2014, 04:03:49 PM
You knew Chris Traeger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9GVKxSiQVM)?

:lol:
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Post by: Jonathon on February 03, 2014, 01:34:11 PM
How to pronounce February (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skUfQYr47QQ)
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Post by: rivka on February 03, 2014, 02:14:28 PM
That entire series is amusing, although a bit mean (because people will find them when googling and believe some of them).
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Post by: rivka on February 04, 2014, 10:21:10 AM
“And the Canaanites slew the Amirites, because they had done evil in the name of linguistic brevity.” (http://chronicle.com/blogs/linguafranca/2014/01/31/amirite)
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on February 04, 2014, 01:07:30 PM
That entire series is amusing, although a bit mean (because people will find them when googling and believe some of them).

People like blood sausage, Rita. People are morons.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on February 04, 2014, 01:08:47 PM
“And the Canaanites slew the Amirites, because they had done evil in the name of linguistic brevity.” (http://chronicle.com/blogs/linguafranca/2014/01/31/amirite)

Am I right or am I right? Or amirite?

Man, it's a good thing I watched Groundhog Day this weekend.
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Post by: rivka on February 04, 2014, 04:24:10 PM
*raised eyebrow*

Good for whom?

;)
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Post by: pooka on February 06, 2014, 01:22:28 PM
Right, Right, Right!

Today I needed to respond to a post on the subject of whether language acquisition demonstrates classical and operative conditioning.   >_<
This is for a human development class, so the class has no background in linguistics whatsoever.  I tried to express the argument for an instinctual component to language by
1.  Saying there are infinite combinations of bad sentences, which we learn to detect without hearing and processing bad reinforcement for each of them.  
2.  Children know functional (as opposed to proper grammar) without actually being able to articulate even basic grammatical concepts such as what is an adverb and what is a preposition (since they are still trying to learn this stuff in middle school).
3.  People can understand Yoda even though his sentences are nonstandard, and can turn around and produce yoda-ese and their friends can appreciate the fact that that is what they are doing.  

The desk, my head has bashed.  

P.S.  In refreshing my memory for this exercise, I came across a project where they have a computer that has learned English by reading the Wall Street Journal.   At least, I think that's what they were claiming. Got me thinking about the whole "written English ain't a natural language" thing again.  I was mostly trying to decide whether it was worth cleaning out the con arguments from the pro section of the Poverty of Stimulus article on wikipedia.  I also think organic chemistry nomenclature is a separate language so "longest English words" that are for complex molecules don't count.  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_of_the_stimulus#Against_the_argument

It was interesting to see that the Human Development Textbook still names Chomsky as the star of innate language acquisition, then synthesizes it with a hybrid theory.  I mean, obviously there is some nurture at play in language development or we'd all speak the same language.

And to turn this into a whole frequin' blog post, I guess the reason I didn't lead with a primary post on language acquisition is because my toddler can't talk.   :ninja:
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Post by: Jonathon on February 06, 2014, 02:00:15 PM
“And the Canaanites slew the Amirites, because they had done evil in the name of linguistic brevity.” (http://chronicle.com/blogs/linguafranca/2014/01/31/amirite)

I loved the opening line, but I was disappointed to find that it was just a cranky old guy complaining about some new thing that he doesn't like. And I don't think it's really about brevity, which explains why it's not limited to Twitter—to me it's ironic or slightly self-mocking and is usually used to signal that someone has said something stupidly obvious or made some kind of lame joke.
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Post by: rivka on February 06, 2014, 02:11:38 PM
I agree that the best line of the piece was the one I quoted.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on February 07, 2014, 09:47:38 AM
Pooka - Behaviorist views of language acquisition are bupkis. Is that specific enough?
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Post by: Jonathon on February 10, 2014, 02:36:46 PM
I got a kick out of this:

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Forget fantasies of a future where artificially intelligent agents assist us under the enlightened ethical regime of Asimov’s famous Three Laws. It won’t be like that. Programs governing robots’ behavior will continue to be written ad hoc by tunnel-visioned specialists with no understanding of psychology, social interaction, or elementary pragmatics, let alone ethics; robots will fail even on minimal politeness. Mark my words.

link (http://chronicle.com/blogs/linguafranca/2014/02/10/politeness-in-refereeing-favor-requests/)
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Post by: rivka on February 10, 2014, 02:42:09 PM
He is complaining about something that -- by his own report -- means he got the one message mere seconds before the other.

Talk about first world problems . . .
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Post by: Jonathon on February 10, 2014, 02:51:50 PM
Exactly. But the fact that it was mere seconds is irrelevant; it's still a violation of the normal pragmatics of asking a favor, and it can only happen because it's automated.
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Post by: rivka on February 10, 2014, 03:04:45 PM
Except it sounds like (from the comments) that it's actually not exactly automated. You have to create the new user account to send out an invite. But the sending of the invite (and the "yes, create a new account") are both triggered by a person.

I have similar things happen all the time, for systems that require credentials. If I never log in, the credentials expire after x hours or days. Unlike the physical keys he uses as an analog, there's no real reason not to create and supply the "key" immediately.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 12, 2014, 11:30:50 AM
(http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2014-02-11-mean.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1392145249141) (http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2014/2/11/how-to-figure-out-what-they-meant-by-that.html)
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Post by: Jonathon on February 12, 2014, 11:34:22 AM
Except it sounds like (from the comments) that it's actually not exactly automated. You have to create the new user account to send out an invite. But the sending of the invite (and the "yes, create a new account") are both triggered by a person.

I have similar things happen all the time, for systems that require credentials. If I never log in, the credentials expire after x hours or days. Unlike the physical keys he uses as an analog, there's no real reason not to create and supply the "key" immediately.

Okay, it's not exactly automated. But it's still set up in a way that flouts the normal conventions of asking someone to do something. And frankly, I don't understand why you can't sent out an invite without adding someone to a database (and thus triggering the first email) first. Why can't you just email someone? Or email them through the system, and when they accept, create the account credentials?
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Post by: BlackBlade on February 12, 2014, 12:04:12 PM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is pretty much the key for understanding people in Taiwan.
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Post by: rivka on February 12, 2014, 02:06:42 PM
Or email them through the system, and when they accept, create the account credentials?
This is quite likely impossible.

Emailing them directly probably is possible, but it's often not what people are used to doing.
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Post by: dkw on February 13, 2014, 07:12:11 AM
Let the person enter text for the "automatic" email when they're setting up the account so the recipient gets one email that has the text of the request and then "if you are willing, please use the following login information."
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Post by: rivka on February 21, 2014, 10:10:06 AM
On Little Bunny Foo Foo (http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/the-hoax-behind-little-bunny-foo-foo)
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Post by: dkw on February 21, 2014, 12:45:23 PM
I have never heard of foo foo as a synonym for frou frou.
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Post by: rivka on February 21, 2014, 02:56:03 PM
I have, but I've generally assumed it's a mistake.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 04, 2014, 04:20:21 PM
"How the Grinch Stole Grammar (http://stroppyeditor.wordpress.com/2014/03/04/how-the-grinch-stole-grammar)"
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Post by: Ela on March 04, 2014, 04:57:22 PM
Ha!  :D
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Post by: Brinestone on March 05, 2014, 11:01:14 AM
That was some pretty impressive rhyming and meter, I gotta say.
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Post by: BlackBlade on March 25, 2014, 01:20:23 PM
Comb
Bomb
Tomb

Of course that one consonant at the beginning completely changes the vowel sound.

Tortoise
Noise
Deboise

All from French, all completely different pronunciations because spelling needs to be stupid.
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Post by: dkw on March 25, 2014, 02:45:37 PM
Ache
Mustache

Laughter
Daughter

Heard
Beard

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Post by: rivka on March 25, 2014, 03:47:32 PM
There's a whole poem about words ending in ough. It ends with the guy killing his tutor with an rough (to rhyme with lough).

Let's see if I can find it . . .

Here we go. (http://grammar.about.com/od/words/a/OUGHpoem.htm)
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Post by: Dobie on March 27, 2014, 03:14:12 PM
Like everything else in life, it was done better on "I Love Lucy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g10jFL423ho#t=122).
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Post by: rivka on April 01, 2014, 10:59:25 PM
If this YouTube video (posted today) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXa8cO9mXFk) sounds familiar, that's because it steals liberally from a poem of obscure origin (http://www.cupola.com/html/wordplay/english1.htm).
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Post by: rivka on April 17, 2014, 10:47:16 AM
https://twitter.com/AcademicsSay/status/456248690261655553/photo/1
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Post by: Jonathon on April 17, 2014, 10:48:17 AM
 :D
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 11, 2014, 07:33:41 AM
A colleague was talking about how her daughter would be starting kindergarten in the fall, and it made me nostalgic for when I started kindergarten.  I remember being very impressed and excited about all the big words and important people we were learning, even if I couldn't quite figure out the meanings yet.  Words like "daunserly" and "toothery" and people like Richard Stands (that's who the Public was for, as in "and toothery public for Richard Stands".


Do they still start out the day in kindergarten with the Plejja Valigents and the Star Spangled Banner? I went to kindergarten almost 44 years ago.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on June 11, 2014, 10:23:46 AM
:)

Ramona Quimby thought it was a "dawnzer" and it had a "lee light."
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 11, 2014, 11:45:15 AM
Daunserly is an adjective, clearly, that modifies light.  It is the kind of word that only educated people know (nursery school education is not enough, you need to go all the way to real school).
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 11, 2014, 11:46:55 AM
My ma was a school teacher, and she said that the kids in her class thought that The Star Spangled Banner was addressing some guy named Jose:  "Jose, can you see . . ."
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 11, 2014, 04:25:38 PM
I honestly don't know if we did the pledge of allegiance at all in my school. I definitely did it in cub scouts, but I'm not sure if that's where I learned it.
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Post by: dkw on June 11, 2014, 06:58:20 PM
Our school says the pledge every day, but they do not sing the national anthem.  The kids learn a bunch of other (easier to sing) patriotic songs in music class.
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Post by: BlackBlade on June 11, 2014, 08:14:36 PM
Yeah. My school was an American curriculum and owned by the Missouri Lutheran Synod. So part of me feels like in elementary school they probably taught us the pledge of allegiance, but we certainly didn't recite it in middle school or high school. It would have probably been problematic because we were like 30% American while I was there, and obviously other countries nationals wouldn't be required to say the pledge.

We did have mandatory chapel all through school. Maybe it balances out.
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Post by: Brinestone on June 12, 2014, 03:42:51 PM
My kids say the pledge every day at public school.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 13, 2014, 08:44:33 AM
I keep hearing about the World Cup on the radio, and every time, I think about how a Brazilian sounds like a really huge number.

She dated two Brazilian guys when she was in high school.  (What a promiscuous young lady!)

Three Brazilian tourists were injured in the bus accident (That must have been a very overcrowded bus!)
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on June 14, 2014, 08:13:20 PM
I've heard jokes with different variations of that punchline and they are without fail hilarious. One of them had one of George W. Bush's advisors telling him that they had 100 Brazilian troops pledged to help in a military maneuver.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 30, 2014, 06:15:04 PM
Why do we even call it a suitcase?  We don't put suits in it.  We put suits in a garment bag.  The garment bag should be the suitcase and the suitcase should be the garment bag.

My grandparents used to call a small suitcase a valise, but I don't ever hear anyone call it that anymore; they say overnight bag, so it's not like we're opposed to changing the names of the luggage.
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Post by: BlackBlade on July 09, 2014, 01:06:49 AM
Jonathon: You might as well add to your knowledge base by learning the CIA's Style Manual (http://qz.com/231110/writing-tips-from-the-cias-ruthless-style-manual/).

Link to actual guide (http://www.nationalsecuritylaw.org/files/received/CIA/DI_Style_Manual.pdf?_ga=1.93132123.773123115.1404947147).
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on July 10, 2014, 11:05:22 AM
Why do we even call it a suitcase?  We don't put suits in it.  We put suits in a garment bag.  The garment bag should be the suitcase and the suitcase should be the garment bag.

Garment box, maybe? Because it's harder than a bag. And the suits will be going into something softer. A suitbag.

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My grandparents used to call a small suitcase a valise, but I don't ever hear anyone call it that anymore;

French people say it all the time ;)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on July 16, 2014, 07:03:00 AM
Can anyone explain to me why they are called movie trailers, when they show them before the movie?
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Post by: rivka on July 16, 2014, 07:22:20 AM
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2270/why-are-they-called-trailers-if-theyre-shown-em-before-em-the-movie
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Post by: Tante Shvester on July 16, 2014, 07:29:29 AM
Thanks!
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Post by: Porter on July 20, 2014, 08:07:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ou1ewuX.jpg)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on July 23, 2014, 09:23:59 AM
Tales from the Crypt must have been written by a cryptographer.
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Post by: Jonathon on July 28, 2014, 01:56:38 PM
I just saw this joke (https://twitter.com/JonnyGeller/status/493838541689192448) on Twitter:

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How many copy editors does it take to change a light bulb? Too.
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Post by: rivka on July 28, 2014, 04:56:15 PM
 :peek:
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Post by: pooka on July 30, 2014, 04:59:17 PM
LOL. Just catching up on the thread. Loved the Walken comma especially.
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 22, 2014, 08:48:24 AM
Take the phrase, "If it's all the same to you." How would you explain that phrase to somebody learning English? Paying particular attention to how the meaning is derived from the specific words used.

