Archive for August, 2009

When Lego uses the bathroom, he does the following routine: 1. Turns on the light 2. Closes the door 3. Lifts the lid and the toilet seat 4. Pees standing up 5. Closes the lid and seat 6. Flushes 7. Turns off the light 8. Closes the door behind him so Daniel can’t get into [...]

Less than three weeks ago, I was in Payless looking for church shoes for Lego when I saw that a whole bunch of their flip flops were on clearance for $3 and $5. I assumed that they were perfectly good shoes (for Payless), but that they were marked down so low just because summer was [...]