I'm kinda failing at it.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 22, 2014, 12:45:59 PM
How about "If all the options are of equal value to you"?

it = the different choices or options
same = same value or worth

If it's all the same to you, then you don't see one option as being better than another, and thus you don't have a preference.
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 22, 2014, 04:17:21 PM
The problem is the phrase is often used to assert that a person should stop having a disparate value on all the options. Like a detective walking in to a room and a person asking, "Who are you?"

"If it's all the same to you, I'll be asking the questions here."

Or if you're on a walk and suddenly a person walking with you doesn't feel well,

"If it's all the same to you, I'll just sit down here for a minute."

Is it used in such a way that a person *isn't* asserting a position and asking you to be OK with it?
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Post by: Dro_Trebor on August 23, 2014, 09:52:01 AM
I don't think that invalidates Jonathon's explanation, though. Sarcastic use of a common hares s understood to flip its meaning  or put a non-literal spin on it. It shouldn't be expected to track to a literal, or even typical figurative use of the phrase.

Like the joke about two negatives make a positive, but two positives don't make a negative.  "Yeah right!"
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 23, 2014, 12:16:55 PM
I'm not trying to invalidate it, I'm honestly asking if it's used in a non-assertive way.
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Post by: dkw on August 23, 2014, 01:18:23 PM
Not completely non-assertive, but definitely in a non-sarcastic way to say "I think we should do it this way, if it doesn't conflict with your preference."

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Post by: Jonathon on August 25, 2014, 08:28:17 AM
I think Bob and Dana are right. The detective is being sarcastic, but the person on a walk is not. They're just kind of assuming that the other person doesn't mind.
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Post by: BlackBlade on August 25, 2014, 09:16:26 AM
So is it ever used, where the person being asked, "If it's all the same to you" is actually being asked if it's all the same to them?
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Post by: Jonathon on August 25, 2014, 09:33:30 AM
Yes, but it's not really directly asking—it's it's giving the other person the opportunity to voice their opinion if they have a conflicting one.
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Post by: Dro_Trebor on August 25, 2014, 12:38:09 PM
Example:
If it's all the same to you, I'd like to change the topic to the phrase "your mother"
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Post by: dkw on August 25, 2014, 06:54:10 PM
So is it ever used, where the person being asked, "If it's all the same to you" is actually being asked if it's all the same to them?

No one is being asked anything.  It's a statement -- "unless you object I'm going to do X."  If it were a question it would be "Do you mind . . .?" (Which is also often used sarcastically.)
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Post by: Jonathon on September 03, 2014, 10:18:09 AM
For the hyperliteral among us (http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3470#comic).
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Post by: Nighthawk on September 04, 2014, 02:19:57 PM
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 05, 2014, 11:53:45 AM
Oh, goodness!
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Post by: Dro_Trebor on September 06, 2014, 05:03:44 AM
For the hyperliteral among us (http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3470#comic).

That comic is in violation of the TOS.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: rivka on September 09, 2014, 07:43:48 AM
http://dianeduane.com/outofambit/2014/09/09/cripes-im-cited-oxford-english-dictionary/
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Post by: Jonathon on September 09, 2014, 08:47:01 AM
 B)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 12, 2014, 08:56:46 AM
Broker is a funny name for someone who helps you with your investments.
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Post by: BlackBlade on October 12, 2014, 09:01:16 AM
Broker is a funny name for someone who helps you with your investments.
I wonder if it has to do with the word "brook" as in, "I will brook no protest."
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 12, 2014, 01:03:17 PM
I'd want someone who was richer, not broker.
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Post by: BlackBlade on October 12, 2014, 02:00:59 PM
I'd want someone who was richer, not broker.
If he was richer he wouldn't be too sweet on making you money.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 14, 2014, 01:11:09 PM
(http://partiallyclips.com/comics/2014-10-13_police_officer.jpg) (http://partiallyclips.com/2014/10/13/police-officer/)
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Post by: Sputnik on October 14, 2014, 03:44:43 PM
I was going to say this guy really is a son of a gun, but then the guy said "literally" in the wrong context, so he deserves it. ;)
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Post by: Jonathon on October 14, 2014, 03:54:15 PM
I was going to say this guy really is a son of a gun, but then the guy said "literally" in the wrong context, so he deserves it. ;)

You could make the same argument about really that most people make about literally. :p
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Post by: Sputnik on October 14, 2014, 03:58:26 PM
No, Really can be used simply in emphasis of your figurative claim, however literally is bound by absolute definition to only mean actuality and reality of your claim.  "Man, that guy really is a jerk!" could mean he's just super mean, where as "Man, that guy is literally a jerk!" means they're calling a short, pulling action a "guy".
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Post by: Jonathon on October 14, 2014, 04:01:06 PM
So literally means "in a literal manner" but really doesn't mean "in a real manner"? Why not?
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Post by: Jonathon on October 14, 2014, 04:01:37 PM
Unrelatedly, "How To Talk To Babies About Semiotics" (http://"http://the-toast.net/2014/10/14/talk-babies-semiotics/").
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Post by: BlackBlade on October 16, 2014, 11:15:19 AM
Seemingly obvious in retrospect, the "phil-" in "philharmonic" is from the Greek "philos" or to love. So philharmonic simply means to love music.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 16, 2014, 11:28:05 AM
I wonder if anyone's ever made a misharmonic orchestra.
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Post by: BlackBlade on October 16, 2014, 11:30:29 AM
I wonder if anyone's ever made a misharmonic orchestra.
Or a malharmonic one. :)
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Post by: Nighthawk on October 16, 2014, 01:22:48 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0FKPo9IAAAA58v.jpg)
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Post by: Jonathon on October 16, 2014, 01:29:49 PM
It took me a minute to see it, but then :D
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Post by: BlackBlade on October 16, 2014, 02:05:03 PM
Some of us still can't figure it out.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 16, 2014, 02:32:40 PM
It's the small script font at the bottom—it's lorem ipsum text.
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Post by: Keith on October 16, 2014, 03:02:38 PM
Unrelatedly, "How To Talk To Babies About Semiotics" (http://"http://the-toast.net/2014/10/14/talk-babies-semiotics/").

This made me laugh pretty hard.
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Post by: Sputnik on October 17, 2014, 06:54:26 PM
I don't get it.
Dang it!  Keith posted nanoseconds before I did! :angry:
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 18, 2014, 07:01:12 PM
I wonder if anyone's ever made a misharmonic orchestra.

I took violin in elementary school.   Our elementary school orchestra was pretty misharmonic.
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Post by: rivka on October 19, 2014, 02:32:32 PM
It took me a minute to see it, but then :D
Exactly.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 22, 2014, 01:02:00 PM
(http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/WatchBatteries.jpg)

Watch them do what?
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Post by: rivka on October 22, 2014, 01:42:20 PM
Tricks of some sort, one assumes.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 22, 2014, 08:40:50 PM
Perhaps they have a boxing match on TV.
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Post by: rivka on October 22, 2014, 08:46:25 PM
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/images3/i/2004/11/3/e/Rim_Shot_emoticon.gif)
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Post by: Jonathon on October 23, 2014, 09:12:15 AM
I don't get it.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 23, 2014, 10:01:59 AM
Battery as in "assault and battery".
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Post by: Jonathon on October 23, 2014, 10:13:04 AM
*lightbulb*
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Post by: rivka on October 23, 2014, 10:45:29 AM
Batteries contain at least one salt, after all.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 24, 2014, 04:02:28 PM
"How to Write a Sentence (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/write-sentence)"
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Post by: rivka on October 24, 2014, 04:09:39 PM
 >_<
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Post by: Sputnik on October 27, 2014, 03:25:39 PM
 O0
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Post by: Ela on October 27, 2014, 06:12:28 PM
(http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/WatchBatteries.jpg)

Watch them do what?

Power things, presumably. (This answer compliments of Sparrow.)

Sparrow also says, "I've never seen a battery do a trick. Other than powering things."
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Post by: Jonathon on October 28, 2014, 02:14:39 PM
"blu-ray has more high-definition than a stoned dictionary (http://electronics.woot.com/plus/lg-blu-ray-players-1?ref=cnt_wp_1)"
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Post by: Ela on October 28, 2014, 09:27:48 PM
What does that mean?  ???
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Post by: Keith on October 28, 2014, 11:30:39 PM
Blu-ray: high definition, meaning the display output contains a large amount of information.
Stoned dictionary: high definitions, meaning defining words while baked.
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Post by: Ela on October 29, 2014, 08:50:12 AM
The Stoned Dictionary part is Greek to me.  :p
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Post by: Sputnik on October 29, 2014, 06:27:44 PM
"more high definition"
HIGHER definition!
Great joke though. :D
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Post by: Jonathon on October 29, 2014, 06:38:34 PM
The Stoned Dictionary part is Greek to me.  :p

You mean you still don't get it?
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Post by: Ela on October 30, 2014, 08:06:12 AM
The Stoned Dictionary part is Greek to me.  :p

You mean you still don't get it?

Yes. Maybe I'm just dense.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 30, 2014, 08:21:50 AM
Stoned and high refer to the state of intoxication that comes from drug use.  A stoner dictionary would have high definitions.  A Blu-ray player, because of the quality of its video quality, also had high definition.   It is a pun.
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Post by: Ela on October 30, 2014, 11:51:23 AM
It wasn't percolating through my brain that way. Now that it's been explained, I should have seen it.  :p
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Post by: Nighthawk on November 03, 2014, 06:32:53 AM
Ann Patchett corrects the New York Times (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/02/books/review/letters-the-sense-of-style.html?_r=0) (third one down)

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To the Editor:

I was grateful to see my book “This Is the Story of a Happy Marriage” mentioned in Paperback Row (Oct. 19). When highlighting a few of the essays in the collection, the review mentions topics ranging from “her stabilizing second marriage to her beloved dog” without benefit of comma, thus giving the impression that Sparky and I are hitched. While my love for my dog is deep, he married a dog named Maggie at Parnassus Books last summer as part of a successful fund-raiser for the Nashville Humane Association. I am married to Karl VanDevender. We are all very happy in our respective unions.

ANN PATCHETT

NASHVILLE
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Post by: rivka on November 03, 2014, 07:46:15 AM
 :D
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Post by: Jonathon on November 03, 2014, 10:23:07 AM
That's awesome.
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Post by: Nighthawk on November 05, 2014, 07:18:21 AM
Flyer for Caroline, someone who edits stuff (https://twitter.com/richdurham/status/530004213301272576/photo/1) (Warning: Language)
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Post by: Noemon on November 05, 2014, 07:16:19 PM
Quote from: Nighthawk
(Warning: Language)
You picked the right subforum!
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 17, 2014, 12:54:17 PM
Squeegee.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 11, 2014, 11:07:57 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2758.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2748)
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Post by: Jonathon on December 11, 2014, 11:54:37 AM
Mazel Tov, Molotov, Whatever (http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=16357)
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Post by: dkw on December 11, 2014, 01:03:02 PM
I should probably send that comic to all my students who have a paper due tomorrow.
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Post by: rivka on December 11, 2014, 01:11:21 PM
Dana, dooo eeet! :D


Jonathon, oy. ;)
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Post by: Jonathon on December 11, 2014, 01:48:33 PM
For the Sandra Boynton/Geoffrey Chaucer fans among us: Vikings Go Berserk (http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2014/12/vikinges-go-berserk.html).
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Post by: Brinestone on December 11, 2014, 04:57:15 PM
That's very cute.
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Post by: dkw on December 11, 2014, 07:25:00 PM
That's awesome.
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Post by: Nighthawk on December 18, 2014, 03:12:21 PM
"I am writing sentences about this game because our word processing system doesn't have poop emoji" (https://twitter.com/Neil_Irwin/status/545638756309815296)
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Post by: Jonathon on December 18, 2014, 03:13:38 PM
 :D
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Post by: Tante Shvester on December 19, 2014, 12:15:54 PM
Smorgasbord.
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Post by: Brinestone on December 20, 2014, 08:08:58 PM
That word always reminds me of the animated Charlotte's Web movie.

A fair is a VEEERitable smorgasbord smorgasbord smorgasbord after the crowds have ceased . . .
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Post by: Jonathon on December 22, 2014, 03:19:20 PM
Let's see, I know there's a silent t in there somewhere. There! That looks right.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5fGXLeIYAArC6H.jpg:large) (https://twitter.com/ChicagoManual/status/547123981950914560)
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Post by: rivka on December 22, 2014, 03:31:34 PM
Those letters look drunk.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 22, 2014, 03:38:18 PM
They might not be the only thing that was drunk.
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Post by: rivka on December 22, 2014, 04:53:38 PM
Likely so.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on December 23, 2014, 01:47:09 PM
:lol:
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Post by: Sputnik on December 23, 2014, 07:14:43 PM
Uuuugghhh...  I'm getting a stupidity meltdown!
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Post by: Nighthawk on December 26, 2014, 11:02:34 AM
Spoiler: *blink!* (click to show/hide)

Well at least they got "Manual" right...
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Post by: Sputnik on January 06, 2015, 07:49:13 PM
They need a grammatical instruction manual.  Oh wait, that's the dictionary.
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Post by: dkw on January 08, 2015, 08:33:09 AM
That would be a spelling instruction manual, not grammar, but yeah.
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Post by: Porter on January 11, 2015, 07:27:12 PM
It's also a usage/definition instruction manual.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 06, 2015, 07:48:25 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/quotative_like.png) (http://xkcd.com/1483/)
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Post by: rivka on February 06, 2015, 08:23:22 AM
 >_<
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Post by: Porter on February 06, 2015, 04:14:11 PM
:D
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Post by: pooka on March 05, 2015, 04:30:30 AM
I saved a grammar nazi logo from facebook to my tablet but i dont know where my tablet keeps stuff.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 09, 2015, 07:54:46 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2804.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2794)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 09, 2015, 08:16:46 AM
In our house, when you say "I beg your pardon", you are expected to get on your knees and clasp your hands beseechingly.
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Post by: Ela on March 09, 2015, 05:01:59 PM
My daughter the (former) English major is a big proponent of the Oxford comma.
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Post by: Nighthawk on April 23, 2015, 07:53:52 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDUySU9W8AAtA6W.jpg)

 :blink:
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Post by: Jonathon on April 23, 2015, 09:24:06 PM
I guess that's one way to write it. Not a way that anyone has ever chosen before, probably, but I guess they get points for creativity.
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Post by: pooka on April 24, 2015, 06:00:26 AM
I read a chapter from an Oxford University Press book this week.  It had Oxford commas.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on April 24, 2015, 09:09:39 AM
It had better!
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Post by: Nighthawk on May 01, 2015, 08:21:13 AM
Long live the Oxford comma!

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDzTSE2W8AApVj5.jpg)
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Post by: rivka on May 01, 2015, 09:08:29 AM
 ;D
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Post by: Keith on May 01, 2015, 11:01:30 AM
I just spent a few minutes trying to imagine the New Testament from an Objectivist perspective, but my head exploded.
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Post by: Jonathon on May 01, 2015, 11:25:19 AM
And yet a lot of Christians seem to like Rand. I don't get it.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on May 14, 2015, 09:12:13 PM
I had a very conservative Mormon facebook friend explode in outrage and then defriend me when I told her I feel that Atlas Shrugged celebrates selfishness.
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Post by: dkw on May 15, 2015, 05:44:25 AM
That's not a feeling, that's reading comprehension.  Doesn't she say it flat out?  Or is that only in Fountainhead?
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Post by: Jonathon on May 15, 2015, 07:48:18 AM
I haven't actually read anything by her, but everything I've read about her suggests that that was her philosphy in a nutshell and that she didn't exactly hide it.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on May 15, 2015, 07:51:36 AM
She wrote a book entitled "The Virtue of Selfishness".  Ayn Rand wasn't being coy about it or anything.
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Post by: Jonathon on May 28, 2015, 09:25:44 PM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1432738327-20150527.png) (http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3749)
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Post by: rivka on June 08, 2015, 11:29:46 AM
Not sure if this is more funny ha-ha or funny :facepalm:

http://chronicle.com/blogs/linguafranca/2015/06/03/how-ridic-are-the-new-scrabble-words
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Post by: Ela on June 09, 2015, 09:50:47 PM
I'd go with "face palm."
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on June 09, 2015, 09:56:23 PM
I think it's awesome. If your brain can make "frenemy" out of your Scrabble tiles, you deserve it.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 10, 2015, 08:06:00 AM
I don't have a problem with the new words, but it's worth pointing out that this is the British Scrabble dictionary, not the American one. That point seems to have been overlooked by pretty much everyone covering this story.
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Post by: rivka on June 10, 2015, 08:53:30 AM
I didn't know they were different. Interesting.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 10, 2015, 11:51:11 AM
Yup. I think it's because the rights to Scrabble are owned by different companies in the US/Canada and worldwide. They each have their own official dictionaries. The North American one is published by Merriam-Webster, while the international one is published by Collins.
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Post by: rivka on June 10, 2015, 12:16:01 PM
That makes sense.
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Post by: Ela on June 10, 2015, 12:38:39 PM
So if you play Scrabble in the US and care about the competitive Scrabble rules, you still can't use those words.

Honestly, I've only known one person in my entire life who cared. He played some competitive Scrabble, not a lot, as far as I know.
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Post by: Keith on June 10, 2015, 12:52:16 PM
My wife Andrea doesn't participate in tournaments or anything, but she does study the Scrabble dictionary and has been trying to memorize all the 2 and 3 letter words.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 10, 2015, 12:59:47 PM
So if you play Scrabble in the US and care about the competitive Scrabble rules, you still can't use those words.

Right, unless they also happen to have been added to the American Scrabble dictionary.

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Honestly, I've only known one person in my entire life who cared. He played some competitive Scrabble, not a lot, as far as I know.

Even if you just play casually on Facebook, you're using one of the official dictionaries. It actually gives you the option to choose which one you want when you start a game. But if you're playing on an actual board, obviously you can use whatever dictionary you want (or forgo the dictionary and use your own judgment).
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Post by: Ela on June 10, 2015, 01:08:02 PM
Yeah, I don't play on Facebook. Only on an actual board.
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Post by: dkw on July 12, 2015, 12:09:06 PM
In church today the pastor perpetuated the "____ is a verb" nonsense.  She was quoting a book titled God Is a Verb and said something like "God is not static, but always in motion, and grammatically motion is a verb."  I was internally rolling my eyes, when Charles looked over at me and whispered, "Mom, that book is wrong."

I guess the book author missed first grade grammar.
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Post by: Jonathon on July 12, 2015, 05:02:52 PM
 B)
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Post by: Nighthawk on July 13, 2015, 04:38:28 PM
*headdesk!* (https://twitter.com/KayleeTonks/status/620597261114966016/photo/1)
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Post by: rivka on July 13, 2015, 05:34:47 PM
At least the company responded with a promise to fix it.
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Post by: Farmgirl on July 29, 2015, 03:16:11 PM
I don't have a problem with the new words, but it's worth pointing out that this is the British Scrabble dictionary, not the American one. That point seems to have been overlooked by pretty much everyone covering this story.

semi-related:  I daily play a mobile game called 7 Little Words.   And apparently, I have learned, they often use British words that I do not recognize, or British spellings.  Which makes it a bit more difficult..
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Post by: Nighthawk on August 03, 2015, 03:21:38 PM
For you Spanish speakers out there...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLgAnTHW8AA4r7W.png)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2015, 03:57:57 PM
Ew.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 03, 2015, 09:19:11 PM
If that tag is from a pillow, the stuffing may be a tasty bread-based filling.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 05, 2015, 11:55:07 AM
If that tag is from a pillow, the stuffing may be a tasty bread-based filling.

:lol:
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Post by: Jonathon on August 06, 2015, 10:14:22 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLvcxIIW8AAAB7h.png:large)

On second thought, maybe they aren't.

link (https://www.inverse.com/article/5136-mit-linguists-say-they-ve-human-languages-might-be-predictable)
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Post by: Jonathon on August 06, 2015, 10:16:24 AM
Also, how can you say that the babel fish is a common sci-fi trope, give examples, and fail to mention Douglas Adams's babel fish in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? You know, the one that actually gave the trope its name?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on August 06, 2015, 11:03:10 AM
HGTTG should definitely have been mentioned. So should Star Trek's universal translator.

And any article that cites Chomsky as an expert is probably  :sarcasm:-worthy.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 06, 2015, 11:32:39 AM
I don't think it's possible to talk about universal grammar without talking about Chomsky. As the article says, nobody's kicked around the idea with as much gusto as he has.

I see this as more of an issue of the fundamental processing constraints of the brain than of universal grammar, though.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 06, 2015, 12:44:17 PM
Chomsky is an expert, in quite a lot of ways. He is THE universal grammar guy. There's just a lot of recent scholarship that likes to dispute him. But that's how science works. It's important to keep citing people who came up with influential ideas, even if research later goes in other directions. In my field, for example, everyone will probably always keep citing B.F. Skinner, even though it's pretty universally agreed that a lot of his conclusions were super off-base. Doesn't mean he didn't do a lot to move the field forward. Chomsky is still far more relevant than Skinner.

Now, I don't extend the same sentiments to people like Freud. Did he write a lot? Yeah. Was he super influential in his field? And how. But none of Freud's work was empirical - it was all just him making stuff up that sounded good, and research in years since has pretty much debunked it all. I probably wouldn't put much stock in anyone who appealed to Freud as an expert. But I don't feel that Chomsky is in the same category at all.
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Post by: rivka on August 06, 2015, 12:46:58 PM
I don't think it's possible to talk about universal grammar without talking about Chomsky.
Sure.

But there's talking about him, and there's citing him as an expert whose views should be given weighty consideration.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 06, 2015, 01:19:02 PM
I don't think Chomsky's views are as undeserving of consideration as you're saying, at least when it comes to linguistics. (On politics, I think he's a nutter.)

And the fact that the article cites Chomsky probably says more about the sad state of public awareness of linguistics than it does about the quality of the article itself. (Though, yes, it's a bad article.)
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Post by: rivka on August 09, 2015, 05:52:46 PM
(http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive/phd080715s.gif) (http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1816)
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Post by: Jonathon on August 09, 2015, 06:35:07 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on August 10, 2015, 01:39:27 PM
That was pretty good.
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Post by: pooka on August 18, 2015, 09:24:48 PM
LOL
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Post by: Nighthawk on August 25, 2015, 12:17:10 PM
How to use a comma (https://video-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xfp1/v/t42.1790-2/11893137_1040009746012231_1673301992_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjMwMCwicmxhIjo1NDl9&rl=300&vabr=101&oh=0ec1bc08b617e3b62b1f72b34f6c3f6f&oe=55DCE260) (Facebook video)
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Post by: Jonathon on August 25, 2015, 01:43:37 PM
That was . . . kind of weird and not totally accurate. First off, I've usually heard them called subordinating conjunctions or subordinators, not subordinates. I thought she was talking about subordinate clauses until she finally gave some examples. Also, subordinate clauses sometimes do need a comma, so the whole analogy about physics and balance and WWE heavyweights doesn't really work.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on September 11, 2015, 08:58:16 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/i_could_care_less.png) (http://xkcd.com/1576/)
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Post by: rivka on September 11, 2015, 09:03:31 AM
Those are not the only two choices. :P
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Post by: Jonathon on September 11, 2015, 09:42:44 AM
So what's your choice?
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Post by: rivka on September 11, 2015, 10:11:49 AM
Far more complex than either of those two. :P
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Post by: Jonathon on September 11, 2015, 10:26:31 AM
I'd love to hear it if you don't mind. I think the way people react to errors is a fascinating subject that doesn't get nearly enough attention. I may come across as a grammar free-love hippy who tries to tear down all usage rules, but that's really only one side of me. There are a lot of things that still irk me even though I know in the rational part of my brain that they shouldn't. Why is that? I don't really know. (And of course, there are a lot of things that still irk me because they're just wrong.)
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Post by: Jonathon on September 11, 2015, 12:06:10 PM
Sorry if that made it sound like I think of you like some sort of psychological experiment or something. I am genuinely interested in what people think about language.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 11, 2015, 03:01:25 PM
Jonathon gets out his notepad and adjusts his pince-nez. "So . . . tell me abaut your mahzah . . ."
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 11, 2015, 03:25:58 PM
Well, you see, once my people were slaves in Egypt, but they left in great haste, and did not have time to leaven their bread . . .
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Post by: Jonathon on September 11, 2015, 03:31:35 PM
 :D
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Post by: rivka on September 11, 2015, 06:23:40 PM
Sorry if that made it sound like I think of you like some sort of psychological experiment or something. I am genuinely interested in what people think about language.
Nah, it's just been a really long week in a month of long weeks. Sunday is Erev Rosh Hashanah, but I'll see if I have any spare brain cells to rub together then. ;)
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Post by: Jonathon on September 11, 2015, 07:00:51 PM
Okay. And if you don't, no worries. I've been running pretty low on spare brain cells myself lately.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 15, 2015, 08:15:02 AM
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did... did a rottweiler write this

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO5bl7oVEAAlk05.png) (https://twitter.com/ilikemints/status/643552504723148800)
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Post by: Jonathon on September 15, 2015, 12:17:56 PM
Dirtbag Beowulf (http://the-toast.net/2015/09/15/dirtbag-beowulf/)
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Post by: Farmgirl on September 17, 2015, 07:34:26 PM
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did... did a rottweiler write this

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO5bl7oVEAAlk05.png) (https://twitter.com/ilikemints/status/643552504723148800)

Wow - that is so bad it hurts to read.  I wasn't for sure, at first, whether it was just a very bad copy/paste/editing job (like they left in parts of sentences they meant to overwrite), or what.  I have since decided that probably English is not their first language.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 17, 2015, 07:40:44 PM
Yeah, I'm almost positive the author wasn't a native speaker. I think it's likely that they just ran something through Google translate, and that's what come out the other side.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 17, 2015, 07:45:14 PM
I still like imagining that a rottweiler wrote it, though.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 18, 2015, 05:06:35 PM
I think it's likely that they just ran something through Google translate, and that's what come out the other side.

Taught EFL in Asia - can confirm.
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Post by: pooka on September 22, 2015, 07:38:41 PM
I still like imagining that a rottweiler wrote it, though.
  LOL
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Post by: pooka on September 22, 2015, 07:49:45 PM
I was thinking of a third choice yesterday.  I wonder if that can be applied to this comic. 
Spoiler: original third choice (click to show/hide)

So regarding the particular construction about caring less, languages generally have idioms in the sense of a collection of words that has a discrete meaning not depending on the meanings of the constituent words.  To correct a meaning with a hyperliteral interpretation is as fruitless as pointing out that a spelling/pronunciation pairing is not in logical agreement.  This kind of arbitrariness is part of what distinguishes natural language. 

Oddly, such arbitrariness seems to go along with the ability to interpret things that do not make sense, so that we don't just run around saying "Syntax error!" at each other, or worse, acting on syntactically sound, semantic gibberish with hyperliteral accuracy.  We have the ability to say "based on tone and context, this person meant x and not b"  I'd conjecture that people who lack this ability seem to struggle with the task of acquiring language at all. 
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Post by: Nighthawk on September 26, 2015, 11:47:54 PM
WebMD's glossary of teen slang (http://www.webmd.com/parenting/features/glossary-teen-slang)
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Post by: Jonathon on September 27, 2015, 08:49:53 AM
Oh dear.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 27, 2015, 11:42:02 AM
My favorite bit was the slang "POS" for Polycystic Ovary Syndrome.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on September 28, 2015, 11:57:31 AM
Did they write that ten years ago? And why were they asking 12 year olds? 12 year olds are going to tell you what they imagine all the cool older kids are saying.

Not to mention, how did they think they could capture all of the teen slang in America?

More accurate: "Here's a random sample with a very small N from a handful of teens scattered across various geographical areas. Have fun extrapolating from this!"
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Post by: Tante Shvester on December 15, 2015, 08:54:41 AM
Last night at work, I heard an old woman refer to her brassiere as a booby trap.
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Post by: Nighthawk on December 22, 2015, 10:30:09 AM
At the company I work at, as a reward for shipping our first product, they gave each person a steel buckler with a label indicating the game we shipped.

It also includes a label signifying a sort of rank depending on your involvement with the project. The levels were "scout", "sentinel", "warrior", "ninja" and "zen master".

I received "warrior", but a majority of the staff (half of them, to be precise) were given the title of "sentinel". Unfortunately... they didn't bother to use spellcheck, so half our employees have no choice but to proudly display their rank of "sentinal":

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

***headdesk!!!***

Hey, at least I'm a warrior... :P
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Post by: Jonathon on December 22, 2015, 11:16:06 AM
 >_<
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Post by: Amilia on January 03, 2016, 10:20:19 AM
My brother gets the Word of the Day from the OED.  Friday's word was

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Bruce, Robert the: see Robert
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Post by: Jonathon on January 03, 2016, 05:29:18 PM
Huh. That seems more like an encyclopedia entry than a dictionary entry.
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Post by: Jonathon on January 13, 2016, 02:34:36 PM
Saoirse Ronan tries to teach Stephen Colbert an Irish accent (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=224&v=Hwstj9FJHGg)
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Post by: Nighthawk on January 21, 2016, 08:43:59 AM
The singular ‘they’ has been declared Word of the Year (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/01/08/donald-trump-may-win-this-years-word-of-the-year/) (Washington Post)
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Post by: Jonathon on January 21, 2016, 08:51:35 AM
I'm happy that it won. I've been boosting it for several years now (http://www.arrantpedantry.com/2011/10/17/they-and-the-gender-neutral-pronoun-dilemma/).
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Post by: Tante Shvester on January 22, 2016, 12:30:03 AM
Joint bank accounts?  (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-11/where-to-stash-cannabis-cash-tribal-nations-make-bid-to-bank-it)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on January 22, 2016, 07:25:46 AM
Listening to Sarah Palin's endorsement makes me feel all Picard when someone keeps saying "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."
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Post by: Jonathon on January 22, 2016, 08:35:50 AM
Joint bank accounts?  (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-11/where-to-stash-cannabis-cash-tribal-nations-make-bid-to-bank-it)
:rimshot:
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Post by: Jonathon on January 22, 2016, 08:51:14 AM
Listening to Sarah Palin's endorsement makes me feel all Picard when someone keeps saying "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."

Accurate.
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Post by: Sputnik on February 06, 2016, 06:13:53 PM
*sigh*  Am I going to h3ll for this?

AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHHHHNNNN CEEEENNNNAAAA!!!!

This took a while too, so it kind of has to be appreciated...  Yeah, I'm definately going there, but at least it wasn't as bad as the one I made in Word, where it alternated Comic sans, Papyrus, and RussellSquare.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 09, 2016, 01:28:51 PM
I do not think that phrase means what you think it means.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CazXSuCUAAAU_zO.png:large)

link (http://qz.com/85017/college-in-sweden-is-free-but-students-still-have-a-ton-of-debt-how-can-that-be/)
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Post by: rivka on February 09, 2016, 04:50:45 PM
 :erm:
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Post by: Jonathon on February 09, 2016, 07:08:24 PM
Apparently at least one dictionary (https://ahdictionary.com/word/search.html?q=shack+up&submit.x=0&submit.y=0) records the neutral sense of "living with", but I'm not sure why you'd ever use it that way if most people use it to mean "to live with in a sexual relationship".
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Post by: Tante Shvester on February 18, 2016, 10:24:33 AM

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Post by: Jonathon on February 18, 2016, 11:30:36 AM
That's great. Would you mind if I shared it on Twitter?
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Post by: Farmgirl on February 18, 2016, 03:30:37 PM
That's great. Would you mind if I shared it on Twitter?

I sure hope you can -- because I can't see her image (photobucket is blocked at my work); but I can see your Twitter! :-)
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Post by: rivka on February 18, 2016, 05:11:56 PM
 :wacko:
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Post by: Tante Shvester on February 18, 2016, 09:11:22 PM
That's great. Would you mind if I shared it on Twitter?

Fine by me.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on February 18, 2016, 09:15:26 PM
That's great. Would you mind if I shared it on Twitter?

I sure hope you can -- because I can't see her image (photobucket is blocked at my work); but I can see your Twitter! :-)

It's a sign that reads:

FRESH KIWI"S

6/$1.99
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Post by: Jonathon on February 22, 2016, 02:27:30 PM
Someone fed The Elements of Style into a predictive text generator and has been tweeting the results (https://twitter.com/elementstrunk). I won't quote or post all of them, but here's one of my favorites:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbxIxi3VAAAktWH.jpg) (https://twitter.com/elementstrunk/status/701515659809681410)

I love that it almost makes sense.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 22, 2016, 05:07:56 PM
He left me for a woman who uses two spaces after a period (http://reductress.com/post/he-left-me-for-a-woman-who-uses-two-spaces-after-a-period/)
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Post by: rivka on February 22, 2016, 05:16:02 PM
 :D
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Post by: rivka on February 23, 2016, 08:37:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfRSvTSY0d4
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Post by: Farmgirl on February 28, 2016, 06:20:51 PM
 :D  (now I wondered if I've always pronounced "mauve" incorrectly.  Oh well, I will blame 'regional dialects')
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Post by: Tante Shvester on February 28, 2016, 09:09:44 PM
I pronounce mauve to rhyme with drove.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on February 29, 2016, 02:30:16 PM
Oh well, I will blame 'regional dialects'

My husband still thinks it's hilarious that I pronounce "naughty" and "knotty" the same.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on February 29, 2016, 02:47:05 PM
I still can't figure on how y'all pronounce Mary, marry, and merry the same.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on February 29, 2016, 03:19:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfRSvTSY0d4

He said "nephew" with a V. Weirdo.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on February 29, 2016, 03:20:17 PM
And by "weirdo," I mean, "oh, those silly Brits."
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Annie Subjunctive on February 29, 2016, 03:21:18 PM
I still can't figure on how y'all pronounce Mary, marry, and merry the same.

Yeah, well, the British video dude pronounced aunt to rhyme with grant and so do I. So you're the one out of alignment there.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 29, 2016, 03:50:11 PM
I still can't figure on how y'all pronounce Mary, marry, and merry the same.

They're all "merry".
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Post by: rivka on February 29, 2016, 04:11:59 PM
And by "weirdo," I mean, "oh, those silly Brits."
Yeah, there are a few Brit-specific pronunciations in the poem. I noticed the nephew one as well. Then again, Brits say "my nevvy", so it's consistent.

They're all "merry".
That is just SO WRONG.  >_<
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 01, 2016, 09:04:29 AM
There are proverbs and pronouns and adverbs, but no adnouns.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 01, 2016, 09:24:50 AM
Broker is a terrible name for someone who is supposed to be making you richer.
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Post by: Ela on March 01, 2016, 09:27:36 AM
I still can't figure on how y'all pronounce Mary, marry, and merry the same.

They're all "merry".

No. Just no.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 01, 2016, 09:31:05 AM
I didn't learn until college that they even could be pronounced differently. And for the record, most of the country pronounces them the same (http://www4.uwm.edu/FLL/linguistics/dialect/staticmaps/q_15.html).
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Post by: rivka on March 01, 2016, 09:48:04 AM
Yes. And still, so very wrong.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 01, 2016, 10:03:12 AM
*apathetic shrug*
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Post by: Keith on March 01, 2016, 10:37:34 AM
I had to go looking (http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/88115/how-are-marry-merry-and-mary-pronounced-differently), because I couldn't figure out how to say them differently.

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If you wish to try to simulate the distinction for people who do not normally make it, I have found that it is best to illustrate it this way:

Marry has the same vowel as Matt or mat, so IPA /æ/.
Merry has the same vowel as met, so IPA /ɛ/.
Mary has the same vowel as mate or may, so IPA /eɪ/ or /e/, depending on just how glide-y you are feeling.

Is that what sounds right to you, rivka and Tante?  (No surprise being from Utah, I was on the "they are all merry" bandwagon.)
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Post by: Jonathon on March 01, 2016, 10:40:52 AM
I had to go looking (http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/88115/how-are-marry-merry-and-mary-pronounced-differently), because I couldn't figure out how to say them differently.

That's how I felt when I first learned about the cot–caught merger.
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Post by: rivka on March 01, 2016, 10:42:46 AM
Is that what sounds right to you, rivka and Tante?
More or less.
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Post by: Ela on March 01, 2016, 11:01:42 AM
Is that what sounds right to you, rivka and Tante?
More or less.

Yes, pretty much.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Keith on March 01, 2016, 11:06:18 AM
I had to go looking (http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/88115/how-are-marry-merry-and-mary-pronounced-differently), because I couldn't figure out how to say them differently.

That's how I felt when I first learned about the cot–caught merger.

Even after reading a blog just now on the cot-caught merger, I'm having trouble hearing any  difference in my head.  I'll have to seek out some audio later.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 01, 2016, 11:39:31 AM
If they sound not quite right, it's probably because a following /r/ tends to change the vowel a little. But those are the vowel symbols a phonologist would use to transcribe them.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on March 01, 2016, 11:42:22 AM
Even after reading a blog just now on the cot-caught merger, I'm having trouble hearing any difference in my head.  I'll have to seek out some audio later.

It might help to know that in British English, caught and court are homophonous. In American dialects without the merger, they'd only be distinguished by the /r/ (and the slight effect the /r/ has on the vowel).
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Post by: rivka on March 01, 2016, 05:36:52 PM
If they sound not quite right, it's probably because a following /r/ tends to change the vowel a little.
Precisely.

Even after reading a blog just now on the cot-caught merger, I'm having trouble hearing any  difference in my head.  I'll have to seek out some audio later.
Not sure if this helps, but cot rhymes with hot, and caught rhymes with fraught.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 01, 2016, 08:02:00 PM
In Utah, all four of those rhyme.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 01, 2016, 09:05:57 PM
In New York, broad and sword rhyme.  I found out that this is not true everywhere else when I took a literature class in North Carolina.
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Post by: rivka on March 01, 2016, 09:52:53 PM
In Utah, all four of those rhyme.
I was afraid of that.

In New York, broad and sword rhyme. 
Oh, now that's almost as wrong as the Mary/marry/merry thing.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 02, 2016, 04:45:05 AM
I the New York accent, sword is a homophone  with sawed.
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Post by: rivka on March 02, 2016, 08:33:18 AM
I am aware. *shudder*
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Post by: Jonathon on March 07, 2016, 12:45:56 PM
The insensitive English teacher (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FvIpErzQY4)
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Post by: rivka on March 07, 2016, 01:55:48 PM
That was too painful.
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Post by: Jonathon on April 25, 2016, 08:23:08 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2978.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2972)
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Post by: Nighthawk on April 28, 2016, 10:05:02 PM
Edit: I'm an idiot.  :p
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Post by: Jonathon on April 29, 2016, 08:01:30 AM
If by "new" you mean four years old, then yes. ;)
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Post by: Porter on April 29, 2016, 10:12:08 AM
I'm happy that it won. I've been boosting it for several years now (http://www.arrantpedantry.com/2011/10/17/they-and-the-gender-neutral-pronoun-dilemma/).
I hadn't read that article, and I found it interesting that you used to be plural, but has since become plural and singular.

I find it especially interesting because while speaking Portuguese on my mission, I became accustomed to having different words for second person singular and plural.  Because of this, I adopted the second person plural y'all, even though it had never been part of my personal lexicon before.

Language change giveth and taketh away.
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Post by: Jonathon on April 29, 2016, 10:36:00 AM
I just assumed that you picked up y'all from growing up in Texas (or was it Oklahoma?).

I find it really interesting to see how different European languages have dealt with the whole singular-plural/formal-informal thing with second-person pronouns. In English the singular became so informal that it became pejorative, so it disappeared. In French they simply use the plural as a formal pronoun. In Spanish they have separate singular and plural forms for formal and informal, though I've heard that different dialects of Spanish do things differently. In German they used to use the second-person plural as a formal pronoun, but then it gave way to using the third-person plural as a formal pronoun, so formal "you", whether it's to one person or more than one, is actually "they".

So what does Portuguese do?
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Post by: Jonathon on April 29, 2016, 10:36:52 AM
Language change giveth and taketh away.

By the way, I really like that. I think I'll have to steal it.
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Post by: Porter on April 29, 2016, 12:19:55 PM
Quote
I just assumed that you picked up y'all from growing up in Texas (or was it Oklahoma?).
I grew up in both TX and OK, but I never said "y'all" until after coming back from Brazil.

In (Brazilian) Portuguese, they have a singular você and plural vocês.  I believe that those started out as the formal pronouns, but the language only has vestigial remnants of the informal ones, similar to how thou is and isn't part of English anymore.  It seems mostly relegated to scripturesque speech and love notes.

BTW, I always have a tough time typing out Portuguese.  Not only is the Portuguese portuges easier to spell, but Portuguese doesn't treat such words as proper nouns needing capitalization.  They'll capitalize the actual name of a place, not not derivative words.
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Post by: Jonathon on April 29, 2016, 12:26:26 PM
They have similar capitalization practices in France. "France" would be capitalized, but not "français".
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on April 29, 2016, 02:18:26 PM

I find it really interesting to see how different European languages have dealt with the whole singular-plural/formal-informal thing with second-person pronouns. In English the singular became so informal that it became pejorative, so it disappeared. In French they simply use the plural as a formal pronoun. In Spanish they have separate singular and plural forms for formal and informal, though I've heard that different dialects of Spanish do things differently. In German they used to use the second-person plural as a formal pronoun, but then it gave way to using the third-person plural as a formal pronoun, so formal "you", whether it's to one person or more than one, is actually "they".


Yeah, Spanish does it a lot of different ways. and usted are pretty universal for informal and formal, with ustedes as the plural in most cases. Then in some dialects there's a informal plural - vosotros. Then in some dialects there's a singular that's even less formal than : vos. So in my husband's family, for example, is sort of kind of formal, like you'd use it for your parents but sometimes also for strangers, usted is so formal that the only time they really use it is at church where that's kind of become a pan-Hispanic Mormon way to refer to fellow church members, and then vos is how you would address your kids or someone you were angry with.
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Post by: Jonathon on April 29, 2016, 03:52:41 PM
Wait, vos is less formal than ? That don't make no sense.
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Post by: Annie Subjunctive on April 29, 2016, 04:10:26 PM
Wait, vos is less formal than ? That don't make no sense.

I know, right? But it is.
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Post by: Jonathon on May 04, 2016, 11:13:08 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/full_width_justification.png) (http://xkcd.com/1676/)
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Post by: rivka on May 04, 2016, 11:37:00 AM
 :D
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Post by: Jonathon on May 06, 2016, 08:59:20 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/contrails.png) (http://xkcd.com/1677/)
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Post by: rivka on May 06, 2016, 10:05:23 AM
*facepalm*
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Post by: Tante Shvester on May 13, 2016, 01:18:08 PM
Things that are spoiled are not fresh and things that are fresh are not spoiled, except for those children bothering me in the waiting room.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 22, 2016, 10:04:59 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/intervocalic_fortition.png) (http://xkcd.com/1697/)

It's worth noting that the mouseover text isn't really accurate, or at the very least it's misleading. It's true that lexical words in English have to consist of at least one heavy syllable, meaning that they need either a short vowel followed by a consonant or a diphthong or long vowel, but that constraint doesn't apply to function words and interjections. The articles the and a both end in a lax vowel, as does the reduced pronoun ya, and so do many interjections, including huh and yeah. So meh is not phonologically unusual at all.
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Post by: Jonathon on July 07, 2016, 08:39:15 AM
A Latin joke sentence that's almost impossible to read in Gothic script (http://www.futilitycloset.com/2016/07/05/fenceposts/).

By the way, this is why words like love and come and some are written with an o rather than a u and why women and woman are spelled so unphonetically. If they were written with i's and u's in this script, they'd be much harder to read because it's hard to distinguish u, i, n, and m.
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Post by: rivka on July 07, 2016, 08:54:49 AM
 :huh:
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Post by: Jonathon on July 07, 2016, 09:51:51 AM
It's also why people started adding dots over i and j, by the way.
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Post by: rivka on July 07, 2016, 10:19:48 AM
Yeah, those would help quite a bit.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on July 07, 2016, 12:04:43 PM
I'm going to make that my default font for all my memos at work.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 01, 2016, 08:59:29 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoxdIW8WYAE564X.jpg:large) (https://twitter.com/acommonlawyer/status/760084839949279234)

For those who don't speak French, it says "polish [the verb] the sausage".

Edited for clarity.
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Post by: rivka on August 01, 2016, 09:23:44 AM
Like the verb to make shiny?
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Post by: Jonathon on August 01, 2016, 09:52:54 AM
Yup.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 01, 2016, 10:25:03 AM
Sounds like a kind of adolescent euphemism.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 01, 2016, 10:39:14 AM
 >_<
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Post by: rivka on August 01, 2016, 10:44:23 AM
>_<
Seconded.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2016, 01:00:12 PM
Quote
ME: It's 'whoa,' not 'woah.' It's not like 'yeah.' THE INTERNET: I don't know how to spell 'yeah' either.
source (https://twitter.com/EricDSnider/status/760926127342837761)
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Post by: rivka on August 03, 2016, 04:00:08 PM
https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog_posts/13687424-distributed-proofreading#comment_154967082

(For the record, her response made me say  :huh: .)
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Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2016, 04:10:39 PM
Um . . . no.

Now I'm debating whether I should respond.
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Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
On a different note:

(http://wondermark.com/c/2016-07-01-1234begging.png) (http://wondermark.com/c1234/)
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Post by: rivka on August 03, 2016, 05:15:54 PM
Now I'm debating whether I should respond.
Having had the same debate, and decided not to for reasons that don't apply to you, I support your doing so.
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Post by: Porter on August 04, 2016, 09:38:37 AM
 Rivka, did you read Gentlman Jole and the Red Queen?  What did you think?
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Post by: rivka on August 04, 2016, 09:56:51 AM
I have not. The current used prices are still ridiculous. And the reviews are not making me feel any need to rush either.
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Post by: Porter on August 06, 2016, 10:57:19 AM
I have read it.

I can confirm that there is no need for you to rush out and do so.
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Post by: rivka on August 07, 2016, 07:17:06 PM
Thanks. ;)
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Post by: Ela on August 28, 2016, 02:01:22 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/intervocalic_fortition.png) (http://xkcd.com/1697/)

It's worth noting that the mouseover text isn't really accurate, or at the very least it's misleading. It's true that lexical words in English have to consist of at least one heavy syllable, meaning that they need either a short vowel followed by a consonant or a diphthong or long vowel, but that constraint doesn't apply to function words and interjections. The articles the and a both end in a lax vowel, as does the reduced pronoun ya, and so do many interjections, including huh and yeah. So meh is not phonologically unusual at all.

I'm glad you explained that cause I was reading the mouseover text over and over trying to figure out what exactly he was saying.  :D
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Post by: Farmgirl on September 04, 2016, 06:28:39 PM
The WonderMark that Jonathon posted is so confusing, that I am never going to use  "Begging the Question" ever again; because I have absolutely no idea now of what is right and wrong.  (However, I don't think I really ever use that idiom anyway)
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Post by: Farmgirl on September 04, 2016, 06:33:54 PM
Um . . . no.

Now I'm debating whether I should respond.

I keep checking there to see if you responded and educated her; but so far... nothing.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 06, 2016, 11:27:26 AM
I decided on the indirect approach: writing a blog post (http://www.arrantpedantry.com/2016/08/26/whoa-there) about it instead.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 15, 2016, 09:18:52 AM
The OED defines burglarize as "To rob burglariously; to break into by violence for the purpose of theft."

Burglariously!
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Post by: rivka on September 15, 2016, 01:23:11 PM
 :blink:
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Post by: Jonathon on September 15, 2016, 01:28:08 PM
burglar : burglarious :: felon : felonious

Apparently it was a real word back in the 1800s when "burglarize" first came into vogue, but it has since fallen by the wayside. And like many entries in the OED, it obviously hasn't been updated in a long time.
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Post by: rivka on September 15, 2016, 01:55:22 PM
burglar : burglarious :: felon : felonious
The parallel I was thinking of was
burglar : burglarious :: glory : glorious

but either way, burglarious?!
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Post by: Jonathon on September 15, 2016, 02:00:35 PM
Seriously.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 16, 2016, 11:13:17 AM
A funny thing.  I was just reading about the etymology of "burglar", and still had that browser window open when I was reading your post.

Did you steal my idea, burglariously?   :ninja:
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Post by: Jonathon on September 16, 2016, 11:31:44 AM
I prefer to steal things piratiously. :pirate:
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 16, 2016, 02:01:59 PM
When we would go out to dinner, sometimes I'd get up from the table to go to the bathroom, and I'd leave my purse there, telling my husband to keep an eye on it.  He was instructed to yell, "Stop!  Thief!" if anyone tried to take it.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 06, 2016, 02:31:01 PM
Check out the last question and answer for October (http://www.chicagomanualofstyle.org/qanda/latest.html).
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Post by: rivka on October 06, 2016, 04:17:39 PM
Hah!

(And I disagree with them re Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer. Well, not that particular case, which does primarily seem to be written with and. But the general case, where there are far more examples of hyphenated-hyphenates with no and. They are correct in their reasoning, but in most cases it's simply not what is done.)
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Post by: Jonathon on October 24, 2016, 10:38:54 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/life_goals.png) (http://xkcd.com/1750/)
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Post by: Kate Boots on November 02, 2016, 03:02:08 PM
Play WWF with me.  I am too far away to punch you.  :)
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Post by: Jonathon on November 04, 2016, 07:49:40 PM
I tried WWF a while back and didn't like it. Something about the board design tends to make games unbalanced, in my opinion.
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Post by: Jonathon on December 12, 2016, 08:19:11 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/it_was_i.png) (http://xkcd.com/1771/)
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Post by: Ela on December 12, 2016, 12:26:37 PM
 :D
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Post by: Jonathon on January 04, 2017, 10:07:58 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1Rl109VIAEUupS.jpg) (https://twitter.com/JohnELewis/status/816389424040833024/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

Note the second question.
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Post by: rivka on January 04, 2017, 11:02:06 AM
 :unsure:
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Post by: Jonathon on January 04, 2017, 11:55:33 AM
A find-and-replace query of "km" to "kilometres" obviously went awry.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on January 04, 2017, 02:12:31 PM
Maybe that was his name before he shortened it for professional reasons.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 22, 2017, 10:00:28 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5PwLAyUEAA_nXn.jpg:large) (https://twitter.com/ArrantPedantry/status/834274448328970240)

It's now been fixed in the article (http://www.inquisitr.com/4001871/melania-trumps-shudder-at-husbands-touch-during-speech-analyzed-by-expert). (And I almost don't want to link to it, because it's not a very good article in the first place.)
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Post by: Porter on February 22, 2017, 12:02:03 PM
:lol:
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Post by: Jonathon on February 22, 2017, 02:09:17 PM
Someone decided to illustrate it.

(http://i.imgur.com/sF2m1Sp.jpg) (http://imgur.com/gallery/3VhFZ)
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Post by: Porter on February 23, 2017, 10:24:25 AM
I did *not* need that this morning. :)
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Post by: Jonathon on February 23, 2017, 10:47:33 AM
Nobody needed that ever.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 28, 2017, 10:40:52 AM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/mispronunciation.png) (https://xkcd.com/1816/)
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Post by: rivka on March 28, 2017, 10:55:29 AM
Heh.
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Post by: Jonathon on April 22, 2017, 10:01:31 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3130.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3125)

It was panel five that really killed me.
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Post by: Dobie on April 28, 2017, 10:25:51 AM
(https://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/ck3/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL3NhZnIua2luZ2ZlYXR1cmVzLmNvbS9SZXRhaWwvMjAxNy8wNC9SZXRhaWxfbnRiLjIwMTcwNDIzXzc2MC5naWY=) (https://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/ck3/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL3NhZnIua2luZ2ZlYXR1cmVzLmNvbS9SZXRhaWwvMjAxNy8wNC9SZXRhaWxfbnRiLjIwMTcwNDIzXzc2MC5naWY=)
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Post by: Jonathon on May 10, 2017, 08:37:25 AM
Good news, everyone! This whole sandwich debate will probably burn itself out in another seven or eight years.

(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/random_obsessions_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/1835/)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 06, 2017, 03:00:32 PM
"Broker" is a funny name for the job of someone who manages your money.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 13, 2017, 09:26:10 AM
Grocer is a funny word.  You'd think people would prefer the person who was handing their food to be less gross, not more.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 13, 2017, 09:28:05 AM
Pumps and clogs sound like things that plumbers have to work with, but they're also kinds of shoes.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 13, 2017, 09:45:31 AM
Huh. I never realized this before, but etymologically, a grocer is someone who buys and sells in gross (in bulk, that is, not in disgustingness).
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Post by: Ela on June 14, 2017, 02:46:30 PM
Interesting.
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Post by: Nighthawk on June 25, 2017, 10:58:02 AM
$10 million lawsuit declares that the Oxford comma is necessary (https://thewritelife.com/is-the-oxford-comma-necessary/)
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Post by: rivka on June 25, 2017, 12:52:02 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Jonathon on July 07, 2017, 08:56:12 AM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/communicating_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/1860/)
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Post by: Jonathon on September 13, 2017, 01:47:37 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3192.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3187)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 13, 2017, 09:44:18 PM
By me, "orientate" is the most annoying.
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Post by: Porter on September 14, 2017, 05:44:28 AM
The world *would* be way easier if other people's opinions weren't so incorrect all of the time.

T-Rex, you understand me like no one else.
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Post by: rivka on September 14, 2017, 11:51:22 AM
By me, "orientate" is the most annoying.
I would agree, but "by me" is considerably worse.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 14, 2017, 04:06:02 PM
I find it to be folksy.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 14, 2017, 04:14:01 PM
Is that a Yiddishism? It sounds kind of like one, but I don't think they use "bei mir" like that in German.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 14, 2017, 04:15:35 PM
 It is, for sure, a Yiddishism.
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Post by: rivka on September 14, 2017, 09:27:01 PM
Is that a Yiddishism?
In Yiddish, "by" is used in place of a ridiculous number of prepositions. A frequently cited Yiddish translation of "of the people, by the people, for the people" is "by the oilam, by the oilam, by the oilam".
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 15, 2017, 02:48:52 AM
Link (http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/gettysburg-address-and-pledge-of-allegiance-translated)


Another link  (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=swPn8E644sA)
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Post by: Jonathon on September 18, 2017, 03:09:36 PM
Cool. Thanks!
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Post by: Nighthawk on September 20, 2017, 09:55:17 AM
(http://www.brainclouds.net/Images/Languages.jpg)
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Post by: Kate Boots on September 20, 2017, 10:10:40 AM
Is there a link for that?  I would love to be able to pass that along to The Professor.  :)
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Post by: Nighthawk on September 20, 2017, 11:25:45 AM
Is there a link for that?  I would love to be able to pass that along to The Professor.  :)

I'm not entirely sure where it originated from.
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Post by: Jonathon on September 20, 2017, 12:19:47 PM
Accurate.
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Post by: Ela on November 05, 2017, 04:38:14 PM
By me, "orientate" is the most annoying.

If I understand correctly, "orientate" is the more common usage in the UK.

And I suspect they don't care if you find it annoying. ;)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Kate Boots on November 06, 2017, 11:05:51 AM
By me, "orientate" is the most annoying.

If I understand correctly, "orientate" is the more common usage in the UK.

And I suspect they don't care if you find it annoying. ;)

True.  I found "orientate" quite annoying until I started watching a lot of British TV.
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Post by: rivka on November 06, 2017, 02:00:30 PM
It indeed the UK (and Oz/Kiwi/etc.) usage. I find it mildly irritating in UK books and media. (And also consider it my problem, not the author's, in such instances.)

I find it incredibly annoying in fanfic for US shows written by non-US writers, which is my primary exposure to "orientate" and "disorientate" (also "orientated" and "disorientated").
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 07, 2017, 02:59:56 PM
We hire new employees, and before they can work independently, they have to go through a period of orientation.  It kind of grates on my ears when people talk about that as "orientating" the employee, and asking if they've been "orientated" yet.
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Post by: Ela on November 08, 2017, 10:11:05 PM
That's only cause you're not British. ;)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 09, 2017, 10:37:37 AM
I'm more Yiddish than British.
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Post by: Jonathon on November 09, 2017, 10:46:31 AM
 :D
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Post by: Ela on February 08, 2018, 05:59:22 PM
So I don't know if this fits in "funny" or elsewhere, but a thing that's been driving me nuts is misspelling of words on the internet. Specifically, people who type a word that sounds like the one they want but the one they really want is spelled differently. (Homophones, right? It's not a word I use much myself, so I had to look it up to remember it.)

For example, a friend of mine wrote "site" when he meant "cite" in a blog post recently. (He corrected it after I told him.)

But the most recent that stopped me short was somebody posting that her baby was born by c-section because of "D-cells". Even though I don't want to laugh at her situation, the spelling she used made me laugh out loud. D-cell sounds like a battery to me. ;) The spelling shortcut she was looking for here was "decels", as in deceleration of the baby's heart rate.

I've seen lots of other examples of this sort of thing, but those are the ones I can remember right now.
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Post by: rivka on February 08, 2018, 10:34:30 PM
Yeah, I saw a couple along the same lines recently that horrified me, as they were in what was meant to be a professional email.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on February 10, 2018, 05:12:55 PM
I read a charming book where the narrator called the device that clicks at a set rate a "metro gnome".
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Post by: Ela on February 10, 2018, 10:15:51 PM
 :D
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Post by: Nighthawk on March 08, 2018, 05:31:29 AM
Good timing... Merriam Webster adds "dumpster fire" to dictionary (https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/05/590919849/a-phrase-for-our-time-merriam-webster-adds-dumpster-fire-to-dictionary)
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Post by: rivka on March 08, 2018, 05:38:50 PM
Most of those make sense, but I'm surprised "self-care" wasn't in long before now.
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Post by: Noemon on March 20, 2018, 01:37:33 PM
The admin in our department sent out an email the other day detailing when we would be receiving our new Voight phones.
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Post by: Kate Boots on March 20, 2018, 02:09:57 PM
 ???
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Post by: Jonathon on March 20, 2018, 02:18:57 PM
So he misheard VOIP as Voight?
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Post by: Noemon on March 22, 2018, 09:03:51 AM
Yep!
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Post by: Jonathon on March 26, 2018, 08:41:51 AM
The Welsh spelling of Uruguay is pretty fantastic:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZN9Hd3X0AA-1Zp.jpg) (https://twitter.com/FootballCliches/status/978263225115521025)
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Post by: rivka on March 26, 2018, 09:11:27 AM
And you thought Polish and Czech names were short on vowels . . . .
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Post by: Jonathon on March 26, 2018, 09:31:28 AM
Welsh actually has BONUS vowels—seven vowel letters instead of the usual five.
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Post by: rivka on March 26, 2018, 11:55:47 AM
Ah, but to Americans W (and??) are still consonants.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 26, 2018, 12:08:20 PM
The letter y also represents a vowel in Welsh.

But I was just trying to distinguish between languages which are actually short on vowel sounds, like Polish and Czech, and those which use some letters that normally represent consonants to represent vowels instead.

[/ruiningfunnywithfacts]
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on March 26, 2018, 05:42:39 PM
The letter y also represents a vowel in Welsh.
It sometimes does in English too, though. I have heard versions of the vowel song that end "and sometimes Y".
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Post by: Jonathon on March 26, 2018, 10:04:09 PM
Yeah, but it represents a vowel by default in Welsh.
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Post by: rivka on March 27, 2018, 06:38:12 AM
vowel by default
Good band name.
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Post by: Dobie on March 27, 2018, 10:11:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNpjxakqtqk
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Post by: Ela on March 28, 2018, 12:03:53 PM
 :D

Welsh spelling is just fantastic. If you try to sound it out in English, forget it. Nothing sounds like you think it should.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Kate Boots on March 29, 2018, 11:37:03 AM
The letter y also represents a vowel in Welsh.
It sometimes does in English too, though. I have heard versions of the vowel song that end "and sometimes Y".

When I learned the rhyme it ended "and sometimes Y and W."
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Post by: rivka on March 29, 2018, 02:24:25 PM
That is so interesting! I never heard it that way before.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 29, 2018, 02:56:31 PM
Me neither. And in what English words does w represent a vowel? The only one I can think of is cwm, which is a borrowing from Welsh.
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Post by: rivka on March 29, 2018, 03:59:57 PM
As Dobie's video points out, it is part of a vowel ("aw") in many words.
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Post by: Dobie on March 29, 2018, 04:27:22 PM
In many Welsh words in which w precedes another vowel, the vowel sound of the w is so short that it sounds like an English w. ("Anwyl" sounds more like "on wheel" than "on oo eel".)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on March 30, 2018, 08:25:05 AM
That's why I said it represents a vowel by default. Both w and y can represent semivowels at times.

As Dobie's video points out, it is part of a vowel ("aw") in many words.

I didn't actually watch the video, but I think this is one reason why it's important to distinguish sounds and the way we represent those sounds. Strictly speaking, vowels and consonants are sounds, not letters. A word like awl has one vowel and one consonant, despite its spelling.

And even when w and y represent semivowels in Welsh, it's always as part of a diphthong, so you could still consider those instances to be part of one vowel.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 30, 2018, 12:12:08 PM
The letter y also represents a vowel in Welsh.
It sometimes does in English too, though. I have heard versions of the vowel song that end "and sometimes Y".

When I learned the rhyme it ended "and sometimes Y and W."
I've heard it that way, but it never made sense to me because I could never think of any words where "w" was a vowel. Maybe Mrs. Deere, my 1st grade teacher was Welch.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Dobie on March 30, 2018, 03:13:15 PM
That's why I said it represents a vowel by default. Both w and y can represent semivowels at times.

As Dobie's video points out, it is part of a vowel ("aw") in many words.

I didn't actually watch the video, but I think this is one reason why it's important to distinguish sounds and the way we represent those sounds. Strictly speaking, vowels and consonants are sounds, not letters. A word like awl has one vowel and one consonant, despite its spelling.

And even when w and y represent semivowels in Welsh, it's always as part of a diphthong, so you could still consider those instances to be part of one vowel.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vowel
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on August 06, 2018, 11:39:08 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3329.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3324)
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Post by: Ela on August 14, 2018, 07:44:43 PM
This made me laugh:

https://twitter.com/bepryor/status/1029066832131629058
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Post by: rivka on August 14, 2018, 10:56:58 PM
 :D
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Post by: Nighthawk on August 16, 2018, 06:35:19 AM
"All Star" translated to Aramaic and back to English. (https://twitter.com/ApocalypseStn/status/1029714376901779456)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on August 19, 2018, 12:36:02 PM
I wonder what one molass would look like.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Nighthawk on August 28, 2018, 05:26:39 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dlt7avTW0AAb60k.jpg)
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Post by: Jonathon on August 28, 2018, 05:54:34 PM
 :o
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Post by: Jonathon on August 29, 2018, 02:49:55 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/begging_the_question_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2039/)
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Post by: Ela on August 31, 2018, 12:02:07 PM
Ha.  :D
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Post by: Jonathon on September 07, 2018, 08:46:53 AM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/boathouses_and_houseboats_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2043/)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Ela on September 07, 2018, 01:12:52 PM
That's twisting my brain power.  :D
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on September 07, 2018, 04:41:59 PM
[pedant] A boat that holds a boat is not a lifeboat. That is the boat held by the boat, not the reverse. And it should perhaps be apartment building, but not apartment. [/pedant]
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on September 07, 2018, 06:57:59 PM
Yeah, good points.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 21, 2018, 09:39:28 AM
When in the catalogue of make-up time
I see descriptions of the fairest sights,
And beauty making beautiful old rhyme
In praise of daytime looks, and lovely nights,
Then, in the perfume of sweet beauty’s best,
Of hand, of foot, of lip, of eye, of brow,
I see their eyebrow pen would have express’d
Even such a beauty as you master now.
So all their praises are but prophecies
Of this our time, all you anti-aging;
And, for they look’d but with eyeshadowed eyes,
They had but skill enough your worth to sing:
For we, which now behold makeover days,
Had eyes to wonder, and glossed lips to praise.

-- The Bard of Avon
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Post by: Jonathon on September 22, 2018, 01:57:47 PM
I see what you did there.
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Post by: Noemon on November 09, 2018, 01:41:01 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1541686896-20181108.png) (http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rock)
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Post by: Jonathon on November 09, 2018, 08:33:10 AM
 ;D
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Post by: Nighthawk on November 09, 2018, 06:47:35 PM
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever (https://www.amazon.com/Pterodactyl-Worst-Alphabet-Book-Ever/dp/1492674311/ref=as_li_ss_tl)
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on January 30, 2019, 11:14:50 AM
Scottish air traffic control (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGRcJQ9tMbY)
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Post by: rivka on January 30, 2019, 05:05:43 PM
 :D
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Post by: Tante Shvester on January 31, 2019, 01:50:14 AM
That's a hot riot.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 06, 2019, 01:08:56 PM
For those of you not on Twitter or Facebook, here's a pretty amazing misspelling of my name that I got the other day.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyWjtnYU8AAdUWT.jpg)
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Post by: rivka on February 06, 2019, 01:35:30 PM
That's impressive.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 08, 2019, 08:50:43 AM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/invisible_formatting_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2109/)
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Post by: Jonathon on April 03, 2019, 09:28:48 AM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/percentage_styles_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2132/)
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Post by: Jonathon on July 08, 2019, 12:23:57 PM
Based on a rant of mine on Twitter, an editor friend made this comic and dedicated it to me:

(https://i2.wp.com/www.ivacheung.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Appositive.png?w=1456&ssl=1) (https://www.ivacheung.com/2019/07/appositive/)

Bonus panel:

(https://www.ivacheung.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Appositive-bonus.png)
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Post by: Ela on July 08, 2019, 12:59:34 PM
 :D
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Post by: rivka on July 08, 2019, 02:20:51 PM
I laughed loudly enough at this that my neighbor in the next office asked why . . . .
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Post by: rivka on July 08, 2019, 02:35:32 PM
And now I'm reading all their other comics. These are great! :D
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Post by: Jonathon on July 08, 2019, 04:52:23 PM
Yeah, Iva's great.
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Post by: Jonathon on November 06, 2019, 01:59:50 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3517.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3515)
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Post by: Tante Shvester on November 07, 2019, 09:51:48 AM
That is funny.
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Post by: pooka on November 29, 2019, 06:00:53 AM
65/cent will be my rapper name. 
I'm so embarassed I haven't learned symbols that aren't on the keyboard.  That and I don't know 10 key.  I am a fraud as a linguist and a bookkeeppeerr. 
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Post by: Ela on June 12, 2020, 11:21:14 AM
Spellcheck wants to change galactogenic to intergalactic.  :D
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Post by: Jonathon on June 12, 2020, 11:33:25 AM
Wants to change what? GalacticCactus?
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Post by: Ela on June 12, 2020, 11:35:27 AM
I edited.

See? Spellcheck already had changed it.  :D
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Post by: Jonathon on June 12, 2020, 12:01:59 PM
That spellcheck is a sneaky devil sometimes.
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Post by: Ela on June 12, 2020, 12:23:44 PM
Indeed.  :D
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Post by: Jonathon on August 05, 2020, 09:45:36 AM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3629.png) (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3628)

Hover text: "INSIDE THE HOUSE was where the descriptivist was calling from!  ....er, I mean, the descriptivist was calling from inside the house!!"
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Post by: pooka on August 06, 2020, 12:53:56 AM
 :D
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Post by: Ela on September 15, 2020, 05:33:33 PM
For months I've seen the abbreviation EVOO. I didn't know what it meant, but I wasn't actually interested enough to look it up. Fast forward to today. Someone posted a question asking what our favorite EVOO is in a cooking forum. The picture accompanying the question was a bottle of extra virgin olive oil.

Seriously?!  :sarcasm:
I think I was happier not knowing what it means.  ;) :p :D
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Post by: rivka on September 15, 2020, 11:17:21 PM
For months I've seen the abbreviation EVOO. I didn't know what it meant, but I wasn't actually interested enough to look it up.
This was me, for a couple years even. I finally looked it up a few months back.

This needs an abbreviation???
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Ela on September 16, 2020, 07:48:27 AM
For months I've seen the abbreviation EVOO. I didn't know what it meant, but I wasn't actually interested enough to look it up.
This was me, for a couple years even. I finally looked it up a few months back.

This needs an abbreviation???

Exactly my feeling.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on October 14, 2020, 01:17:39 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dialect_quiz.png) (https://xkcd.com/2372/)

Mouseover text: "Do you make a distinction between shallots, scallops, and scallions? If you use all three words, do they all have different meanings, all the same, or are two the same and one different?"
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Post by: rivka on October 14, 2020, 02:17:17 PM
Mmkay.
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Post by: pooka on October 30, 2020, 08:15:05 PM
We're talking about llamas at work.  Or I am reading about them on wikipedia and my coworkers are occasionally making a humoring comment.  so I wonder whether is /lama/ or /jama/ and one of my coworkers says in Argentina it's shama.  I guess all double L's are SH in argentina.  But it's tempting to wonder if there's any relationship to Chamois or if it's just a coincidence.  It appears to be a coincidence. 
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Post by: Jonathon on January 10, 2021, 12:32:09 PM
(https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1610297298-20210110.png) (https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/plural)

The aftercomic:

(https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/161029746620210110after.png)
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Post by: Ela on January 13, 2021, 07:53:52 PM
 :D
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Post by: Jonathon on January 29, 2021, 03:53:48 PM
(https://qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3901.png) (https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3700)
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Post by: Jonathon on February 05, 2021, 11:58:08 AM
(https://qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3904.png) (https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3703)

mouseover text: "microphones aren't even small.  sometimes they are, but usually you can, like, trip over them.  usually you can trip over them at any time without warning"
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on February 05, 2021, 02:37:21 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tower_of_babel.png) (https://xkcd.com/2421/)

Mouseover text: "Soon, linguists will be wandering around everywhere, saying things like 'colorless green ideas sleep furiously' and 'more people have been to Russia than I have,' and speech will become unintelligible."
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on February 14, 2021, 10:42:54 AM
(https://qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3907.png) (https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3706)
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Post by: Ela on March 16, 2021, 06:59:35 AM
The reporter on a politics podcast said “more quickly and fastly.”

Fastly?

I don’t think that’s a word. :D
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Post by: Jonathon on March 16, 2021, 08:29:52 AM
Though it's really odd that it isn't, and I'm not sure why it isn't.

It apparently was a word for a long time, though. The OED records uses from 888 AD all the way up to 1859. Most of the senses are marked obsolete ("In a fixed or steady manner"; "Firmly, unwaveringly, steadfastly; with confidence"; "Without intermission or cessation"; "Closely, securely"), but the "quickly" sense is marked "now rare".

It makes me wonder why it fell out of use in modern times.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Ela on March 16, 2021, 09:43:26 AM
The explanation I've seen most often is that fastly is not needed because fast is both an adjective and an adverb.

As you state, the OED lists it as an obsolete usage.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on March 16, 2021, 09:50:38 AM
The explanation I've seen most often is that fastly is not needed because fast is both an adjective and an adverb.

Which is kind of a weird argument. For every other adverb, some people get annoyed when you drop the -ly, as in "drive slow".
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Ela on March 16, 2021, 12:18:14 PM
Yeah, I guess. Most of the -ly words haven't dropped it, as far as I know. No clue why fastly dropped out of use.
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Post by: Ela on April 20, 2021, 12:14:58 PM
On a podcast this morning, I heard an Israeli podcaster pronounce wanton like wonton. I don't think that's an accepted pronunciation, though I'm willing to be proven wrong.

It's funny because a podcast FB group I'm in was just discussing whether he has an Israeli accent or not after so many years in the US. He generally speaks "American" pretty well, but has occasional odd pronunciations of certain words.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 20, 2021, 02:26:42 PM
Yeah, I'm not seeing it in any major dictionaries. I'm guessing it's one of those "learned the word from reading it" things.

I think I've heard it before too, though.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Ela on April 20, 2021, 05:58:22 PM
You don't have to be speaking English as a second language to make those types of mistakes, to be honest. For years my son was notorious for mispronouncing words he'd only seen in print and had never heard in the spoken form. It was kind of amusing. I don't know if he still does it.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on April 21, 2021, 09:37:30 AM
For years my son was notorious for mispronouncing words he'd only seen in print and had never heard in the spoken form. It was kind of amusing.
I resemble this remark. I have a very strong memory of my mother -- mostly successfully -- fighting down laughter at my pronunciation of some word I had just mangled. And she did not succeed the first time she heard me blithely mispronounce "Hermione". ;)

These days, I ask teh internet how to pronounce things.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Ela on April 21, 2021, 11:31:51 AM
To be fair, I've heard Hermione pronounced two different ways. The way it's pronounced in Harry Potter is one way. But I once knew an older woman with that name who pronounced it Her-me-on, three syllables.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on April 21, 2021, 01:05:04 PM
While I certainly would not tell someone they were mispronouncing their own name (they get to define the pronunciation of their own name any way they wish, even if it is not a common one), it's not the standard one. It has been a common name (with a single pronunciation, subject to regional accents and elisions) for a very long time. It's just not common in the US.

My mother had not read the books at that point. She just knew more than one real-life Hermione (all Brits, I believe).

More here: https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/112401/what-is-the-correct-pronunciation-of-hermione. Note especially the comparison to other names of Greek origin.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 28, 2021, 09:04:12 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0EGFw-VkAURTjI?format=jpg&name=small) (https://twitter.com/ShammaBoyarin/status/1387396871438540802)

I don't speak Hebrew, but someone on Twitter says that this literally means "all the honor" and is used to mean "well done" in the sense of "nice job" or "go you!"

Apparently the Turkish also means something along the lines of "bravo!"
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Brinestone on April 28, 2021, 09:08:46 AM
 :D
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Post by: rivka on April 28, 2021, 11:00:10 AM
That is HILARIOUS! The translation for "beefsteak" is also very odd.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 28, 2021, 01:01:08 PM
What's odd about it?

Also, if the Hebrew and Turkish are that bad, I'm assuming there are problems with the Portuguese too.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on April 28, 2021, 11:41:12 PM
Perhaps someone just printed whatever Google translate told them.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 29, 2021, 08:28:54 AM
Yeah, I'm guessing it was something like that.
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: rivka on April 29, 2021, 11:30:54 PM
What's odd about it?
"Steak" is not a Hebrew word, but a transliteration "stayk", more or less. Which plenty of Israelis would use, but not quite like that. The cut is usually mentioned (with or without "stayk"). (And they differ from what Americans are used to: https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/travel/.premium-tourist-tip-148-how-to-order-a-steak-1.5226278)

I found some menus that do say things like "entrecote steak" (stayk entrecote), but the ones I am used to just say "entrecote".
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: Jonathon on April 30, 2021, 10:30:42 AM
Gotcha. Definitely sounds like someone was using an automatic translation service or maybe just a dictionary rather than consulting native speakers.

Any Portuguese speakers want to weight in on whether the Portuguese is weird too?
Title: Re: Funny English and Linguistics stuff...
Post by: pooka on May 22, 2021, 05:28:39 AM
I saw this question on Quora:
"At what point does the English language cease to be called so if it becomes excessively adulterated with words which originate from other countries?"
Where does the questioner think English came from?
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Post by: Ela on May 23, 2021, 10:53:02 AM
Yes, exactly.
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Post by: Jonathon on May 23, 2021, 12:24:44 PM
lol

Also, I'm fascinated by how often want to know at which point something happens or where you draw the line between one phenomenon and another with regard to language. Like, people want to know at which point a previously disputed use becomes acceptable or where you draw the line between changes that are supposedly good and those that are allegedly bad. Do they think that language works by some sort of simple majority vote? Do they think that if we have x number of words from foreign languages, it's still English, but if we have x + 1, then we have to call the language something else?
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Post by: Jonathon on August 31, 2021, 03:54:22 PM
(https://qwantz.com/comics/comic2-3992.png) (https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3790)
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Post by: Jonathon on October 20, 2021, 11:29:56 AM
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Mouseover text: "You can also do this if someone says the methods used for a linguistics paper were invalid."
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Post by: Jonathon on December 03, 2021, 11:32:43 AM
(https://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-4033.png) (https://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3831)

Mouseover text: "but by whom? listen. don't worry about it."
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Post by: Ela on December 03, 2021, 01:29:40 PM
 :D
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Post by: Jonathon on January 12, 2022, 04:38:41 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/language_development.png) (https://xkcd.com/2567/)
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Post by: rivka on January 12, 2022, 05:43:45 PM
The mouse-over on that one is hilarious.
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Post by: Jonathon on January 12, 2022, 06:28:54 PM
Yeah, I laughed out loud at that one.
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Post by: Ela on January 12, 2022, 10:35:03 PM
Same.
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Post by: Jonathon on February 22, 2022, 04:42:10 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/headline_words_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2584/)
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Post by: Ela on February 23, 2022, 11:49:59 AM
 :D
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 16, 2022, 07:54:54 AM
My ma told me that she saw a play and described it as "a period piece".

"What, like a menstral show?"

She didn't get it.
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Post by: Jonathon on March 16, 2022, 08:27:58 AM
 :rimshot:
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Post by: Porter on March 17, 2022, 06:53:16 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0EGFw-VkAURTjI?format=jpg&name=small) (https://twitter.com/ShammaBoyarin/status/1387396871438540802)

I don't speak Hebrew, but someone on Twitter says that this literally means "all the honor" and is used to mean "well done" in the sense of "nice job" or "go you!"

Apparently the Turkish also means something along the lines of "bravo!"
Gotcha. Definitely sounds like someone was using an automatic translation service or maybe just a dictionary rather than consulting native speakers.

Any Portuguese speakers want to weight in on whether the Portuguese is weird too?
Can confirm that the Portuguese is has a similar meaning -- I would translate it as either "well done" or "great job".
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Post by: Jonathon on March 17, 2022, 08:16:56 AM
Good job, steak. We're all very proud of you.
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Post by: Ela on March 17, 2022, 11:44:37 AM
Yeah, except that "kol hakavod" does not mean "well done" in Hebrew, as in well done steak.
It means, literally, all the honor. It's used to mean well done, as in a task well done.

The phrase is never used to reference how well cooked the steak is. Or any other food, for that matter.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on April 27, 2022, 09:29:00 AM
I had to attend a mandatory training a work about LGBTTQQIAAP, and the presenter kept stumbling over those letters like they were at the optometrist's office and needed a stronger prescription.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on May 04, 2022, 09:25:00 AM
There were so many gruntled people at work last night, I don't know when I've been more chalant.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on May 20, 2022, 01:37:57 PM
Phylacteries is such a useless word. Anyone who has any interest in purchasing, owning, or using them, would never call them that.  I even suspect that if someone were to go to an establishment selling phylacteries and ask the proprietor to sell them phylacteries, they might be refused the sale, just because they called them that.
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Post by: Ela on May 26, 2022, 10:08:23 AM
Seriously.
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Post by: Jonathon on May 26, 2022, 11:20:10 AM
Does "phylacteries" appear in any modern English translation of the Tanakh, or is it just used in the Christian Bible?
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Post by: rivka on May 26, 2022, 05:13:18 PM
I doubt it's in either. The Hebrew/Aramaic word tefillin appears nowhere in Tanach. The verses just say "bind them" (the verses, by context). See https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/81814/jewish/Tefillin-and-Its-Significance.htm
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 08, 2022, 08:11:28 AM
The adverb "piping" is useful only for modifying the word "hot".  What a waste.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 08, 2022, 09:03:18 AM
Apparently you can also having piping little voices, and piping plovers are named for their calls, but that's it.

link (https://www.english-corpora.org/coca/?c=coca&q=107584906)
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Post by: Jonathon on June 08, 2022, 11:16:42 AM
On Twitter, Keith pointed out that you can also be piping mad.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 08, 2022, 12:11:18 PM
Apparently you can also having piping little voices, and piping plovers are named for their calls, but that's it.

link (https://www.english-corpora.org/coca/?c=coca&q=107584906)
That's the adjective piping, not the adverb. 
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Post by: Jonathon on August 10, 2022, 02:31:13 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/complex_vowels_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2657/)

Mouseover text: "Pronouncing [ṡṡċċḣḣẇẇȧȧ] is easy; you just say it like the 'x' in 'fire'."
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Post by: Jonathon on September 09, 2022, 11:54:29 AM
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Mouseover text: "you'dn't've any opinions on my use of contractions, wouldn't'ou?"
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Post by: rivka on September 09, 2022, 05:23:46 PM
 >_<
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Post by: Ela on September 10, 2022, 07:49:40 PM
 :D
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 10, 2022, 11:39:26 PM
My husband is the only one I know (in New Jersey) who uses "oughtn't".  But he also sometimes says "ought to should", so there's that.
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Post by: Brinestone on September 14, 2022, 07:14:58 PM
This reminds me somehow of Lego and Duplo's made-up contractions, like "it's'n't" for "it isn't."
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 03, 2022, 07:52:16 AM
My six year old wanted me to help him to build a pillow fort in the parlor, and I was trying to convince him that for a really good fortress, we would need to use the dining room chairs and some sheets.  He objected, claiming that FORTS are for boys, and FORTRESSES are for girls.  I never thought of the -ess ending of fortress being feminine.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 03, 2022, 08:34:09 AM
Huh. I'd never thought about it before, but it looks like it's a different -ess ending (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-ess#Etymology_2) that is used to form nouns from adjectives.
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Post by: Jonathon on October 07, 2022, 03:27:52 PM
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Mouseover text: thank you for reading dinosaur comics; today's installment ends with "wait, damn it, cocks".  i have a master's degree
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Post by: Ela on October 09, 2022, 10:49:26 AM
Funny. But is it true? ;)
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Post by: Jonathon on October 10, 2022, 09:00:02 AM
As far as I'm aware, yes.

Online Etymology Dictionary entry for "cock" (https://www.etymonline.com/word/cock#etymonline_v_53424)
Online Etymology Dictionary entry for "rooster" (https://www.etymonline.com/word/rooster?ref=etymonline_crossreference)
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Post by: Ela on October 12, 2022, 06:55:27 PM
Interesting. And not too surprising, I guess.  :D
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Post by: Tante Shvester on December 09, 2022, 08:38:40 AM
I hear a lot about prophylactics, but I never hear about amateurphylactics.
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Post by: pooka on December 15, 2022, 10:36:49 PM
That's because you're never supposed to tell your kids they are mistakes.
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Post by: Jonathon on January 10, 2023, 12:19:38 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/etymonline_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2722/)

Mouseover text: NOTE TO FUTURE ETYMONLINGUISTS: Our best guess is that 'blimp' is onomatopoeia. The 'B-Limp' thing is a folk etymology.
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Post by: rivka on March 02, 2023, 05:00:41 PM
I am watching a presentation by one of my favorite living historians. He just defined Yiddish as "medieval German with phlegm".  ;D
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Post by: Jonathon on March 03, 2023, 09:22:40 AM
 :D
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Post by: Tante Shvester on March 29, 2023, 02:17:11 AM
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Post by: Tante Shvester on June 06, 2023, 12:52:35 AM
I'm sorry that insipid is a word  but that it's opposite, sipid is not.

My creamy mushroom soup is highly sipid.
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Post by: Jonathon on June 23, 2023, 02:05:20 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/garden_path_sentence_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2793/)

Mouseover text: Arboretum Owner Denied Standing in Garden Path Suit on Grounds Grounds Appealing Appealing

And the Explain xkcd page for all those (including me) who can't parse it (https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2793:_Garden_Path_Sentence) :D
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Post by: rivka on June 26, 2023, 07:16:28 AM
 :wacko:
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Post by: Jonathon on June 28, 2023, 04:19:05 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alphabet_notes_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2794/)
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Post by: Ela on June 28, 2023, 07:51:02 PM
 :D
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Post by: Jonathon on July 05, 2023, 03:14:43 PM
A Twitter friend of mine put me in a comic about editing. :D

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Post by: rivka on July 05, 2023, 10:03:39 PM
 :D
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Post by: Jonathon on August 03, 2023, 09:41:41 AM
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Mouseover text: You’ve heard the phrase “raining cats and dogs”? Well, over there, they call dogs “cats,” and cats are, you guessed it, “lorries.”
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Post by: pooka on August 22, 2023, 09:46:28 PM
Catching up, on the alphabet:
I use the distribution of vowels to alphabetize things into 5 stacks, then those stacks can be broken into 5-7 stacks.  I'm glad I don't still work in jobs where I used this a lot.  In my very first couple jobs, I had an alphabetizing sleeve.  I would dream of having a rack, but those are quite fussy. 
I have a set of wordle tiles in my wallet for when I feel like I should be able to get a word on a 3rd guess but it's evading me.  They are sorted into vowel initial groups.  I haven't bothered using it since curation started. 
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Post by: Jonathon on October 09, 2023, 02:29:07 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/language_acquisition_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2839/)

Mouseover text: "My first words were 'These were my first words; what were yours?'"
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Post by: Porter on October 12, 2023, 08:18:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5vXn_Rap4
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Post by: Jonathon on March 15, 2024, 03:10:36 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/schwa_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2907/)

Mouseover text: Doug's cousin, the one from London, runs a Bumble love cult.
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Post by: pooka on May 31, 2024, 11:53:16 AM
 :D
My sister who is in her 40's is going back to SLP school and hasn't used IPA before.  I was trying to help her start practicing before she hits the ground in the fall.  I thought she'd be really excited about it since she's the one sibling who didn't learn to spell based on the prediction of an elementary teacher that we'd be going to phonetic spelling (I guess this would have been in the 80's).
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Post by: Jonathon on June 07, 2024, 12:23:50 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fluid_speech_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2942/)
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Post by: rivka on June 07, 2024, 01:20:51 PM
I have been using captions on Netflix and Prime a lot lately. And have noted when they do (or do not) indicate in the caption when speakers elide letters. (As in the example, do the captions say "gonna" or "going to" when what was said was definitely the former, etc. Do the captions reflect accents, real (either of the actor or the character) or temporary (like funny voices when a parent is reading a book to a child), and so on.) It's quite interesting.
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Post by: pooka on July 16, 2024, 10:41:54 AM
I sure hope this pharmacy is Care[L]on and not Careion.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on July 16, 2024, 10:55:31 PM
It is.
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Post by: Porter on July 19, 2024, 09:37:54 AM
I have been using captions on Netflix and Prime a lot lately. And have noted when they do (or do not) indicate in the caption when speakers elide letters. (As in the example, do the captions say "gonna" or "going to" when what was said was definitely the former, etc. Do the captions reflect accents, real (either of the actor or the character) or temporary (like funny voices when a parent is reading a book to a child), and so on.) It's quite interesting.
Do you have opinions about spelling those out in, say, a novel or short story?

Personally, I find it very hard to read dialog that is attempting to reflect the accent.
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Post by: rivka on July 19, 2024, 11:18:48 AM
I have seen it done well -- just enough to give you the flavor, without making your eyes cross -- and done very badly. And everything in between. The Outlander books mostly do it well.
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Post by: pooka on August 30, 2024, 10:13:45 AM
My husband likes the outlander books, but has only experienced them on audio.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on September 19, 2024, 05:11:39 PM
Walkie-talkie is a ridiculous name for a hand-held two-way radio.  Did they give the job of naming it to toddlers?
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Post by: Jonathon on October 08, 2024, 05:55:57 PM
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/university_commas_2x.png) (https://xkcd.com/2995/)
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Post by: rivka on October 08, 2024, 06:07:02 PM
The UCLA one sounds about right.
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 10, 2024, 11:17:23 AM
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 10, 2024, 11:19:16 AM
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Post by: Tante Shvester on October 10, 2024, 11:19:46 AM
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Post by: Noemon on January 11, 2025, 07:04:17 AM
I have been using captions on Netflix and Prime a lot lately. And have noted when they do (or do not) indicate in the caption when speakers elide letters. (As in the example, do the captions say "gonna" or "going to" when what was said was definitely the former, etc. Do the captions reflect accents, real (either of the actor or the character) or temporary (like funny voices when a parent is reading a book to a child), and so on.) It's quite interesting.
Do you have opinions about spelling those out in, say, a novel or short story?

Personally, I find it very hard to read dialog that is attempting to reflect the accent.
In Philip Jose Farmer's Riverworld books who spoke with a lisp. Farmer insisted in writing all of his dialogue with the lisp preserved. He was a fairly major character. It was maddening to me when I read the books in late grade school/early junior high.

I loved those books, but recognized that they were pretty badly written even at the time. I had a lot more patience for bad writing back then, apparently.
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Post by: rivka on January 12, 2025, 12:30:10 PM
I think most of us had a higher tolerance for bad writing at that age.
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Post by: Jonathon on January 13, 2025, 08:36:01 AM
*nods vigorously*
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Post by: Noemon on January 30, 2025, 09:53:16 AM
I have been using captions on Netflix and Prime a lot lately. And have noted when they do (or do not) indicate in the caption when speakers elide letters. (As in the example, do the captions say "gonna" or "going to" when what was said was definitely the former, etc. Do the captions reflect accents, real (either of the actor or the character) or temporary (like funny voices when a parent is reading a book to a child), and so on.) It's quite interesting.
Do you have opinions about spelling those out in, say, a novel or short story?

Personally, I find it very hard to read dialog that is attempting to reflect the accent.
In Philip Jose Farmer's Riverworld books who spoke with a lisp. Farmer insisted in writing all of his dialogue with the lisp preserved. He was a fairly major character. It was maddening to me when I read the books in late grade school/early junior high.

I loved those books, but recognized that they were pretty badly written even at the time. I had a lot more patience for bad writing back then, apparently.
Eesh, you can tell I wrote that on a phone. Sorry!